the 'He Man Woman Haters' Club

[Mr. Credible]

Yep, especially near Abercrombie & Finch.
The mall is only my eye candy.

i hate to say it... but i agree, even though most of the girls who hang out at the mall are 16 years old... and i'm 22, the mall still makes for great eye candy.

 

[DBella]

Cuz the mall is is pretty much just like the bars and clubs. You may not be drunk, but very high maintenance girls worship the mall.

Generalizing. I am very low maintenance but I do enjoy going to the mall. Mainly to check out books, toys, CDs and movies, and lingerie.

 

[Tsunulia]

Generalizing. I am very low maintenance but I do enjoy going to the mall. Mainly to check out books, toys, CDs and movies, and lingerie.

I check all of that except for the undies stores....

 

[DBella]

No, I am not shy like that. I say hi and wave back.
I don't make moves like throwing it out there and crap like that. I really don't care for asking random numbers, especially if they give fake ones.

Oh, that was you. Sorry.

 

[DBella]

I check all of that except for the undies stores....

Window shopping is great.

 

[Warhammer]

Oh, that was you. Sorry.

Lol.

 

[thaispdergrl]

Window shopping is great.

most definitely...
especially when you have a huge hole in your wallet :S

 

[DBella]

most definitely...
especially when you have a huge hole in your wallet :S

Best part is trying on clothes that you don't intend to buy.

 

[Tsunulia]

I hate clothes shopping

 

[tzarinna]

The mall wears me out, sensory over load

 

[thaispdergrl]

i dislike the perfume counter. people like to spray the nastiest scents on me.

 

[DBella]

I hate clothes shopping

I enjoy doing it alone.

 

[DBella]

i dislike the perfume counter. people like to spray the nastiest scents on me.

I stay away from those, they give me headache.

 

[DBella]

Lol.

I remember you laughing and smiling that day too when I handed you the fake number. Glad to have made you happy. Even if it's only for a moment.

 

[Tsunulia]

i dislike the perfume counter. people like to spray the nastiest scents on me.

I love scents that actually smell good. That crap they spray that's supposed to be from famous designers, smell like something died.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I enjoy doing it alone.

Same, I pretty much look at everything in the store.

 

[Warhammer]

I remember you laughing and smiling that day too when I handed you the fake number. Glad to have made you happy. Even if it's only for a moment.

That rejection was a bummer.

 

[Hades]

Hmm, I like going to busy places like malls. I like feeling lost in big crowds, and It's interestign to see and watch all the variety of people.

 

[DBella]

That rejection was a bummer.

What rejection? I gave you a number. And it wasn't fake. It was the number to Papa John's so at least you get some pizza.

 

[Samael]

I'm a guy and I do most of my shopping online. Its fast, quick, convient, and has a better selection. Having said that, I still go to the mall for the eye candy . I'm 17 though.

 

[Master Chief]

I go to the mall monday to friday between 11:40AM and 12:00PM for ten months (September to June) every year. Yes.

 

[Franklin Richards]

So I get fired from a job-job today right? But not 10 minutes after I get fired, I head to Chili's to meet up with my roomie and am confronted with no less than 5 Hooter's waitresses off the clock and just having some drinks.

When I get there I tell them of my horrible night so far... what with me losing some tips in a popular spot in Chicago... and then this other Hooter chick comes in crying about how she thinks that she caught her Major League Baseball player-boyfriend cheating on her. She has some convincing forensic evidence that I can't dispute.

Anywho this chick might have had a worse story than me, but nonetheless, she thought mine was bad and worthy enough to join her "pity party" as an equal.

So of course you know what's next...


DRINKS!!!

I get her shots and drink 3 dollar margaritas for myself. Including the shots. But since I'm industry (was industry? <sob>) I get a 60 dollar ticket turned into literally 3 dollars.

I get lit with a crap load of hot chicks and yet I just got fired.

So what I really want to know is...



Why didn't I get with the confused hot lesbian tonight when I had my chance???

 

[Hades]

So I get fired from a job-job today right? But not 10 minutes after I get fired, I head to Chili's to meet up with my roomie and am confronted with no less than 5 Hooter's waitresses off the clock and just having some drinks.

When I get there I tell them of my horrible night so far... what with me losing some tips in a popular spot in Chicago... and then this other Hooter chick comes in crying about how she thinks that she caught her Major League Baseball player-boyfriend cheating on her. She has some convincing forensic evidence that I can't dispute.

Anywho this chick might have had a worse story than me, but nonetheless, she thought mine was bad and worthy enough to join her "pity party" as an equal.

So of course you know what's next...


DRINKS!!!

I get her shots and drink 3 dollar margaritas for myself. Including the shots. But since I'm industry (was industry? <sob>) I get a 60 dollar ticket turned into literally 3 dollars.

I get lit with a crap load of hot chicks and yet I just got fired.

So what I really want to know is...



Why didn't I get with the confused hot lesbian tonight when I had my chance???

The whole time reading this I thought you were, Dew. And I was like "Holy ****, Dew's a lesbian? wtf" then I looked at your avatar and username for a few minutes and I realize you're not dew.

 

[Warhammer]

What rejection? I gave you a number. And it wasn't fake. It was the number to Papa John's so at least you get some pizza.

That cheese pizza would've tasted better if you would've had some.

 

[Warhammer]

So I get fired from a job-job today right? But not 10 minutes after I get fired, I head to Chili's to meet up with my roomie and am confronted with no less than 5 Hooter's waitresses off the clock and just having some drinks.

When I get there I tell them of my horrible night so far... what with me losing some tips in a popular spot in Chicago... and then this other Hooter chick comes in crying about how she thinks that she caught her Major League Baseball player-boyfriend cheating on her. She has some convincing forensic evidence that I can't dispute.

Anywho this chick might have had a worse story than me, but nonetheless, she thought mine was bad and worthy enough to join her "pity party" as an equal.

So of course you know what's next...


DRINKS!!!

I get her shots and drink 3 dollar margaritas for myself. Including the shots. But since I'm industry (was industry? <sob>) I get a 60 dollar ticket turned into literally 3 dollars.

I get lit with a crap load of hot chicks and yet I just got fired.

So what I really want to know is...



Why didn't I get with the confused hot lesbian tonight when I had my chance???

Damn son.