The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

[lord-22]

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Hal:...and then she says, "Yeah, honey, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

ha ha ha hi hi hi

 

[Breogan]

Carol: You’re nothing but a self involved, cocky, reckless, over confidant, space pilot!
Hal: And you’re a bossy, spoiled, rich, b****!
(Together) Hal & Carol: It’ll never work!

(Together) Han & Leia: They were saying?

 

[Panthro]

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Carol: You’re nothing but a self involved, cocky, reckless, over confidant, space pilot!
Hal: And you’re a bossy, spoiled, rich, b****!
(Together) Hal & Carol: It’ll never work!

(Together) Han & Leia: They were saying?

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double

 

[ultimatefan]

SINESTRO: I´m the most powerful supervillain in the universe and I´ll conquer it!!

REYNOLDS: Yeah yeah whatever, dude. My gorgeous young ex-wife is banging a guy who´old enough to be her father, and it´s the biggest a**hole in showbusiness.

SINESTRO: Mel Gibson?

REYNOLDS: Okay, the second biggest a**hole in showbusiness.

SINESTRO: Charlie Sheen?

REYNOLDS: Wow, that list keeps growing, doesn´t it... It´s Sean Penn.

SINESTRO: Oh. Eeeew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.

REYNOLDS: Tell me about it.

 

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: I´m the most powerful supervillain in the universe and I´ll conquer it!!

REYNOLDS: Yeah yeah whatever, dude. My gorgeous young ex-wife is banging a guy who´old enough to be her father, and it´s the biggest a**hole in showbusiness.

SINESTRO: Mel Gibson?

REYNOLDS: Okay, the second biggest a**hole in showbusiness.

SINESTRO: Charlie Sheen?

REYNOLDS: Wow, that list keeps growing, doesn´t it... It´s Sean Penn.

SINESTRO: Oh. Eeeew. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.

REYNOLDS: Tell me about it.

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[dnno1]

Etherial Samurai: Yush, Sinestro san, die like the dog you are!

Sinestro: "You think I didn't come prepared? Get 'em, boys!"

Generic Video Game guy: "Ha! Ha!"

T-1: $@?K you @**hole!

Sinestro: "You think you could out gun me? There's more were that came from. Blain?"

Blain: Fall in! It's payback time!"

Jonah Hex: "Now waitaminute. I didn't sign up for this."

 

[Marvin]

The Han Solo of the DCU

sigh

 

[Panthro]

The Han Solo of the DCU

sigh

The Mini-Gun caption was EPIC dnno1.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SINESTRO: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

 

[Breogan]

Old school Hal: Time to bring out the guns!

Sinestro: You call that a gun? ......Now that's a gun!

 

[The Navigator]

"See what you're missing out on? You could have had the star of Dracula 2000, Alligator Point and Waitress in your franchise!"

 

[The Navigator]

"Wait a minute...Abin Sur said I could become a Green Lantern. But if this ring creates whatever the wearer imagines, what do you need more than one for...?"

"With your powers combined--"

"Oh, screw this!"

 

[Panthro]

Old school Hal: Time to bring out the guns!

Sinestro: You call that a gun? ......Now that's a gun!

The other gags were funny too.

 

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: "Sinestro, only pawn, in great game of life."

 

[dnno1]

Wonder Woman: "Is this how you do it?"

Star Sapphire: "You got it, sister!"

 

[dnno1]

Wonder Woman: "All Ready for WonderCon!"

Star Sapphire: "You call that a costume? Now, this is a Costume..."

Wonder Woman: "That did it, I'm going home."

 

[Panthro]

All those captions were great.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

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HAL (thinking): Okay, let´s consider the options. A) I traveled through space and I´m on an alien planet with an army of alien space cops. B) I traveled back in time to a Grateful Dead concert and someone gave me some powerful acid. C) I´m dead and purgatory is a lot crazier than most Christians think.

 

[ultimatefan]

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HAL: What are you looking at?

GL: With which eye?

 

[ultimatefan]

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HAL: Hey naysayers, naysay THIS!!

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HAL: Man, I love being part of a peace-keeping corps!

 

[JamalYIgle]

THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!

 

[JamalYIgle]

Thing Ring do your Thing!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Thing Ring do your Thing!

Ben 10 needs one of those.