The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

HULK: C´mon, call Hulk Shrek!! Hulk dares ya! Hulk f***ing dares ya!! Hulk double f***ing dares ya!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: C´mon, call Hulk Shrek!! Hulk dares ya! Hulk f***ing dares ya!! Hulk double f***ing dares ya!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Two more pages to 100?! This thread is well over a year old and we're still 2 pages short of 100?! What gives?!"

 

[Bruce Banner]

Skaar: Hear I am doing all the work. And I'm stuck with this puny guy in purple pants. Is it embarrassing you ask?...yes.


Hey can someone tell me how to make these photos bigger and to get the back rectangle off it?

 

[Spider-Kid]

Skaar: Hear I am doing all the work. And I'm stuck with this puny guy in purple pants. Is it embarrassing you ask?...yes.


Hey can someone tell me how to make these photos bigger and to get the back rectangle off it?

Because Ultimatefan doesn't like the quality?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! It´s cool Bruce, the gag is what counts!

 

[Bruce Banner]

HULK: "Hulk just wants to be left alone, Hulk says this alot, but noone listen to hulk, noone listen so Hulk and then they wonder why hulk pissed off all the time."

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: George Lucas can send all the goons he wants, Hulk still says HAN SOLO SHOT FIRST!!

 

[Bruce Banner]

Ross: You like my mustache? Yeah Burt Reynolds aint got **** on me.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: George Lucas can send all the goons he wants, Hulk still says HAN SOLO SHOT FIRST!!

Hehehehehehe

RED HULK: "What? Even Hulk gets sun-burned sometimes."

RED HULK: "Alright, who the f*** called me Hellboy?!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Wolverine: SAY IT!
Hulk: No! It's not true! IT'S NOT TRUE!
Master: Say it, or I'll put Megan Fox on your mind!
Hulk: RYAN REYNOLS DID A GOOD JOB PLAYING DEADPOOL IN THE WOLVERINE SPIN-OFF!
Wolverine: That wasn't so hard, was it?!?!!?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Thor: Well beast you came here to fight me. You can stop now before this gets ruff.
Hulk: Hulk says your flys down. Hulk surrender if you zip your fly up.

Thor: Oops forgot to return this to the set of Boogie Nights.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the Hellboy and the Ryan Reynlds ones!

 

[ultimatefan]

RED HULK: Why,can´t Hulk paint his nails once in a while and look fabulous?!!?

 

[Spider-Kid]

Hulk: Whoever the f*** made me look Flamboyant, I'm gonna kick there f**king ass!

Ross: Sorry man, but you look like George Harrison when you're in Red.

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, George Harrison.

Ross: "What do you mean you didn't like Lost In Space?!"

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hulk: Why are you thinking about putting a gun to your head?

Bruce: Not my head Hulk, Our Head.

Hulk: Interesting, where you going with this science boy?

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk Has Needs! Hulk Longs For The Arms Of The Healing Parent! Hulk Wants To Be Held!"
BRUCE: "And he wonders why I drink..."

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hulk: You think its funny to run out on the tab! Hulk don't think so!
Abombination: But you have your wallet! You even have pockets!
Hulk: Shut up! Hulk don't care!

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: You think its funny to run out on the tab! Hulk don't think so!
Abombination: But you have your wallet! You even have pockets!
Hulk: Shut up! Hulk don't care!

 

[Bruce Banner]

Blonsky: what do you mean you haven't watched Lie to Me yet?
Hulk: Hulk was busy. And Puny Banner was watching Courtship of Eddies Father
Blonsky: Don't lie to me
Hulk: ARRGHHH!

Hulk: Hulk don't lie b****!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys, especially the George Harrison, Lost in Space and Hulk has needs ones!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Cmon, Banner can´t be so scared of Hulk you think of drinking to death or shooting yourself!
BRUCE: I´m not, I just saw Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: See, Banner is weak! Banner has no guts to get drunk and shoot himself! If it were Hulk, Hulk would be brave enough to get drunk and shoot hims... Wait, what the hell is Hulk saying?!?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and funny stuff UF.

HULK: "Are you a god?"
BLONSKY: "No."

HULK: "THEN DIE!!!!!"