the 'He Man Woman Haters' Club

[enterthemadness]

The whole time reading this I thought you were, Dew. And I was like "Holy ****, Dew's a lesbian? wtf" then I looked at your avatar and username for a few minutes and I realize you're not dew.

that tired huh?

 

[tzarinna]

You didn't drink enough

 

[Hades]

that tired huh?

No, not rly.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

So I get fired from a job-job today right? But not 10 minutes after I get fired, I head to Chili's to meet up with my roomie and am confronted with no less than 5 Hooter's waitresses off the clock and just having some drinks.

When I get there I tell them of my horrible night so far... what with me losing some tips in a popular spot in Chicago... and then this other Hooter chick comes in crying about how she thinks that she caught her Major League Baseball player-boyfriend cheating on her. She has some convincing forensic evidence that I can't dispute.

Anywho this chick might have had a worse story than me, but nonetheless, she thought mine was bad and worthy enough to join her "pity party" as an equal.

So of course you know what's next...


DRINKS!!!

I get her shots and drink 3 dollar margaritas for myself. Including the shots. But since I'm industry (was industry? <sob>) I get a 60 dollar ticket turned into literally 3 dollars.

I get lit with a crap load of hot chicks and yet I just got fired.

So what I really want to know is...



Why didn't I get with the confused hot lesbian tonight when I had my chance???

Bull****.

 

[Won '08]

i wish there was some kind of story i could tell to make it worth the wait, but the short and long of it is this:

i've been seeing this girl for a few months now, and when we first got together, all she did was complain about her ex... "he didn't even remember me birthday, he doesn't know my middle name, etc"

so i took extra care to remember everything i could about her. but whatever. we slept together tonight (for the um-teenth time) and we were laying there, and she said "damn, well done mr... uh" and i'm like "sweety, surely you know my last name?" well, this started a whole big stupid thing, and i realized that she;s the biggest hippocrit in the world, as after all this time, she hasn't been listening to anything i've been saying. i also realized that she's probably the most bossy and inconsiderate person i have evver met.

plus, aftet all this time, she still answers calls from her ex, then goes "why does he still call me?! i hate him!"

i think there's more that i'm forgetting to vent about, so i'lll post it when i can remember.

well, uh, grrrrrr!!!

it's times like this i wish i could swear on this board. becasue evvery other word would start with an 'f'.

Self absorbed, hypocritical ****. You should have noticed that she was a prick when she still answered calls from her ex, Voluntarily. In all honesty, if the ***** wants to go ahead and try to have you as a controlled "substance" in her life so she can feel 'secure' in the absence of her ex....tell her to sew up her hole and look for work elsewhere.

Seriously, some types of females make me want to turn...........Asexual.




what?


Thought I was going to say gay? Pfft.

 

[terry78]

You will learn there is a percentage of women that will always jump at the chance to hear from an ex they claimed treated them like crap.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You know, I've never had a gyro to this day? A shame.

What are you doing with your life?

 

[Erzengel]

I bet he says gyro like ji-row and not yi-ro.

 

[Ronny Shade]

well, long story short: i just had a very, very aggrivating night, and, i'll be honest, i don't even want to write the story right now as i am so mad/frustrated that i am on the verge of tears.

so, what-ev, i thought i'd start a thread where all you men (and lesbians, too, i guess) can come and vent your frustrations about your girlfriend/wife/concubine/whomever.

have at you.

If you were really a woman-hater, you wouldn't have a girlfriend/wife/concubine/whatever

 

[Ronny Shade]

I bet he says gyro like ji-row and not yi-ro.

I hate those people

 

[Erzengel]

Wait wasn't Mr. Credible thinking of getting back with an ex? Is this the same girl?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Wait wasn't Mr. Credible thinking of getting back with an ex? Is this the same girl?

All girls are the same

 

[Superman79]

All girls are the same

exceept that some are prettier or less b1tchy than others...

 

[Ronny Shade]

they all look the same from behind

 

[Superman79]

LOL...yeah but as a eyes/smile/boobs fan I have to pay attention to the front.

 

[Jplaya2023]

scust at this sausage fest

 

[Mr. Credible]

Wait wasn't Mr. Credible thinking of getting back with an ex? Is this the same girl?

ew... no. that was going on when i started seeing this girl a while back.

on a related note, the girl i'm seeing now called me crying and apologized for acting the way she did. i'm not really sure how i feel about it yet.

 

[Erzengel]

Ask her how sorry is she? Sorry enough to bring a girlfriend over with her?

 

[Mr. Credible]

yeah... i'm definately going to milk the situation. she did say she'd 'find a way to make it up to me' so...

 

[terry78]

Once she does, kick her to the curb. That'll learn her.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What are you doing with your life?

That cucumber sauce doesn't look too delicious but I hear it's like the best part of the gyro.

 

[Mr. Credible]

i'm still grappling with the idea, terry.

 

[Mr. Credible]

That cucumber sauce doesn't look too delicious but I hear it's like the best part of the gyro.

dude... it's freaking awesome. go get one, now.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You guys get it with lamb?

 

[Mr. Credible]

yes. it's the only way.

get extra sauce, too.