The Dark Knight The Christian Bale/Bruce Wayne thread

[X Knight]

so....when do you think we'll learn the "truth" about this incident with Bale and his relatives?

 

[hame4479]

This just in, Christian Bale beats his mom and sister.

 

[hame4479]

INT. BALE RESIDENTS, ENGLAND - EVENING

Christian Bale, his mom, and sister, seated are sipping english tea.

CHRISTIAN: Look, this whole English thing...the tea and stuff...I don't -

MOM: Christian! Stop that silly American accent - YOU'RE ENGLISH!

SISTER: Mum's right.

Christian sets his tea down, masking his anger.

CHRISTIAN: Batman is American. Not English. The premiere starts in ten minutes, if I don't keep this up, they're gonna figure me out.

MOM: Maybe you should stop-

CHRISTIAN (in Batman voice): You guys are the symbols of hopelesness that i'll never be. This movie is the first legitimate superhero movie in decades. If I don't act like Batman my whole life, everything will be undone.

SISTER: Please stop with the annoying Batman voice-

WHAM! Christian Keysi-elbows his sister in the face-she goes down hard. His Mom runs for the hallway. Reaches the kitchen in a panic, dials the police.

MOM (on phone): Please, help. My son's gone mad. He's gonna kill me.

She hangs up. Everything is quiet. Trying to catch her breath. She turns around slowly.

MOM (quiet): Where are you?

-- At her shoulder, hanging upside down ----CHRISTIAN BALE!

CHRISTIAN BALE (Batman voice): Here.

Cut to Black.

EXT. BALE RESIDENTS - EVENING (Moments Later)

Squad cars, paramedics, photographers. A women is being wheeled out on a stretcher. Bale, in handcuffs, is shoved in the backseat of a squad car.

BALE (VO) (Batman voice): You either die a guy who played Batman, or you live long enough to see yourself become like Corey Feldman.

END.

Funniest thing I have read in decades hahahHAHAHAHAHAHhahHA!!!!

 

[hame4479]

She just took a picture of him crossing the street during a break in filming, and he flicked her off and called her a stupid ****ing b!tch ...

Right after that he said, "I wanna stab you to death, and play around with your blood!"

 

[hame4479]

Christian Bale Arrives at the Courthouse

OMFG I just lost it!

 

[DarkSomnium]

INT. BALE RESIDENTS, ENGLAND - EVENING

Christian Bale, his mom, and sister, seated are sipping english tea.

CHRISTIAN: Look, this whole English thing...the tea and stuff...I don't -

MOM: Christian! Stop that silly American accent - YOU'RE ENGLISH!

SISTER: Mum's right.

Christian sets his tea down, masking his anger.

CHRISTIAN: Batman is American. Not English. The premiere starts in ten minutes, if I don't keep this up, they're gonna figure me out.

MOM: Maybe you should stop-

CHRISTIAN (in Batman voice): You guys are the symbols of hopelesness that i'll never be. This movie is the first legitimate superhero movie in decades. If I don't act like Batman my whole life, everything will be undone.

SISTER: Please stop with the annoying Batman voice-

WHAM! Christian Keysi-elbows his sister in the face-she goes down hard. His Mom runs for the hallway. Reaches the kitchen in a panic, dials the police.

MOM (on phone): Please, help. My son's gone mad. He's gonna kill me.

She hangs up. Everything is quiet. Trying to catch her breath. She turns around slowly.

MOM (quiet): Where are you?

-- At her shoulder, hanging upside down ----CHRISTIAN BALE!

CHRISTIAN BALE (Batman voice): Here.

Cut to Black.

EXT. BALE RESIDENTS - EVENING (Moments Later)

Squad cars, paramedics, photographers. A women is being wheeled out on a stretcher. Bale, in handcuffs, is shoved in the backseat of a squad car.

BALE (VO) (Batman voice): You either die a guy who played Batman, or you live long enough to see yourself become like Corey Feldman.

END.

rofl... oh that was funny

 

[the-spider]

This just in, Christian Bale beats his mom and sister.

COME ON YOUR SO DISRESPECTFUL...joke or not, but Ive personally had the chance of meeting Christian, total class act. Thats besides the point though

Just please have some respect, it because people like you that don't know the definition of ASSAULT that Bale will have this hangin over him for a while..

ENOUGH SAID

P.S. not angry just my 2 cents

SPIDER

 

[Lauryn2000]

Yep...it seems it was verbal assault.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/22/did-batmans-bad-mouth-trigger-bust/

Man, that is really shady for Bale's mother and sister to do this, now. Of all times...

