The Hypevengers

[Lobo]

Takes place on Earth H :/

The Team/Main Cast

CConn-the smartest man on Earth, aslo the richest.
Bella-A telekentic
Hunter-Bella's older cousin possesses super speed
Lobo- A mutilated freak with the strenght of a 1,000 men
Dpm07-An alien cyborg sent to destroy Earth H

The cast is gonna be huge so dont worry if you're not in it yet.... anyway


Chapter 1

The Hypevengers had just come back from a mission on Pluto, where CConn had discovered a new form of energy that would save Earth H from it's current crisis. He'd patent it and make himself another 50 billion dolars. As the hypevenengers all sat in the game room of the luxurious mansion which they called home, Hunter and Lobo played a video game that CConn had created a few hours ago, and argued about who was the hottest Jessica

Lobo- "Biel is te hottest Jessica"

Hunter-"She;s hot but Alba..."

before he could finish his sentence, there was a puf of red smoke and JAL appeared

JAL- "Alba's the hottest woman ever!!! I'd die for her " he then vanished in his puff of red smoke

Bella who had been sitting quiely in the corner reading a book spoke

Bella-'Who was that?"

CConn- "That was JAL he's a mutant, his power is that he can teleport to wherever...

CConn caught himself

CConn-"Wherever her name is being mentioned"

Bella-".........."

Meanwhile in the far reaches of space, an alien craft was heading towards Earth. There were some beeps, and ahologram appeared in front of the cyborg pilot. it was Empress Jolie, she was young and beautiful, but with aheart of stone

Jolie-"What is your call number assassin?"

The Cyborg-"I am Dpm07"

Jolie-"And you know your task?"

Dpm07-"Affirmative"

back at the Hypevenger mansion

Lobo-"You cheated Hunter, I was totally about to beat you "

Hunter-"You're just too slow t beat me you big freak"

with that lobo swung a right hookat hunter who easily avoided it

Hunter-"You'll never hit me, I'm the fastest man alive. "

Lobo-"Fastest man alive? no wonder you're single "

Hunter raced at Lobo preparing to hit him with apunch at superspeed, but Bella used her telekenises to hold him stil and stop the punch

Bella-"You boys always fight over your toys...."

Lobo-"Let him go, I'm gonna teach that pansy a lesson he'll never forget

Hunter-"...."

Dpm07's ship was now near Earth's moon. he presse a button, opened the ships door and began to fly towards Earth. At his speed he'd be there in 20 minutes

To be continued

 

[hippie_hunter]

Again with freaking DBella

And the Hypevengers will never be as good as the Haturz League was

 

[Lobo]

Again with freaking DBella

And the Hypevengers will never be as good as the Haturz League was

How could I not put someone who I speak with regularly in it?

 

[hippie_hunter]

How could I not put someone who I speak with regularly in it?

She's in every freaking Hype fan fic

 

[hippie_hunter]

As a main character too

 

[Hunter Rider]

LOL great start Lobot: i think Cconn is gonna be great in this

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Please put me on as Conjuror and Manipulator of Asteroids!!!

 

[Lobo]

Chapter 2

In Miami, the Iron armor wearing hero known only as Robo was having drinks with Monica Bellucci and Erica Durance. As he sweet talked them, the three heade for his condo on the beach. just as they were about toenter his apartment, Robo's watch made an odd buzzing sound.

Robo-"Excuse me ladies, I have to take this. I'll be right back and then we can begin the real fun "

His watch began speaking in an australian accent
Watch-"Warning! Level 7 threat,three miles due soouth"

Robo-"Armor Activate"

Robo flew toward the level 7 theat, soon as he arrived to find Dpm07, he was quickly taken abck at his size. Dpm07 stood nerly 30ft tall and 6ft wide. Robo approached with caution. Normally the sight of Robo would instill fear in criminals, but to Dpm07 he was nothing but an insignificant flea, and Dpm07 continued on his rampage. Robo prepared his shoulder cannon for a full powered blast. The strike had nearly no effect. he turned towards Robo, and fired a black laser from his eyes which Robo just narrowly escaped. robopunched a button on his armor to alert the Earths other heroes. dpm07 spoke a single word

Dpm07-"Spec"

he then proceeded to rip robo apart limb by limb.

Upstate New York, a group of Hippie's were celebrating the 10 year anniversary of Hippiestock as Hippie_Hunter(H_H) drove by.

H_H-"My Hippie hunting sense is tingling"

he made a quick left and headed towards the hippies. it was only a matter of minutes before he arrived. H_H readied his crossbow, and began picking the hippies off one by one

H_H-"God i love hunting these moronic basteeds"

As H_H finished offing the hippies, the clear day suddenly became over cast. H_H looked up

H_H-"WTF?"

Dpm07 who had flown over him landed in a nearby field. H_H took out his most lethal arsenal, and began to fire at Dpm07.

H_H-"Die hippie robot scum "

Dpm's head spun around 180 degrees, is eyes flared and the entire area when up in flames, seemingly destroying everything and everyone who was near.

CConn who was in his lab, contacted the othe Hypevengers.

CConn-"Everyone back to HQ"

Hunter was back before CCon had finished speaking, Bella and lobo soon followed.

CConn-It's up to us to stop Dpm07"

Hunter-"Who?"

Lobo-"He's the big robot thats been trashing everything"

Bella-"What do you know about him CConn?"

CConn-"Only that he works for Empress Jolie, and he's never failed a mission"

Lobo-"So, he basically unbeatable?"

