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The Hypevengers

Chapter 6

The doors of Jolie's ship opened. She looked at the two remaining conscious Hypevengers.

Jolie-"Impressive, this carnage is making my nipples hard!"

Jolie-"Assassin you have failed me :mad:"

She looked at him, her eyes cold as ice. Dpm07 spoke and for the first time in his life he was scared.

Dpm07-"I still function"

Jolie waved her hand jedi style and Dpm vanished, where he went or what she did with him, no one knew for sure.

Hunter stared at Jolie, his mouth hanging open, and with aburst of lighning like speed he was at her side and couldnt control himself

Hunter-"OMFG you hot lets sex!!!"

Jolie opened her mouth as if she was about to speak, instead she wrapped her long anaconda like tongue around Hunters neck and began to choke the life out of him.

CConn was evaluating the situation, prepared to attack Jolie and fired the most powerful blast of energy he'd ever conjured. Jolie laughed as the energy ball bounced off her.

Jolie-"That tickled"

She released hunter who was near death and turned her attention towards CConn

Jolie-"Impressive human, but you know fighting me would be a waste of time, and you'd surely die"

Jolie-"I will spare your life today, if you fight by my side"

CConn being a man of logic knew that if he wanted to live, which hedid this was an offer he couldn't refuse

Jolie-"All I ask is that you kill him" she said while pointing at Hunter

CConn and Hunter stared at each other for a moment and they both knew what was about to happen

Hunter-"Dude?!? WTF?"

CConns eyes glowed with an emerald fire, as he sent green lasers at hiss long time friend. Even Hunter wasn't fast enought to dodge them. Hunter looked at the hole in his chest

Hunter-"Not cool dude"

Hunter collapsed and hit the floor. Jolie smiled.

Jolie-"This planet is mine now, I think i'll use it as a breeding ground for new minions"

"I CANNOT ALLOW THAT" said a booming voice. It was AsteroidMan and behind him,a resurrected RObo. CConn looked at Robo confused

CConn-"How?...:confused:"

Robo transformed his arm into a giant gun, and blasted CConn's head clean off his shoulders.

Robo-"Man it felt good killing him with his own weapon, he always was a pompous ass!"

AsteroidMan-"Enough."

AsteroidMan teleported himself and Jolie to his home of Asteroidia in the realm of mystics.

AsteroidMan-"Earth is under MY protection now. You must go back to your world now Jolie or you answer to me"

Jolie-"Phuck you"

Asteroid Man teleported her back to her homeworld.

meanwhile on Earth

Robo met up with Hunter, and when they so each other, at the same time they asked eachother the same question

Robo and Hunter-"Arent yousupposed to be dead?"

Robo-"I was resurrected by AsteroidMan, got some nifty new powers too :woot:"

Hunter-"When CConn was getting ready to hit me with his eye lasers, I created an after image. he's wasntthe only Hypevenger who can use his brains :cwink:"

Robo-"Where'd you go though?"

Hunter-"To see my son, FA and tel him the truth, that I had him implanted with achip to supress his powers and and had him placed in amenatl instiute to protect him from things like this"

Robo-"I see"

Hunter-"And I had to tell him who his real mother was"

Robo
-"who is it?"

Hunter-":O.........Bertha Faye"

Robo-"...:dry:..I can see why you wanted that a secret :p"

Robo-"So what now?"

Hunter-"Well i guess we should reform the Hypevengers. me, you, my son, SB if he ever wakes up from that coma, and we recruit new members.

FA who'd teleported nearby was listening

FA-"Bertha Faye is my mother? You ARE EXTREME pop"

Robo-"So I guess it's finally over"

Hunter-"For now, but the Earth will always be a target and the Hypevengers have to be here to protect it"

The End?
 
LMAO:woot: FA is my Boy!:oldrazz:

Good stuff especially with the nipples:oldrazz:
 
Thanks, figured you'd be more upset about Big Bertha being your Mom tho :woot:
 
He meant the "awwwwww" in an affectionate way right FA ?:cmad::oldrazz:
 
Oh, wait, that's that Bertha?

....




DAMN YOU LOBO!!! DAMN YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME!!!!! :cmad: :cmad:
 
The FallenAngel said:
Damn you! :cmad:

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So... did all of us get teleported away, are we still on Earth, are we in limbo? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF US?!

And thanks for the gopher.
 
NDX said:
So... did all of us get teleported away, are we still on Earth, are we in limbo? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF US?!

And thanks for the gopher.


You and the others stayed on your homeworld, Jolie piloted the ship to Earth herself.
 
Lobo said:
You and the others stayed on your homeworld, Jolie piloted the ship to Earth herself.

Aww... I was hoping to go visit the Smithsonian, too.
 
Hahaha!! Very amusing, bro! I enjoy reading very much. :up:

What a way for me to go... melt away in the hands of a giant cyborg. Sexy. :o And Chris and you died too. :( At least hunter and his son survived. Who is Big Bertha?

Wilhelm and muscles... can't be!! :eek: :p
 
DBella said:
Hahaha!! Very amusing, bro! I enjoy reading very much. :up:

What a way for me to go... melt away in the hands of a giant cyborg. Sexy. :o And Chris and you died too. :( At least hunter and his son survived. Who is Big Bertha?

Wilhelm and muscles... can't be!! :eek: :p

The incomparable Bertha Faye: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertha_Faye
 
DBella said:
Hahaha!! Very amusing, bro! I enjoy reading very much. :up:
Thanks:yay:

What a way for me to go... melt away in the hands of a giant cyborg. Sexy. :o
Well after seeing how many fics you were in, you needed to die off in this one:o

And Chris and you died too. :( At least hunter and his son survived. Who is Big Bertha?
Chris was going to save his own ass instead of trying to help earth, he had to go to. The Bertha Faye link has been posted already

Wilhelm and muscles... can't be!! :eek: :p
;-)
 
ROBOCOP CPU001 said:
I'm awesome..nothing more to say than that.

;)
I didnt kill of GAM members ;) Well except myself :(
 
Lobo said:
Thanks:yay:


Well after seeing how many fics you were in, you needed to die off in this one:o


Chris was going to save his own ass instead of trying to help earth, he had to go to. The Bertha Faye link has been posted already


;-)
It's a good death and I appreciate it. That's certainly one of the ways I wish to die. Either to melt or to get blown to bits. :up:

I can't believe you made Chris a traitor. :(

Big Bertha and hunter were... uhh... intimate? :o:p
 

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