I Am The Knight
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Seriously. I was punched in the stomach in first grade by the big bad bully and I'm a girl! Should I call the cops?
Are you really a girl?
Seriously. I was punched in the stomach in first grade by the big bad bully and I'm a girl! Should I call the cops?
about this...Are you really a girl?
INT. BALE RESIDENTS, ENGLAND - EVENING
Christian Bale, his mom, and sister, seated are sipping english tea.
CHRISTIAN: Look, this whole English thing...the tea and stuff...I don't -
MOM: Christian! Stop that silly American accent - YOU'RE ENGLISH!
SISTER: Mum's right.
Christian sets his tea down, masking his anger.
CHRISTIAN: Batman is American. Not English. The premiere starts in ten minutes, if I don't keep this up, they're gonna figure me out.
MOM: Maybe you should stop-
CHRISTIAN (in Batman voice): You guys are the symbols of hopelesness that i'll never be. This movie is the first legitimate superhero movie in decades. If I don't act like Batman my whole life, everything will be undone.
SISTER: Please stop with the annoying Batman voice-
WHAM! Christian Keysi-elbows his sister in the face-she goes down hard. His Mom runs for the hallway. Reaches the kitchen in a panic, dials the police.
MOM (on phone): Please, help. My son's gone mad. He's gonna kill me.
She hangs up. Everything is quiet. Trying to catch her breath. She turns around slowly.
MOM (quiet): Where are you?
-- At her shoulder, hanging upside down ----CHRISTIAN BALE!
CHRISTIAN BALE (Batman voice): Here.
Cut to Black.
EXT. BALE RESIDENTS - EVENING (Moments Later)
Squad cars, paramedics, photographers. A women is being wheeled out on a stretcher. Bale, in handcuffs, is shoved in the backseat of a squad car.
BALE (VO) (Batman voice): You either die a guy who played Batman, or you live long enough to see yourself become like Corey Feldman.
END.
wait....what's Fox News got to do with this???
I like Fox News....
INT. BALE RESIDENTS, ENGLAND - EVENING
Christian Bale, his mom, and sister, seated are sipping english tea.
CHRISTIAN: Look, this whole English thing...the tea and stuff...I don't -
MOM: Christian! Stop that silly American accent - YOU'RE ENGLISH!
SISTER: Mum's right.
Christian sets his tea down, masking his anger.
CHRISTIAN: Batman is American. Not English. The premiere starts in ten minutes, if I don't keep this up, they're gonna figure me out.
MOM: Maybe you should stop-
CHRISTIAN (in Batman voice): You guys are the symbols of hopelesness that i'll never be. This movie is the first legitimate superhero movie in decades. If I don't act like Batman my whole life, everything will be undone.
SISTER: Please stop with the annoying Batman voice-
WHAM! Christian Keysi-elbows his sister in the face-she goes down hard. His Mom runs for the hallway. Reaches the kitchen in a panic, dials the police.
MOM (on phone): Please, help. My son's gone mad. He's gonna kill me.
She hangs up. Everything is quiet. Trying to catch her breath. She turns around slowly.
MOM (quiet): Where are you?
-- At her shoulder, hanging upside down ----CHRISTIAN BALE!
CHRISTIAN BALE (Batman voice): Here.
Cut to Black.
EXT. BALE RESIDENTS - EVENING (Moments Later)
Squad cars, paramedics, photographers. A women is being wheeled out on a stretcher. Bale, in handcuffs, is shoved in the backseat of a squad car.
BALE (VO) (Batman voice): You either die a guy who played Batman, or you live long enough to see yourself become like Corey Feldman.
END.

INT. BALE RESIDENTS, ENGLAND - EVENING
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END.

How would you guys label Bale in the best live action superheroes department?

How would you guys label Bale in the best live action superheroes department?