The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[kedrell]

Tony: "Umm, why are you're eyes glowing red?"
Hulk: "I lost my Visine!!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Hulk: "Why can't my films break out? I've got the brand recognition thing going on. I'm known all over the world. So why can't I translate that into major box office success? Even the aweful FF1 did better than my movies! Why?!!!"
Iron Man: "I dunno, bad luck I guess."
Hulk: "You're not making me feel better!"

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: "Why can't my films break out? I've got the brand recognition thing going on. I'm known all over the world. So why can't I translate that into major box office success? Even the aweful FF1 did better than my movies! Why?!!!"
Iron Man: "I dunno, bad luck I guess."
Hulk: "You're not making me feel better!"

Bwahahahahaha

Great stuff all around ked, proto. Now if we can just get ultimatefan back in here...

HULK: "Hulk gonna break you Bane style!"

HULK: "Thor suffer from shrinkage?"
THOR: "Verily..."
HULK: "That's okay, Hulk suffers from shrinkage too."

THOR: "I feel safe with you Hulk, you have a strong yet gentle touch."

 

[protocida]

Thor: By Odin! What is this sticky gama-irratiated substance that's all over the place?!

Hulk: Ever saw the movie "Basic Instinct"?

Thor: No.

Hulk: Hulk did.

Thor:

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff proto.

HULK: "At last, Hulk has life sized He-Man action figure!"
THOR: ""

 

[[A]]

^

 

[kedrell]

HULK: "Wow!!! An Antonio Banderas life-size, blow up love doll!!"

 

[kedrell]

Mercy: "You know what these Hulk movies need? More sex-appeal."

Hulk: "She's mine!! Go find your own ****ty, super-villainess!!!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hulk: How DARE you say Ghostbusters 2 was better than the first Ghostbusters?
Iron Man: All I'm saying is that I liked the statue of liberty part!
Hulk: Oh, now it's on!

 

[protocida]

HULK: Mac!

IRON MAN: PC!

HULK: Mac!

IRON MAN: PC!

 

[Shaolin Kenobi]

BRUCE: "I can't hear you. You have to press the button when you talk. THIS is why I don't let you touch the TV remote."

 

[Shaolin Kenobi]

Anger is one letter short of danger.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff all around guys.

HULK: "Don't worry, Hulk help Thor find lost Aquaman action figure."
THOR: "Thanks."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the Basic Instinct reference and the shrinkage one.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: C´mon, pull an Iron Man on Hulk!! Hulk f***ing dares ya!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: C´mon, pull an Iron Man on Hulk!! Hulk f***ing dares ya!!

Hehehehehehehehe

HULK: "Hulk gonna feck you up, you over hyped, over exposed, over used media ****e!"

WOLVERINE: "Tell me something my friend - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
HULK: "Yeah. He told Hulk you're gay."*

*Fans of the on-going You-Tube "Marvel/DC Happy Hour" should appreciate this most of all.

 

[protocida]

HULK: Do you remember the 70s and 80's?

WOLVERINE: Huh... Yeah.

HULK: Good times...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Yeah, the 70s and 80s were good for ol´green goliath...

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Hulk needs to vent his frustration for the neverending struggle to get his movie franchise established, and guess what, the most overexposed Marvel character comes in pretty handy...

 

[protocida]

HULK: You sabbotaged Terminator Salvation's box-office! ADMIT IT!

 

[protocida]

HULK: HULK DON'T WANT RIBS!

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Look at the bright side! At least you´re not half as ugly as Mickey Rourke as Whiplash!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Look at the bright side! At least you´re not half as ugly as Mickey Rourke as Whiplash!

Hehehehe

HULK: "Nobody calls Han Solo a b****!"
WOLVERINE: "It wasn't me who said that! It was... Deadpool! Yeah, Deadpool! Go stomp on Deadpool!"

 

[kedrell]

^Hahaha, good one. And is it me, or is that like one of the worst drawings of the Hulk for an actual cartoon ever?

 

[protocida]

HULK: Give Hulk back Hulk's visine!