The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

HULK: HULK DON'T WANT RIBS!

Ah, the Ultimate Avengers gag reel... the only reason to get the Ultimate Avenger 2 DVD.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Only 10 more pages! Hulk just wants to get to 100! Is that too much to ask for?!?!?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and no one messes with the Solo

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: HUlk is doing this for claw man´s own good. The more beaten up claw man get, the longer it takes to heal. The longer it takes to heal, the less overexposed claw man get.

 

[ultimatefan]

Ah, the Ultimate Avengers gag reel... the only reason to get the Ultimate Avenger 2 DVD.

Hehe, I wonder if the message boards´ captions inspired that featurette...

 

[Panthro]

HULK: HUlk is doing this for claw man´s own good. The more beaten up claw man get, the longer it takes to heal. The longer it takes to heal, the less overexposed claw man get.

Muwahahahahahahaha

 

[Timstuff]

 

[protocida]

 

[Panthro]

Muwahahahaha

HULK: "Hulk didn't know Thor cared!"
THOR: "The God of Thunder cares, Hulk. The God of Thunder cares a lot, just like a Care Bear."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the inscription one.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: C´mon, Ang Lee has done that to Hulk already!

 

[Shaolin Kenobi]

That's hilarious.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Do not jump yet! Thou shalt still be in The Avengers movie!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Do not jump yet! Thou shalt still be in The Avengers movie!!

Hehehe, hang in there, Hulk!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk Needs More Cowbell!"

 

[bored]

"Hulk still confused as to why Longshot and Spider-Woman are here!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "You don't hit Hulk in Hulk's balls you ass-hole!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, love the Spider-Woman Longshot one.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Give Hulk the hot reporter´s Phone number!!
IRON MAN: Only if you give me the hot Brazillian worker´s number!!
HULK: NEVER!!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Give Hulk the hot reporter´s Phone number!!
IRON MAN: Only if you give me the hot Brazillian worker´s number!!
HULK: NEVER!!!

Hehehehe, when superheroes refuse to share & share alike.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "How dare you say Eric Bana was the weak link of the new Star Trek!"
THING: "All I said was that I felt his character could have been expanded upon!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
HULK: "Dude that's disgusting!"

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: "Oh I see what this is! I see what's going on here! It's because I'm RED, isn't it? You'd rather have a GREEN Hulk wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?!"
THOR: "I was always more partial to the gray/grey Hulk myself."

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Red Hulk because Red Hulk is Red!!!"
THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!"

THOR: "What is this, an attempt to top Red Kryptonite?!"
RED HULK: "Shut up!"

THOR: "Deny the God of Thunder an autograph will thou?!"
HULK: "For the last time, Hulk is not Lou Ferrigno!"

HULK: "Hulk Smash!"
WOLVERINE: "What did you do this time?!"
THOR: "Me?! You're the one who got his girlfriend drunk, photographed her in compromising positions & then sold them over the internet!"

THOR: "Beware the wrath of the sledge hammer!"

This one's not really a caption but I think it's funny -