The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

[KalMart]

"Y'hear that? That's my mating call, dude....like a bullfrog. Chicks can hear it miles away, and they can't resist. Word, yo?!"

 

[KalMart]

"Haawwww MAN...!!! Yew gotta try this, haus...take this sledgehammer and wack it against yer heeaaddd....the COLORS, haus...the colors....! It's like NASCAR and Hustler Magazine all rolled inta' one...!"

 

[KalMart]

Introducing...the new iPod....

 

[dnno1]

Hal Jordan: "For you DBZ fans out there, this is what an ascended GL Looks like."

 

[Panthro]

Hal Jordan: "For you DBZ fans out there, this is what an ascended GL Looks like."

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[dnno1]

Hal Jordan: "For you DBZ fans out there, this is what an ascended GL Looks like."

Goku: "Interesting, but do you have a Green Lantern II?

Hal Jordan: "I got to make over $200 million domestically before I can do that..."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Sinestro: You know the real reason I turned evil and spent my whole life plotting against Hal Jordan? Look around. Before he showed up, I was the best looking guy here.

 

[lord-22]

so true

 

[Panthro]

Sinestro: You know the real reason I turned evil and spent my whole life plotting against Hal Jordan? Look around. Before he showed up, I was the best looking guy here.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[dnno1]

Killowog: "Wait, you mean to tell me that people are saying that we resemble you poozers?"

Kilowog: "Why you...."
Hal: "You should have heard what my other friends said you look like."

Jake: "Poor guy. You think they look like us?"
Elwood: "Nah, we're musicians."

 

[Panthro]

Killowog: "Wait, you mean to tell me that people are saying that we resemble you poozers?"

Kilowog: "Why you...."
Hal: "You should have heard what my other friends said you look like."

Jake: "Poor guy. You think they look like us?"
Elwood: "Nah, we're musicians."

 

[American_Idiot]

What in the world are you two staring at?!

Kilowog: His mustache. It's said to possess magical powers...if stared at.

Stare harder...

Are you two ******ed?! You do realize that you wield rings with "magical powers". The most powerful weapons in the universe...yet you stare at this man's mustache?!

Well, his mustache emits good luck. Our rings are powered by "will"... We could all use a little luck, ya know.

Let's see... Green is will, yellow is fear, red is rage, blue is hope, orange is greed... Hmmm. Don't they have one for luck?! I'm sure they do...

Nope, I've asked around. The best thing we've got is Mr. Sid Hausman's mustache.

True story! Now, y'all think I could get one of them there purdy rings when our session is done?

 

[dnno1]

Well done!

 

[Panthro]

HAL: "Do you fear... a Marvel event book written by Matt Fraction?"

 

[American_Idiot]

Pretty cool, eh?

Not as cool as mine!

Your what? You don't have a ring, Dirty Harry!

My names Sid Hausman! And I don't wear no _____ ring! Talkin' 'bout mah mustache Son!

EDIT: Sorry buddy, had to edit that word out. Might be offensive to some.

Oh that! Right! I did hear the guys b.s.ing about that. Something about good luck if you stare at it...

That's correct. You should give it a try. Maybe they'll give you a better costume next time 'round. What'r you s'posed to be anyway? Peter Pan?

Ya know, on any other day, I'd verbally kick your Yosemite Sam-lookin' ass all over the universe with my Ryan Reynolds brand razor-sharp comebacks, but I'm actually pretty focused on that stache of yours right now, so I'm gonna pretend like we're the Odd Couple, and let the laugh track cue instead.

 

[Panthro]

HAL: "We're here for the gang bang."

 

[American_Idiot]

Eh yo Bats, I see you standing on top of that police car! Dude, I'm totally thrilled that we both have movies coming out over the next few summers...

Yeah, me too. I guess.

I'm being pit against Parallax, a giant cosmic parasite capable of destroying whole planets. Who do they have you facing off against?

Bane. A...man...capable of...beating the crap out of...humans.

Jesus, did you really have to make my main antagonist seem like a ***** by describing the magnitude of evil you're up against?!

C'mon Bats, that's not what I was trying to do. I mean, Bane is tough. I'd...probably...have a hard time...beating...him.

Yeah, that was real convincing GL. Thanks. That ring pop of yours has really gone to your head.

Dude, don't hate just because the guardians saw me as the only human suitable to wield the most powerful weapon in the universe.

Just imagine how badass I'd be if that ring was just handed over to me. I mean, I already know just about every style of martial arts, I'm considered the world's greatest detective, and I know a few magic tricks. How is it that you were more worthy anyway?

