The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[kedrell]

HULK: "Ah!! 100 pages at last! Now drop and give me another hundred, wimps!!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Yay, 100 pages! Hulk do the Happy Dance!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double post

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Hey, Hulk got to 100 pages, where are my 75 virgins?!!?

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Hey, Hulk got to 100 pages, where are my 75 virgins?!!?

Iron Man stole them.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Betty: How are you feeling about a 100 pages Bruce?
Bruce: Do we have to talk about him Betty?
Betty: Aren't you going to let him out and enjoy the page?
Bruce: No
Betty: Thats what he thought you would say

Bruce: Betty, what are you getting at?
Betty: Last time you Hulked out he told me if you weren't going to let him out you would have to hang out with someone else.
Bruce: Who Betty?!
Betty: Tyler Durden! Tyler Durden!
Bruce: ...That Green skinned son of a *****!

 

[Panthro]

Betty: How are you feeling about a 100 pages Bruce?
Bruce: Do we have to talk about him Betty?
Betty: Aren't you going to let him out and enjoy the page?
Bruce: No
Betty: Thats what he thought you would say

Bruce: Betty, what are you getting at?
Betty: Last time you Hulked out he told me if you weren't going to let him out you would have to hang out with someone else.
Bruce: Who Betty?!
Betty: Tyler Durden! Tyler Durden!
Bruce: ...That Green skinned son of a *****!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk is not an animal! Hulk is a human being! Hulk... Is... A... MAN!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great ones guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Haven´t you heard of the recession?! And global warming?!? TAKE THE F***ING SUBWAY!!

 

[Marvel Spider]

HULK: HULK'S SEQUEL STILL MISSING, YET SQUEAK MICE GET ONE?!?

HULK: ... Hulk will cry himself to sleep tonight.

 

[Bruce Banner]

^^^

I feel your pain big guy

 

[Panthro]

I feel the Hulk's pain too.

 

[ultimatefan]

Weall feel Hulk´s pain.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: HULK'S sequel isn´t getting made but THIS is?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIR5bcpr-X8

HULK: The end of the world is coming.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: So what if stupid chipmunks can dance?!? Hulk can dance too! Hulk can even do impressions! Frankenstein, King Kong, Mr. Hyde...

 

[Panthro]

Those were both great UF.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hulk: Hulk was watching Funny Games the other day. Hulk thinks You got messed up bad in that movie. Puny Blonsky tortured bad.
Blonsky: I know its was terrible wasn't?
Hulk: Hehehehe...
Blonksy: What?
Hulk: Not as bad...

Hulk: As this!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: And THIS is for that damn Planet Of The Apes remake!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Hulk´s foot has spike!! It hurts!!
BLONSKY: There, there...

 

[Panthro]

HULK: And THIS is for that damn Planet Of The Apes remake!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Don't you never say an unkind word about Lou Ferrigno!"

 

[RdeemingRainbow]

Did someone already make a Shipoopi joke? Oh.