The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

[HELL N' SPIDERS]

I still think it will make enough for a sequel. Or maybe just hoping.

 

[Panthro]

Actually a lot of movies seem to be underperforming this summer, at least in the states. X-Men: First Class didn't do THAT much better its first weekend out the gate. But enough about box office here.

STAR SAPPHIRE: "Say it... say it..."
GREEN LANTERN: "You're... much sexier... than Catwoman..."
STAR SAPPHIRE: "Good boy."

 

[dnno1]

I still think it will make enough for a sequel. Or maybe just hoping.

They should consider doing that anyway just to recoup their losses on the first film. The way they have been talking over the past year is that they wanted to do that anyway.

 

[KalMart]

They should consider doing that anyway just to recoup their losses on the first film. The way they have been talking over the past year is that they wanted to do that anyway.

Y'mean...the next film won't have a hard enough job being good for itself....it'll have to make a big profit for two films?

 

[KalMart]

Leaked clip from Tom Welling's audition for Green Lantern.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL: Why, Batman?! Why do you get the rave reviews, the box office records, even Oscar nominations, while I get murdered by critics and underperform at the box office?! And if you say "I`m Batman" or "prep time", so help me God, I´ll go Red Lantern on yo ass!

 

[Panthro]

HAL: Why, Batman?! Why do you get the rave reviews, the box office records, even Oscar nominations, while I get murdered by critics and underperform at the box office?! And if you say "I`m Batman" or "prep time", so help me God, I´ll go Red Lantern on yo ass!

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

SINESTRO: Lanterns! we face an unprecedented danger: an enemy powerful enough to destroy entire civilizations...

...The studio executive!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

SINESTRO: Lanterns! we face an unprecedented danger: an enemy powerful enough to destroy entire civilizations...

...The studio executive!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL: That was YOU, wasn´t it?! There´s no way the critics would ´ve given me a lower RottenTomatos rate than crap like the Fantastic Four movies or X-Men Origins Wolverine unless you bribed them!!

 

[DACrowe]

HAL: Why, Batman?! Why do you get the rave reviews, the box office records, even Oscar nominations, while I get murdered by critics and underperform at the box office?! And if you say "I`m Batman" or "prep time", so help me God, I´ll go Red Lantern on yo ass!

BATS: Oscar NOMINATIONS? Heath Ledger won, *****. And I believe my first film won an Oscar for set design as well. Don't worry I see some Razzies in your future. Maybe Nolan will fix you in a few years with a reboo--

HAL: Mutha ****a.

And scene.

 

[Panthro]

HAL: That was YOU, wasn´t it?! There´s no way the critics would ´ve given me a lower RottenTomatos rate than crap like the Fantastic Four movies or X-Men Origins Wolverine unless you bribed them!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and nice follow up.

BATMAN: Face it, at this point you´re just taking it out on me that your movie isn´t doing well at the box office.

HAL: Hmmm yeah, sounds about right.

 

[Panthro]

HAL: "This is for the Flash!"
BATMAN: "Ow! What the Hell did I ever do the Flash?!"
HAL: "You're making it difficult for his movie to get made - just like you make it difficult for all the other DC characters to get movies made!"

 

[dnno1]

Green Lantern: "Boy, the reception to my film was brutal!"

Superman: "Yeah, get back to your place, Green Lantern. Who's idea was it to put you in the front anyway?"
Batman: "No comment."

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Thanks for nothing Hal, now that your movie flopped there´s no way in hell me and Flash will get our movies made.

FLASH; Hey, at least you got a DTV animated film, and almost had a TV show. My movie was being written by the same dudes who wrote HIS one, right now I have a better chance of banging you than getting my movie made!

WONDER WOMAN; Dion´t talk like that, your chance of getting your movie made is higher than zero!

FLASH: Ouchie.

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: "Well, there are worse things than being 2nd from left. I could be Superboy Prime."
SUPERMAN: "Do not speak that name in my presence!"
GREEN LANTERN: "Sorry."

 

[ultimatefan]

GREEN LANTERN: You loved my movie. You´ll get back and see it multiple times. If you didn´t see it yet, you´ll do it right now.

BATMAN: Hal, that´s a power ring, not the Jedi mind trick!

GL: At this point, I´m desperate enough to try anything. If I find out how to get rid of the glow, I`ll make money with this thing and buy a kagillion tickets myself!

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: You loved my movie. You´ll get back and see it multiple times. If you didn´t see it yet, you´ll do it right now.

BATMAN: Hal, that´s a power ring, not the Jedi mind trick!

GL: At this point, I´m desperate enough to try anything. If I find out how to get rid of the glow, I`ll make money with this thing and buy a kagillion tickets myself!

Sigh, at this point it's really more sad than funny. People avoid GL like the plague but turn out in droves for crap like Bay's Transformers? I mean WTF?

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN:How come you avoid the Green Lantern movie like the plague, but run in droves to see undiluted crap like another frikking Michael Bay Transformers movie?! Answer me!

SUPERMAN: We can understand how you may have found the 3-D shots amazing, and the new Sam Witwicky girlfriend is very hot, but it´s the lack of any storytelling and character development that makes the movie´s success so appaling to us.

GL: Well, for one thing I have the ultimate good cop/bad cop duo ever...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN:How come you avoid the Green Lantern movie like the plague, but run in droves to see undiluted crap like another frikking Michael Bay Transformers movie?! Answer me!

SUPERMAN: We can understand how you may have found the 3-D shots amazing, and the new Sam Witwicky girlfriend is very hot, but it´s the lack of any storytelling and character development that makes the movie´s success so appaling to us.

GL: Well, for one thing I have the ultimate good cop/bad cop duo ever...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: "If you lousy stinkin' no good whineless spineless d***less fanboys don't at least make my up-coming CGI show a ratings success me and my posse are gonna find you and f*** you up!"
SUPERMAN: "My posse and I, Hal. My posse and I."
GREEN LANTERN: "Shaddap you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

REYNOLDS: ""Superhero movies are making tons of money", they said, "its gonna boost your career to the roof", they said. I see a roof alright...

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: "Prepare to die all you hypocritical critics who trashed my films but somehow gave a higher rotten tomato score to Michael Bay's craptacular Transformers 3!"

 

[dnno1]

I guess it's already started (and it self inflicted too).