The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

SKAAR: COME POPPA, LET'S HAVE A HUG!

BANNER: NO, GET AWAY!? *whispering*Why is it that the illegitimate son of every Marvel superhero has a lameass 90s hair cut and a *****y tattoo on their shoulder?!*

THOR: "You know, this was supposed to be my weekend of, but NOOOOO! You just had to come up here with an attitude, acting all big & bad! Well you know what, Mister?! F*** you, okay?! Just f*** you!!!!!!!!!" [continues hitting Hulk with lighting blasts] "I could have a been at a barbecue!!!!! Had me some ribs & beer!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

BANNER: "Come on, only 4 more pages until we hit 100!"

 

[ultimatefan]

FOUR MORE PAGES!! FOUR MORE PAGES!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "We didn't lose Vietnam! It was a TIE!!!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Bruce: SUCK MY C**K OR I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!! I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "I'm gonna beat you to Tony Stark's House of Ribs!"
SKAAR: "Like Hell!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

MICKEY: I own all your asses now, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HULK: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

SKAAR: A mullet?!!? Haven´t you superheroes learned anything from that stupid Superman post-death stuff?!!?
HULK: Obviously not!!

 

[kedrell]

Speaks for itself:

 

[Panthro]

Speaks for itself:

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[Panthro]

MICKEY: I own all your asses now, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HULK: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

The mullet one is funny too.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the puny mouse one!

 

[ultimatefan]

DONALD: Don´t make me angry! You wouldn´t like me when I´m angry!

HULK: Okay, now this merging thing has gone WAY too far already...

 

[DX]

"Get ready for Hulk School Musical!"

NEVAH!!!

 

[kedrell]

Donal: "Hmm, this could be a good look for me."

 

[kedrell]

Mickey: "Ah, another classic cover defaced! Damn, I'm good!"

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF, ked, DX.

PREACHER HULK: "God, please give Hulk a break. Amen."

 

[kedrell]

Donald smash!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[Panthro]

Donald smash!!!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Donulk: Well, at least it isn't as bad as the others.

NEWMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

DONULK: Hey, weren´t you fanboys always b****ing that the CGI Hulk looks like a cartoon?!!? Now get the real deal!!

DONULK: And the best part is, now nobody cares that they don´t get a word I say, cuz all I do is roar and say a couple monosyllabic things like "puny duck" in a squeaky voice!

 

[Panthro]

These Disney Hulk manips never cease to amuse me.

DONALD HULK: "Roid Rage!"

 

[ultimatefan]

MICKEY: Sorry,but "Hulk smash!" is completely inappropriate for kids 6 to 12! Your new catchprhase is "Hulk splash!"

HULK: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!