The Disaster Lounge

[Perfect Cell]

When does Starcrash get a prequel trilogy?

Those robots are just trying to dance, and this coked out lunatic won't let them.

 

[2kt09]

That guy looks eerily similar to Oscar Isaac. Pretty sure a crossover is possible to expand this universe.

 

[Guts]

How the Luke scene should have happened.

 

[Guts]

Those robots are just trying to dance, and this coked out lunatic won't let them.

 

[squeekness]

Crazies, the lot of you.

 

[Kane52630]

My favorite part from The Last Jedi.

 

[Reek]

Crazies, the lot of you.

My squeeks... let them play... I'm not crazy.

 

[Perfect Cell]

My squeeks... let them play... I'm not crazy.

The syphilis will see to that one day.

 

[Reek]

I am a doctor. I can help with most things... go on... ask Roose about that "trilogy" he had in Bangkok.

God's help us... South America is not going to be friendly... BUT

Brazilian Girls.

"But"

Brazilian Girls.

 

[Lighthouse]

My favorite part from The Last Jedi.

Doesn't that just make him Lone Star's cousin's roommate?

 

[Guts]

What's worse? Eating a pizza with a fork and knife or eating a pear with a fork and knife?

 

[MadderMaximus]

My favorite part from The Last Jedi.

I see what you did there

 

[Perfect Cell]

What's worse? Eating a pizza with a fork and knife or eating a pear with a fork and knife?

Cutting up a pear with a fork and knife so you can put it on pizza.

 

[jokesonm3]

In an hour i turn 25 and realized i'm closer to being 30, feels like yesterday i was only 12.

My first thought being that i really need to take things a bit more seriously in life.

 

[Perfect Cell]

In an hour i turn 25 and realized i'm closer to being 30, feels like yesterday i was only 12.

My first thought being that i really need to take things a bit more seriously in life.

Taking things too seriously is how you get ulcers. But you can't take things too lightly, or else you'll wind up living on a street corner, using discarded Burger King wrappers as a makeshift blanket. So... there are levels. And you have a dwindling amount of time to figure it all out. Ever dwindling. Ever approaching is that point of no return. Creeping, creeping, creeping towards you. One day you'll wake up and realize it's all gone, and there's no way back.

Happy birthday, is what I am saying.

 

[Reek]

dude stannis says 'hello'

.....

... and fine... happy birthday jokes.

 

[Another_Fool]

I'm completely indifferent to Star Wars and didn't have any plans on seeing TLJ in theaters but the mixed reception amongst certain fans intrigues me. This definitely feels like an Iron Man 3 situation and I happen to really like Iron Man 3.

Eh, I think the better comparison is this is more like The Dark Knight Rises situation, because both TLJ and TDKR are both legitimately well made movies where the only divide is within the die hard fan community. Iron Man 3 while certainly dividing amongst the fan base but I don't know if the overall quality touches TLJ and TDKR.

 

[jokesonm3]

Taking things too seriously is how you get ulcers. But you can't take things too lightly, or else you'll wind up living on a street corner, using discarded Burger King wrappers as a makeshift blanket. So... there are levels. And you have a dwindling amount of time to figure it all out. Ever dwindling. Ever approaching is that point of no return. Creeping, creeping, creeping towards you. One day you'll wake up and realize it's all gone, and there's no way back.

Happy birthday, is what I am saying.

hehe, thanks mate.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Reek]

I want everyone to notice that Cell wished jokesonm3 a happy birthday.

he said thank you.

I, also, wished jokesonm3 a happy birthday.

he ignored me.

I ask you to notice because this is the beginning of his end.

 

[jokesonm3]

I want everyone to notice that Cell wished jokesonm3 a happy birthday.

he said thank you.

I, also, wished jokesonm3 a happy birthday.

he ignored me.

I ask you to notice because this is the beginning of his end.

I legit did not notice, palpatine distracted me, and thank you

 

[Reek]

it's too late to apologize....




it's toooo laaaaattttteeee

 

[Perfect Cell]

My member profile page says that I have 1 referral to my credit. I... have never referred anyone to this place. What cowardly liar is attaching themselves to my good name? I will take their thumbs.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Happy 15th birthday Jokes. Don't skive school though.

 

[squeekness]

In an hour i turn 25 and realized i'm closer to being 30, feels like yesterday i was only 12.

My first thought being that i really need to take things a bit more seriously in life.

Happy birthday! And Cell is right, taking things too seriously speeds you on the way to the grave.