I mean even the police are about this...

Could they snap a photo more disgruntled of the guy???

This what I guess they call "bad timing"...verbal assault..another poster stated they wonder if it was in his Batman voice....

 

[Sevb30]

Yeah if what TMZ.com says is true, it was next to nothing. he just pushed her away from him and she didn't even fall down.

 

[Mr. Joker]

Expect Bale to make a house call in his batsuit tonight.

 

[craigdbfan]

Leave it up to the televised & internet media to milk this story and make Christian Bale look like a mother/sister abuser even though the entire story of what exactly happened in that hotel room is still unknown to the masses.

 

[Compi716]

I can see it now...Bale walks into his house, and his sister and mother are there. They tell him his newfound celebrity status is going to do his. They don't even know who he is anymore.

BALE'S MOM: I don't even know who are anymore, Chris.

BALE'S RESPONSE:

 

[Mr. Joker]

From what we've read, it seems to be totally the other way around. They verbally & physically abused him first, and he probably shoved them out of the way to get on about his business. Nothing major, and nothing that'll make me hate or even dislike Bale over. He's still the man.

 

[terry78]

Once you're in the media, you can't escape it. Even the innocent get chastised.

 

[Mr. Joker]

It's ashame it's by his own damn mother. He needs to dress up as Batsy one night & just whack her in the face as hard as he can.

 

[Equinox]

I can see it now...Bale walks into his house, and his sister and mother are there. They tell him his newfound celebrity status is going to do his. They don't even know who he is anymore.

BALE'S MOM: I don't even know who are anymore, Chris.

BALE'S RESPONSE:

HA HA HA!

 

[the GRIN Reaper]

Bale / Downey Jr. are the best actors to grace a superhero film as the protagonist. They embody the characters they play.

 

[spanish39]

Why so serious?

 

[TheVileOne]

Whether its true or not, news outlets are already portraying that Christian Bale horrendously beat his family. When there is no legitimate proof as such. Sorry but that's wrong.

 

[Mr. Joker]

Yes, it is, and I could never see him doing something like that. **** the media, they're always trying to blow **** out of proportion.

 

[the GRIN Reaper]

Getting back to Christian Bale / Bruce Wayne in the movie ... what was yalls favorite scene of Bruce Wayne?

I loved the resteraunt scene ...

"Oh you like the ballet?"

"Maybe you should find out your jurisdiction being the District Attorney" ... then gives that small **** eating grin he used in American Psycho to perfection.

And then one of the best Bruce Wayne scenes I've seen in any movie ... the ultimate determination seen in Bruce's eyes after the clowns crash the party. He takes out the "Pretty Boy" with his elbow, then dis assembles dude's shot gun like a pro. Such a bad ass.

In fact, I think Bale's performance in this movie is being greatly overlooked.

 

[The Chris]

Best Bruce Wayne Scene
When he's toasting Harvey,seeing him morph from playboy Bruce to sincere Bruce

Best Batman scene
The interrogation, Bale and Ledger just totally make that scene a classic. Batman is so angry here, and I think the voice works, especially "WHERE ARE THEY?!"

 

[DoesItDepressU]

Leno started his monologue with the Bale incident. He said he saw a line for Batman again but this time it was a lineup. Then he said his mom and sister were rumored to be working with the Penguin. Finally, he said that in the police report guests next door were reported to have heard "pow" "bam" "poof" from Bale's suite.

 

[Captain Useless]

Getting back to Christian Bale / Bruce Wayne in the movie ... what was yalls favorite scene of Bruce Wayne?

I loved the resteraunt scene ...

"Oh you like the ballet?"

"Maybe you should find out your jurisdiction being the District Attorney" ... then gives that small **** eating grin he used in American Psycho to perfection.

And then one of the best Bruce Wayne scenes I've seen in any movie ... the ultimate determination seen in Bruce's eyes after the clowns crash the party. He takes out the "Pretty Boy" with his elbow, then dis assembles dude's shot gun like a pro. Such a bad ass.

In fact, I think Bale's performance in this movie is being greatly overlooked.

I really liked the part when he made fun of the "I believe in Harvey Dent" campaign, but then gave this speach about him really believing in Harvey Dent. He showed a little of the real Bruce there, which I thought was nice.

Also the part when Rachel and Harvey get to the operah and Bruce has taken all the girls to his yacht t:

 

[Mr. Joker]

Man, Bruce really clowned Harvey at times, and it was entertaining, but I kind of felt bad for Harvey at times.