The Dark Knight The Christian Bale/Bruce Wayne thread

I saw the whole thing. Actually it wasn't Bale assaulting his mother and sister - most of the time it was a stuntman. It was hard to make out though because the editing was so choppy and most of it was too dark.
 
After several repeat viewings... I have to say...Bale is my favorite Bruce Wayne...and Batman for that matter. His voice has grown on me... except when he is talkin to the Joker when J man is upside down... it sounds like someone is holding his nose
 
I read a report speculating that it was a verbal assault.

Apparently, in England...that constitutes as a crime. Physical/Verbal assault...its all the same.

I seriously doubt Bale would get physical with his mother and sister.
 
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Yeah, nothing has been specific. If you ask me, it sounds like an argument. His family didn't call the cops. They were in a hotel. He probably was really mad and someone in the hotel heard, thought it sounded bad and called the cops.
 
I've also heard that Bale has denied the allegations.....

I hope that this is all just a misunderstanding that's been blown way out of proportions....and partly fueled by relatives who want a "piece of the money."
 
no...it sounded like his mom and sis went to the police to file the complaint......

i mean....why now.......the day before the London premiere of TDK?
 
If you really look at this bizarre situation, it seems like Bale's *****e bag family who have drug/alcohol problems were harassing him and trying to take money from him, and Bale was only trying to defend himself. If he was already released, and going back in September for questioning, it sounds like all of this was blown out of proportion and he really did nothing wrong.

In Bale I continue to trust.
 
INT. BALE RESIDENCE, ENGLAND - EVENING

Christian Bale, his mom, and sister, seated are sipping english tea.

CHRISTIAN: Look, this whole English thing...the tea and stuff...I don't -

MOM: Christian! Stop that silly American accent - YOU'RE ENGLISH!

SISTER: Mum's right.

Christian sets his tea down, masking his anger.

CHRISTIAN: Batman is American. Not English. The premiere starts in ten minutes, if I don't keep this up, they're gonna figure me out.

MOM: Maybe you should stop-

CHRISTIAN (in Batman voice): You guys are the symbols of hopelesness that i'll never be. This movie is the first legitimate superhero movie in decades. If I don't act like Batman my whole life, everything will be undone.

SISTER: Please stop with the annoying Batman voice-

WHAM! Christian Keysi-elbows his sister in the face-she goes down hard. His Mom runs for the hallway. Reaches the kitchen in a panic, dials the police.

MOM (on phone): Please, help. My son's gone mad. He's gonna kill me.

She hangs up. Everything is quiet. Trying to catch her breath. She turns around slowly.

MOM (quiet): Where are you?

-- At her shoulder, hanging upside down ----CHRISTIAN BALE!

CHRISTIAN BALE (Batman voice): Here.

Cut to Black.

EXT. BALE RESIDENCE - EVENING (Moments Later)

Squad cars, paramedics, photographers. A women is being wheeled out on a stretcher. Bale, in handcuffs, is shoved in the backseat of a squad car.

BALE (VO) (Batman voice): You either die a guy who played Batman, or you live long enough to see yourself become like Corey Feldman.

END.
 
Harrygucha said:
INT. BALE RESIDENTS, ENGLAND - EVENING

Christian Bale, his mom, and sister, seated are sipping english tea.

CHRISTIAN: Look, this whole English thing...the tea and stuff...I don't -

MOM: Christian! Stop that silly American accent - YOU'RE ENGLISH!

SISTER: Mum's right.

Christian sets his tea down, masking his anger.

CHRISTIAN: Batman is American. Not English. The premiere starts in ten minutes, if I don't keep this up, they're gonna figure me out.

MOM: Maybe you should stop-

CHRISTIAN (in Batman voice): You guys are the symbols of hopelesness that i'll never be. This movie is the first legitimate superhero movie in decades. If I don't act like Batman my whole life, everything will be undone.

SISTER: Please stop with the annoying Batman voice-

WHAM! Christian Keysi-elbows his sister in the face-she goes down hard. His Mom runs for the hallway. Reaches the kitchen in a panic, dials the police.

MOM (on phone): Please, help. My son's gone mad. He's gonna kill me.

She hangs up. Everything is quiet. Trying to catch her breath. She turns around slowly.

MOM (quiet): Where are you?

-- At her shoulder, hanging upside down ----CHRISTIAN BALE!

CHRISTIAN BALE (Batman voice): Here.

Cut to Black.

EXT. BALE RESIDENTS - EVENING (Moments Later)

Squad cars, paramedics, photographers. A women is being wheeled out on a stretcher. Bale, in handcuffs, is shoved in the backseat of a squad car.

BALE (VO) (Batman voice): You either die a guy who played Batman, or you live long enough to see yourself become like Corey Feldman.

END.
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lol. I like this
 
Don't forget to watch Fox news tonight. Geraldo has a special on the cast of TDK. Here's the feature:

Tonight! Heath Ledger spotted in Hawaii! Grainy footage shows what seems to be Heath LEdger. Back from the dead? Find out tonight!

Also, Christian Bale comes out! Yes, he is gay! Find out the reaction from his family tonight on Geraldo!

None of this may be true, but we can get ratings by lying: FOX NEWS.

"FOX NEWS: A Bunch of lying Red necks...Unfair and unbalanced."
 
wait....what's Fox News got to do with this???

I like Fox News....
 
Harrygucha said:
INT. BALE RESIDENTS, ENGLAND - EVENING

Christian Bale, his mom, and sister, seated are sipping english tea.

CHRISTIAN: Look, this whole English thing...the tea and stuff...I don't -

MOM: Christian! Stop that silly American accent - YOU'RE ENGLISH!

SISTER: Mum's right.

Christian sets his tea down, masking his anger.

CHRISTIAN: Batman is American. Not English. The premiere starts in ten minutes, if I don't keep this up, they're gonna figure me out.

MOM: Maybe you should stop-

CHRISTIAN (in Batman voice): You guys are the symbols of hopelesness that i'll never be. This movie is the first legitimate superhero movie in decades. If I don't act like Batman my whole life, everything will be undone.

SISTER: Please stop with the annoying Batman voice-

WHAM! Christian Keysi-elbows his sister in the face-she goes down hard. His Mom runs for the hallway. Reaches the kitchen in a panic, dials the police.

MOM (on phone): Please, help. My son's gone mad. He's gonna kill me.

She hangs up. Everything is quiet. Trying to catch her breath. She turns around slowly.

MOM (quiet): Where are you?

-- At her shoulder, hanging upside down ----CHRISTIAN BALE!

CHRISTIAN BALE (Batman voice): Here.

Cut to Black.

EXT. BALE RESIDENTS - EVENING (Moments Later)

Squad cars, paramedics, photographers. A women is being wheeled out on a stretcher. Bale, in handcuffs, is shoved in the backseat of a squad car.

BALE (VO) (Batman voice): You either die a guy who played Batman, or you live long enough to see yourself become like Corey Feldman.

END.
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Despite how completely inappropriate this is, I LOL'ed out loud reading it... :oldrazz:
 
How would you guys label Bale in the best live action superheroes department?
 
Mr. Joker said:
How would you guys label Bale in the best live action superheroes department?
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The best. No one has really captured who Bruce Wayne and Batman is supposed to be from the comics to the movies quite like Bale. And this movie solidified that. Reeves and Jackman were good, but in my eyes no one tops Bale.:brucebat:
 
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