The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: "I like to keep this handy for close encounters."

 

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: "I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

 

[Panthro]

HAL JORDAN: "When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day!"

 

[protocida]

"I'm a solid light construct farmer, motherf****er!

 

[dnno1]

Hal Jordan: "Looks like we're cornered. What do we do know?"

Sinestro: "Payback time!"

Kilowog: "Is he gonna get into that Blaine act again?"
Hal Jordan: "I should have never shown him that Predator movie. He really gets into character that way."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff d, proto

HAL/KILOWAG/SINESTRO: "We Shall Always Be... Three Amigos!"

HAL: "I wish I knew how to quit you."
KILOWAG: "Shut up!"

 

[Panthro]

HAL: "Let's suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

 

[dnno1]

Ginyu Force: "We are the Ginyu Force."

Sinestro: "This is rediculous!"
Kilowog: "On second though, we better cancel that vacation."
Hal Jordan: "But those guys were great in Dragon Ball Z."

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Ginyu Force: "Y! M! C! A! It's Fun To Go To The YMCA!"

HAL JORDAN: "Should we tell them they're doing it wrong?"
SINESTRO: "Nah, it's funnier this way."

 

[Spideyfan93]

Who has the biggest pecs? Let America decide on tonight's episode of America's Got Chests!

 

[protocida]

"You know those big lumps in your neck?"
"Yeah, what about 'em?"
"That ain't healthy, man. You should have that checked."

 

[dnno1]

Sinestro: "What's that smell"
Kilowog: "Sniff... Sniff... Who farted?"

Hal Jordan: "Sorry guys, it was that wet burrito I had for lunch."

Sinestro: "Jordan! You tasteless bastard!"

 

[kedrell]

Sinestro: "Come on in. Ole' painless is waitin'."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

Sinestro: "Come on in. Ole' painless is waitin'."

Predator quotes are always awesome.

 

[ultimatefan]

SINESTRO: Okay, now I´m ready to bring peace to the Middle East!

 

[ultimatefan]

SINESTRO: Don´t you DARE say a bad word about David Niven!!

 

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: Okay, now I´m ready to bring peace to the Middle East!

This and the one about David Niven are both

 

[The Navigator]

"For the last time, it's not balding, it's a WIDOW'S PEAK!"

 

[sabetoonth]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

Surprised no one used that already

 

[Panthro]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

Surprised no one used that already

That's funny, it's usually one of the first gags out the gate for a picture like that.

 

[dnno1]

Swartenegger: "All right you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOM STICK! It's a 7.62 mm electrically driven rotary breech minigun. S-Mart's top of the line. You can't find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Ya got that!!! Now I swear. The next one of you primates even touches me......."

Jessie "The Body" Ventura: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Jessie "The Body" Ventura: "All right. Who wants some? Who's next, huh? How 'bout it? Who wants some, huh? Who wants to have a little? You. You want some more? Huh? You want a little? Do ya? Do ya want some more? Huh? Huh?"

Sinestro: "Shut it or you will get hurt!"

 

[Panthro]

Swartenegger: "All right you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOM STICK! It's a 7.62 mm electrically driven rotary breech minigun. S-Mart's top of the line. You can't find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Ya got that!!! Now I swear. The next one of you primates even touches me......."

Jessie "The Body" Ventura: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Jessie "The Body" Ventura: "All right. Who wants some? Who's next, huh? How 'bout it? Who wants some, huh? Who wants to have a little? You. You want some more? Huh? You want a little? Do ya? Do ya want some more? Huh? Huh?"

Sinestro: "Shut it or you will get hurt!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SINESTRO: Release a new f***ing trailer already!! And the CGI´d better be all done this time!!

 

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: Release a new f***ing trailer already!! And the CGI´d better be all done this time!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha