The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

ED NORTON: Huh, Louis, I think you´re taking the concept of "fighting my inner rage" a little too literally...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. Heh, poor Liv Tyler gets no love.

ED NORTON: Huh, Louis, I think you´re taking the concept of "fighting my inner rage" a little too literally...

Hehehehehehehe

HULK: "Guys, want to pitch in and give Hulk a hand here? Hulk knows Hulk is essentially most powerful character in Marvel universe, but even this is a bit much."

SPIDER-MAN: "Man, f*** you Hulk! F*** you Mr. So Called Incredible Hulk! F*** you Mr. Had a Longer Running Live Action TV series than me! F*** you Mr. Ang Lee oddball art house deal! F*** you Mr. Couldn't Hold Your Own Opposite Iron Man and the Dark Knight! F*** you Mr- eh, you're gonna drop that on me, aren't you?"
HULK: "Yep."
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm boned aren't I?"
HULK: "Yep."
IRON MAN: "And so the rest of us are boned thanks to you. Jerk!"

 

[DX]

Ed Norton after watching the ending of Heroes: Season 3.

Norton: "What the OW! **** OW! was that?!? OW!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Heh I haven´t even watched season 3. Looks like I didn´t miss out on anything.

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: And here we have a typical investor who owned stock on the Lehman Brothers Bank...

 

[DX]

^Heh I haven´t even watched season 3. Looks like I didn´t miss out on anything.

It was an improvement over season 2, IMO.

However, the ending was the dumbest **** ever.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "If you ever touch Sif or Amora or even Jane Foster again, I'll exile you to 20th Century Fox!"
HULK: "Oh come on dude, that is just cruel, even by your stepbrother Loki's standards!"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehhe

 

[ultimatefan]

ED NORTON: Stop posting this image, you motherf***ers!!!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, sorry just one more -

ED NORTON: "Justin Timberlake as Hal Jordan?! What the Goddamn f***ing Hell?! Is WB seriously trying to screw themselves out of capitalizing on the rest of the DC Universe?!?!?!?! Do they really think the Michael Keaton effect will work for Green Lantern?!?!?!?!?! The math just doesn't add up!!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

heheheheehehehe, thankfully that didn´t turn out to be true.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: See, the God Of Thunder has been cast before Green Lantern!
HULK: Yeah, but at least people do know who´s Ryan Reynolds!
THOR: Darn beast!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: See, the God Of Thunder has been cast before Green Lantern!
HULK: Yeah, but at least people do know who´s Ryan Reynolds!
THOR: Darn beast!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "How dare you suggest that Guy Gardner is a better Green Lantern than Hal Jordan!"

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "Hey, give other heroes a chance for box office success, you big green glory hog!! You've already had TWO major films, a highly successful live action TV show, THREE tv movies, and several cartoon shows! Not to mention direct-to-video/DVD cartoon movies, video games, the list is endless!!!! Most of us are lucky to get a tenth of that!"
HULK: "Don't hate Hulk because people love him. All I said was that I'd like a sequel to TIH."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Hey, give other heroes a chance for box office success, you big green glory hog!! You've already had TWO major films, a highly successful live action TV show, THREE tv movies, and several cartoon shows! Not to mention direct-to-video/DVD cartoon movies, video games, the list is endless!!!! Most of us are lucky to get a tenth of that!"
HULK: "Don't hate Hulk because people love him. All I said was that I'd like a sequel to TIH."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love Thor´s rant.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: My fans will keep posting this picture until I´ve made up for the beating you gave me in Hulk V. Thor!
HULK: Heh, that´s gonna take a while...

 

[kedrell]

^hehehe, it will indeed Hulk.

 

[ultimatefan]

^thanks!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: My fans will keep posting this picture until I´ve made up for the beating you gave me in Hulk V. Thor!
HULK: Heh, that´s gonna take a while...

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Huh, Hulk knows he´s strongest one there is and all, and this piece of rock is sure heavy as s***, but still, some of you have some level of super-strength too so, huh, would you mind GETTING UP FROM YOUR LAZY ASSES AND GIVE HULK SOME F***ING HELP HERE, *****EBAGS?!!?

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Huh, Hulk knows he´s strongest one there is and all, and this piece of rock is sure heavy as s***, but still, some of you have some level of super-strength too so, huh, would you mind GETTING UP FROM YOUR LAZY ASSES AND GIVE HULK SOME F***ING HELP HERE, *****EBAGS?!!?

Hehehehe, you tell 'em Hulk!

 

[kedrell]

HULK: "Hey ya lazy bums, my nose is itching! Somebody scratch it!"
Spidey: "Aww, do we have to?"
Hulk: "Just be glad it's not jock-itch."