The Hype's Ask a Black Dude!

[JaD]

When a Black Woman sits at one my tables, she's always the hardest person to please. She want's to know what Half of something will cost and she always wants things that aren't on the menu. Or she'll ask for weird ass **** like Celery Salt. Now that being said ;

Why don't Black Women tip???

Hmm well I'm pretty sure that lots of different people may ask for things that aren't on the menu, and that there are lots of shady people who don't tip. But I think at this point lots of people assume black people don't tip, so in that case, prompts waiters to just give half-ass service or barely even bother. Here's an article that kind of shows what I'm saying (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1329241)
I think it just comes down to poor judging and naive thinking in restaurant dining on both sides in a way, and I have no clue what celery salt is by the way.

 

[Franklin Richards]

I reiterate, "Black Dude", I said black WOMEN. And I assure you that being a Texas gentleman like I am, I would never slack when it comes to waiting on ladies. These observances are from the horses mouth and are also backed up by every waitstaff person I have met and that covers 5 states.

So having not read your article *edit---just finished the article, interesting read* , I ask again. Why don't black women tip?

 

[JaD]

I reiterate, "Black Dude", I said black WOMEN. And I assure you that being a Texas gentleman like I am, I would never slack when it comes to waiting on ladies. These observances are from the horses mouth and are also backed up by every waitstaff person I have met and that covers 5 states.

So having not read your article *edit---just finished the article, interesting read* , I ask again. Why don't black women tip?

I'm not in the black women's heads..so I'll leave that for any black chick who may be on here, and I'll see what they have to say. Or maybe Negrodamus aka. GAH can help you with that.

But if had to take an uneducated and pure guess, black women don't tip because of the presumed lack of service they may be receiving because of the color of their skin. And that they may feel they don't owe any money to a waiter who belongs to a race that for a time didn't allow them in their restaurants.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm not in the black women's heads..so I'll leave that for any black chick who may be on here, and I'll see what they have to say. Or maybe Negrodamus aka. GAH can help you with that.

But if had to take an uneducated and pure guess, black women don't tip because of the presumed lack of service they may be receiving because of the color of their skin. And that they may feel they don't owe any money to a waiter who belongs to a race that for a time didn't allow them in their restaurants.

Or maybe Franklin's just a crappy waiter.

jag

 

[JaD]

Or maybe Franklin's just a crappy waiter.

jag

I was thinking that's possible, but in saying black women in general..hmm I don't think he serves that many people, or do you?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Double post

 

[Captain Planet!]

Are black peoples penises really bigger than others, or is it just a myth?

Why are most girls with huge butts black?

Do you say "ax" instead of "ask"?

What is your opinion on white losers that want to be black?

 

[Captain Planet!]

triple post

 

[Captain Planet!]

Why was the board lagging, thus causing me to quadruple post?

 

[gkokujin]

What is your opinion on white losers that want to be black?

why they gotta be losers?

cause they want to be black? or because being black is a losing side?

 

[Captain Planet!]

why they gotta be losers?

cause they want to be black? or because being black is a losing side?

No, because they think they're are "G" when they are not. They are just dumb white kids. Thus that makes them losers.

 

[gkokujin]

No, because they think they're are "G" when they are not. They are just dumb white kids. Thus that makes them losers.

so say they want to be "thugs" or "gangsters"... not black.

just tryin to help kid.

 

[darkseid26]

Who killed Tupac ?

Do you always get a record deal when you rhyme words fast ?

 

[tzarinna]

I reiterate, "Black Dude", I said black WOMEN. And I assure you that being a Texas gentleman like I am, I would never slack when it comes to waiting on ladies. These observances are from the horses mouth and are also backed up by every waitstaff person I have met and that covers 5 states.

So having not read your article *edit---just finished the article, interesting read* , I ask again. Why don't black women tip?

Don't know, I'm not your typical black female but I do tip. I have noticed that I get crappy service and I'm sure bad word of mouth is the culprit. I've also gotten some serious attitude just inquiring about specials and regular questions you would ask of wait staff, so I can't get a break.
Carry out, please.


P.S.

I know of this celery salt, it does not have a home in my house.

 

[knowsbleed]

Tzar is NOT your typical black female. She loooOOOoooOOOooves me... all others hate it when I touch their hair.

 

[raybia]

I'll answer these:

Are black peoples penises really bigger than others, or is it just a myth?

Its true 50% of the time.

Why are most girls with huge butts black?

Because they use the same injections in their butts that Angelina Jolie uses in her lips.

Do you say "ax" instead of "ask"?

Less letters, more efficiency.

What is your opinion on white losers that want to be black?

I would want to be black too if I was a white loser.

 

[gkokujin]

Do you always get a record deal when you rhyme words fast ?

sometimes I rhyme slow, some times I rhyme quick.

 

[chamber-music]

have you ever sat in the cinema watching a horror film going "no dont go in that door hes behin thier"
and have you ever ate fried chicken and waffles in the same meal

fried chicken and waffles together sounds gross.

Everone does that when watching horror films. I remember when black folks where always the first to die in horror movies. Now it seems to be asians

do you always thank God when you recieve an award.

we are god fearing folk

where do you like your fried chicken from

I like mine home made

Mr Black Dude,

Why do you like Soulja Boy so much? Please tell my why...

No one likes Soulja Boy.........his MC Hammer 2.0

Black Lightning or Mr Terrific?

Mr Terrific. Although I had a Black Lightning action figure when I was a kid.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Black Lightning > Mr. Terrific

 

[spideyboy_1111]

ive noticed alot of black people at my school, have yellow in there eyes instead of white..... is this some weird trait? or are those black people just very unhealthy?

 

[bullets]

Are black people required to vote for Obama?

Could a Black person be kicked out of the black community for acting too white?

How many black people play hockey?

 

[William_C]

Could a black person be kicked out of the black community for acting too white

Yes. Not kicked out literally, but they'll be made fun of. If its a kid, he probably wont get a long much with the other kids if he's acting too white. If its an adult, he'll probably be made fun of by the other adults.

 

[gkokujin]

fried chicken and waffles together sounds gross.

I thought the same thing till I tried it...and YES it is good.

No one likes Soulja Boy.........his MC Hammer 2.0

How DARE you insult Hammer like that. At least EVERYONE could stomach more than ONE mC Hammer song.

 

[gkokujin]

ive noticed alot of black people at my school, have yellow in there eyes instead of white..... is this some weird trait? or are those black people just very unhealthy?

they sound hella unhealthy. only black folks i've seen with yellowed eyes are sick...or OLD and overworked/drunkards/weed heads

 

[William_C]

I agree. My grandfather had a yellow tint in his eyes but it was from drinking and smoking most of his life.