The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[kedrell]

 

[Panthro]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff Ked.

 

[ultimatefan]

Marlo Chandler-Jones: C´mon, if you guys get to make this thread get to 100 pages I promise I´ll make it worth your while...

 

[Panthro]

Marlo Chandler-Jones: C´mon, if you guys get to make this thread get to 100 pages I promise I´ll make it worth your while...

We're trying ma'am, we're trying!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Marlo Chandler-Jones: C´mon, Bruce, make me your wife and this "inner rage" problem of yours will disappear in no time...

 

[Panthro]

Marlo Chandler-Jones: C´mon, Bruce, make me your wife and this "inner rage" problem of yours will disappear in no time...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ironman29758]

Red Hulk: I told you to keep him away from that Juggernaut video but did you listen? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thor: ME?!!!! What about you, Mr.I-JUST-WANTED-TO-SHOW-HIM-A-FEW-ISSUES-OF-ALL-STAR-BATMAN-AND-ROBIN?!!!
Red Hulk:It was by Frank Miller! He does me no wrong.

 

[kedrell]

Blob: "I am not giving you my code."

Hulk: "I'll bet I can guess it."

Blob: "Yeah, right."

Hulk: "Ah all right, yeah...let's see...well we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Let's go deeper...what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptation."

Blob: "uh..."

Hulk: "But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No, no, no, no...Yours is a sweet tooth."

Blob: "I gotta go."

 

[kedrell]

Hulk: "Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master....the cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon....Ovaltine!? Hersheys!? Nestle's Quick!?"

Blob: "Shut up!"

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat Fan Girl: "Can you get me a part in the Avengers movie?"

She-Hulk Fan Girl: "Back! Back I say! Go back to the Spider-Man Caption thread cause if anyone's getting a guest spot in the Avengers it's gonna be me!!"

 

[Panthro]

Red Hulk: I told you to keep him away from that Juggernaut video but did you listen? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thor: ME?!!!! What about you, Mr.I-JUST-WANTED-TO-SHOW-HIM-A-FEW-ISSUES-OF-ALL-STAR-BATMAN-AND-ROBIN?!!!
Red Hulk:It was by Frank Miller! He does me no wrong.

Kedrell, your use of the Seinfeld bank code owns just about every caption thread it appears in.

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, the Seinfeld run is awesome!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hulk: You sucked in X-Men Origins: Wolverine!

Blob: Oh yeah?I´d like to see YOU shine when all you get is a cameo as a freakshow wrestler!

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: You sucked in X-Men Origins: Wolverine!

Blob: Oh yeah?I´d like to see YOU shine when all you get is a cameo as a freakshow wrestler!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ironman29758]

Hulk: You sucked in X-Men Origins: Wolverine!

Blob: Oh yeah?I´d like to see YOU shine when all you get is a cameo as a freakshow wrestler!

hillarious!keep up the good work

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Marlo Chandler-Jones: Comics are so unfair to women... Hulk rips out his shirt all the time, why can´t I rip out this...

 

[Panthro]

Marlo Chandler-Jones: Comics are so unfair to women... Hulk rips out his shirt all the time, why can´t I rip out this...

Hehehehehe

Sorry I can't think of any good Hulk captions lately.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "I wonder if Christopher Nolan would be interested in doing Hulk 3 when he finishes Batman..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Don´t we all wonder that, Hulk...

 

[ultimatefan]

Marlo Chandler-Jones: Yes, they´re real... And they´re spectacular!

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

SKAAR: COME POPPA, LET'S HAVE A HUG!

BANNER: NO, GET AWAY!? *whispering*Why is it that the illegitimate son of every Marvel superhero has a lameass 90s hair cut and a *****y tattoo on their shoulder?!*