CConn-"Yes, we may need every reserve Hypevenger to even slow him"

The Hypevengers began heading toward there jet when therewas a knock at the door. Bella answered to find a half dad looking H_H

Bella-"I saw you on the news, how the hell did you survive?"

H_H-"Survive?!?! I'm the god damned hippie hunter byotch!"

Bella-"...."

The five got on the plane and headed towards Dpm07's location

to be continued

 

[hippie_hunter]

Bella-"I saw you on the news, how the hell did you survive?"

H_H-"Survive?!?! I'm the god damned hippie hunter byotch!"

Sweetness

 

[DBella]

Good start, bro! And hippie hunter, I understand how you feel about me appearing in so many fan fics, I'm kinda sick of me too.











Hell NO!!

 

[DBella]

Chris' character sounds very promising and I look foward to see his charcter develop. And to see how you make use of your power.

 

[Lobo]

Chris' character sounds very promising and I look foward to see his charcter develop. And to see how you make use of your power.

Thanks, and I have quite a few more characters to introduce , and I have plans for each and every character

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Why do people keep starting these then never finish them?

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

nice to see i lasted long..

better than my sex life.

 

[Hunter Rider]

LOL great stufft: Poor Robo he was just about to cop the worlds best 3 way as well

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

LOL great stufft: Poor Robo he was just about to cop the worlds best 3 way as well

well...story of my life.

 

[Lobo]

Chapter 3

As he was about to leve the state of California, Dpm07 was confronted by the Teen Hypers, Sarge who had the ability to control plant life, Sabre who could manipulate earthly metals, Venoms Drool who could shoot lightning from his hands, and Sofa who could grow to Giant size. The three men attacked with all their might as Sofa transformed into a Giantess. Their powers had no effect on him, he picked the men up and squished them into dust. Sofa who was now 500 feet tall kicked Dpm07 and sent him stumbling backwards. She charged afetr him and threw a punch, Dpm caught the punch and began to grow until he matched Sofa in size. He then used his strength to effortlessly toss her into the sun.

In the realm of Mystics, Asteroid-Man watched as the events unfolded.

On the homeworld of Empress Jolie, she was bored and summoned her jesters, DogLips and Morg. She quickly was bored by their annoying routine and liquified them. She then turned to her assistant NDX

Jolie-"NDX bring me my concubines"

NDX-"As you wish Empress."

He soon returned with six concubines. Three male, Master Bruce, Showtime, and Colossal Spoons. Three female, Holly, Kmack, and Babs. Jolie looked each over and then spoke

Jolie-"You two blondes come with me"

The ladies left the room, and headed behind a closed door. it wasnt long before giggling and loud moaning could be heard

On Earth, Dpm07 was engaged in battle with several heroes, ShadowBoxing(SB) the mutant who could fire optic balsts, Alexia Dark a vastly powerul sorceress, and the king of Atlantis, Assasin. SB's used a full power optic blast whch dented Dpm07's armor. Dpm could not recall the last time that happened and was intrigued by the amount of power posessed in sucha puny creature. he went to grab and as he was about to crush him, a blur streaked by and brought him to safety. the Hypevengers had arrived!

SB-"Thanks Hunter"

Hunter-""

SB, The Hypevengers and H_H prepared for battle.

Lobo-It's time lay the smackdown! on your candy ass

Lobo charge forward and let loose with a mountain shattering punch that brought the alien to his knees. before Lobo could throw another punch Dpm07 had grabbed him by the neck and began to slowly squeeze the life out of him. Bella tried to free him using her telekenesis but Dpm was to strong. Hunter began zooming around at speeds so fast, to the human eye he was invisible. Dpm07 kicked him half way across the planet where Hunter landed in a pile of rhinocerous dung. lobo was able to free himself. Bella was using her power to save the bystanders from the falling debris. CConn discussed discussed startegy with SB,H_H, Alexia and Assassin.

CConn-"Now"

They all screamed in unison

"Look he's going to kill Jessica Alba!"

In that instant JAL appeared.

Ina rage JAL transformed into a beast of enormous size, and began going toe to toe with Dpm07

JAL-"Hurt her and die "

A green haired bystander who Bella had saved was wearing a homemade tshirt that said 'Sava Smash'. he looked on in amazement as JAL fought

sava-"He's...he's even stronger than the hulk :cries:"


Soon after that tho JAL had run out of steam, and the tireless Dpm07 picked him up and bit him in half

To be continued

 

[Hunter Rider]

Great stuff,best chapter yett:

-I love Sava cameo'st:

-I'm in the poo

-JAL rulz

 

[DBella]

Again with freaking DBella

Again with the whining!

 

[DBella]

Great stuff,best chapter yet

-I love Sava cameo's

-I'm in the poo

-JAL rulz

I agree. Chaos and people getting hurt = Entertaining.

JAL is kinda like a genie. All you have to do to make hin appear and unleash his wrath is to say Jessica Alba's name and insult her.

O Sava... why'd you have to make him cry, bro?

 

[hippie_hunter]

Again with the whining!

But you agreed with me eariler

 

[DBella]

But you agreed with me eariler

I'm just a confused and sometimes confusing person?

Now, quit your whining or I'll lock you in a small room full of hippies in their tie-dyes and... flower power!

 

[Lobo]

Relax sis

Chapter 4 will be up within an hour

 

[hippie_hunter]

I'm just a confused and sometimes confusing person?

Now, quit your whining or I'll lock you in a small room full of hippies in their tie-dyes and... flower power!

You can't do that to me

Because I'm the god damned hippie_hunter byotch

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Great stuff,best chapter yett:

-I love Sava cameo'st:

-I'm in the poo

-JAL rulz

yes i so do rule!