Oh, maybe because I'm not mentally unstable. I don't have an obsession with a certain nocturnal mammal. I don't invite young boys to come stay at my mansion. No offense M.J.

No, but you look and act like that punk from Van Wilder. And your smart mouth might just lead to you being the second green lantern to be knocked out by the Batman, a guy with no powers or fancy ring. Keep talkin'.

 

[Panthro]

Eh yo Bats, I see you standing on top of that police car! Dude, I'm totally thrilled that we both have movies coming out over the next few summers...

Yeah, me too. I guess.

I'm being pit against Parallax, a giant cosmic parasite capable of destroying whole planets. Who do they have you facing off against?

Bane. A...man...capable of...beating the crap out of...humans.

Jesus, did you really have to make my main antagonist seem like a ***** by describing the magnitude of evil you're up against?!

C'mon Bats, that's not what I was trying to do. I mean, Bane is tough. I'd...probably...have a hard time...beating...him.

Yeah, that was real convincing GL. Thanks. That ring pop of yours has really gone to your head.

Dude, don't hate just because the guardians saw me as the only human suitable to wield the most powerful weapon in the universe.

Just imagine how badass I'd be if that ring was just handed over to me. I mean, I already know just about every style of martial arts, I'm considered the world's greatest detective, and I know a few magic tricks. How is it that you were more worthy anyway?

Oh, maybe because I'm not mentally unstable. I don't have an obsession with a certain nocturnal mammal. I don't invite young boys to come stay at my mansion. No offense M.J.

No, but you look and act like that punk from Van Wilder. And your smart mouth might just lead to you being the second green lantern to be knocked out by the Batman, a guy with no powers or fancy ring. Keep talkin'.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe, nothing like superhero trash talk.

 

[American_Idiot]

Lantern, was it? I remember when I was exploring the plains of New Mexee-co at night with nothin' but my lantern and a pickaxe...

Oh, that's really cool Sid, but look... I've got business to attend to across the universe, so uh...

Well I'll be! You mean beyond the sun?! Could ya bring me with?!

Well... I suppose so. I mean, I could use some of that "mustache luck" where I'm going...

And whereabouts is that?

A little place called Asgard. Ya see, Thor has been exiled, and I hear his evil brother Loki is runnin' things there. I've been asked to come take a closer look. Could get ugly. You in? (See Thor Caption thread for reference )

You best bet, youngin'. Yee-hawww! Let's go!

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Panthro]

Lantern, was it? I remember when I was exploring the plains of New Mexee-co at night with nothin' but my lantern and a pickaxe...

Oh, that's really cool Sid, but look... I've got business to attend to across the universe, so uh...

Well I'll be! You mean beyond the sun?! Could ya bring me with?!

Well... I suppose so. I mean, I could use some of that "mustache luck" where I'm going...

And whereabouts is that?

A little place called Asgard. Ya see, Thor has been exiled, and I hear his evil brother Loki is runnin' things there. I've been asked to come take a closer look. Could get ugly. You in? (See Thor Caption thread for reference )

You best bet, youngin'. Yee-hawww! Let's go!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[I Am The Knight]

OK, I don't get it. What's with the mustache thing?

 

[American_Idiot]

OK, I don't get it. What's with the mustache thing?

Sid Hausman, Southwest entertainer and artist...with an enchanted mustache. Legend has it, if you stare at it long enough, good luck will come your way.

He also has a "home on the range" fetish. lol

 

[American_Idiot]

CONTINUED FROM WHERE I LEFT OFF (& THOR CAPTION THREAD)

You think you've won Lantern...and Hausman. But this is far from over. I can promise you that.

Well in that case I should just go ahead and finish you now I s'pose.

*Green Lantern theme song plays*

KA-BOOM!!!

Well, I'll be a coyote's uncle! You killed'um!

I know, right! That felt GREAT! Hahahaha!

Mah mustache is twitchin'. Something's wrong.

Could be that I just screwed with Thor's sequels.

No sir. Something bigger than that. A parasite of sorts. INSIDE YOU!

TO BE CONTINUED?...

 

[I Am The Knight]

Sid Hausman, Southwest entertainer and artist...with an enchanted mustache. Legend has it, if you stare at it long enough, good luck will come your way.

He also has a "home on the range" fetish. lol

lol I see... t:

 

[dnno1]

Cell: "Belive me, bud, I've tried that before and it didn't work."