The Legend of Chun Li

[The Apatow Crew]

I think it was that Tales from the Crypt movie with Dennis Miller

Bordello of Blood. Ha, I remember that film. I got it in a double pack along with Demon Knight.

 

[Episode29]

Apparently they're only releasing this fecal discharge on 1000 screens. Ouch.

 

[Heretic]

I would appreciate it if you would not be insulting to fecal discharge.

 

[Episode29]

I would appreciate it if you would not be insulting to fecal discharge.

 

[Terminator]

Well I guess I won't be seeing it because I can't find a showing. **** FOX and their ****** promotion.

Man, I see you guys are still ****ting on it. Don't you guys do anything? I'm getting an image right now...

 

[Heretic]

How did you get a webcam into my computer???

 

[The Major]

I guess with so many SF characters in this movie, they might as well drop the "Legend of Chun Li" title and just call it Street Fighter, although a SF movie without Ryu and Ken just doesn't feel like a true SF movie.

The tragedy is that I love the idea of a Chun Li film, it's just a shame the movie looks like it failed in executing it properly. They should just let the Hong Kong movie industry film the next one with American funding like CTHD. They'd be able to do ST right in film.

 

[TwilightPro101]

Okay is anyone else getting TV spots saying the movie is showing on "Friday only"? I live in Atlanta GA and I am seeing these tv spots. to is it seems odd to that.

Comedy Central is airing ads like crazy during its 8 to 10pm slots.

 

[Heretic]

They should just let the Hong Kong movie industry film the next one with American funding like CTHD. They'd be able to do ST right in film.

Next one?

 

[The Major]

Man, I see you guys are still ****ting on it. Don't you guys do anything? I'm getting an image right now...

You should have paid attention to Catwoman. ST is only getting treated like any other movie on the internet. Such is the burden of entertaining the masses.

You're only making yourself look bad. You're one of us whether you it or not.

 

[The Major]

Next one?

Count on it. It'll be a decade or two but it'll happen eventually.

 

[Terminator]

Yeah but I don't spend every waking moment posting here. And I never posted on Catwoman. You know why? It looked bad and I had no interest in it. Shocking how that works.

Such is the burden of entertaining the masses.

What masses? The circle jerk?

 

[The Major]

Yeah but I don't spend every waking moment posting here.

Not everyone spends their lives here. I wouldn't be so antagonistic against those who post a lot here since you haven't exactly silent in this thread.

And I never posted on Catwoman.

That wasn't what I meant. I was talking about how movies which look bad by the public will be torn to shreds on the internet. Catwoman is far from the first to go through this process. Even successful movies have this occurring to them.

You know why? It looked bad and I had no interest in it. Shocking how that works.

Not everyone does that. They're just expressing their opinions just as you are.

What masses? The circle jerk?

The masses are the people the film makers on this movie will rely to get money and success from it.

 

[Terminator]

Not everyone spends their lives here. I wouldn't be so antagonistic against those who post a lot here since you haven't exactly silent in this thread.

Sure but why is it that I can be gone for days and the same people are posting the same crap over and over again?

Not everyone does that. They're just expressing their opinions just as you are.

Just what the world needs, more negative nancy's.

BTW SHH is faaar from the masses.

 

[Heretic]

Count on it. It'll be a decade or two but it'll happen eventually.

The first one was made because the game was hot at the time. The new one was made because we are in retro fever mode with the movies. Retro fever tends to go in cycles...and the 80s retro fever wont be coming back because there will be another decade to exploit.

 

[Savage]

Actually it's to coincide with the recent game and I think the 15th or 20th anniversary or something.

 

[Heretic]

Actually it's to coincide with the recent game and I think the 15th or 20th anniversary or something.

You get a pass because youre a Clutch fan, and therefore, cooler than most of the world, but its got a new game because of retro fever...a 20th anniversary celebration would be the exact definition of retro fever.

 

[Savage]

I guess so. Just figured they were trying to bank on the game itself more than anything since, as predicted, it's pretty popular again.

And I actually think you were the one who let me listen to From Beale Street To Oblivion before it came out. Been trying to find you since I deleted my old myspace but couldn't for the life of me. I got to see em live for the first time in Jersey back in December and it's still the best concert I've ever been to.

 

[Heretic]

I guess so. Just figured they were trying to bank on the game itself more than anything since, as predicted, it's pretty popular again.

And I actually think you were the one who let me listen to From Beale Street To Oblivion before it came out. Been trying to find you since I deleted my old myspace but couldn't for the life of me. I got to see em live for the first time in Jersey back in December and it's still the best concert I've ever been to.

Yeah, that would be me. Good to see you liked it...and of course...they are gods gift to live entertainment, which you have now been blessed with.

 

[Savage]

Still got the same myspace? Just pm it my way if ya can. Hope life's been treating you good.

 

[Ben_Sisko]

The Sequel to this Masterpiece would look like this

 

[3dman27]

maybe this will be one of the movies that go on PPV the same time as its in theaters
i've seen a couple of movies treated in this manner

 

[Red Mask]

So a Street Fighter sequel will re-introduce 80's sexual innuendo? This upcoming movie doesn't look gay.

 

[Brian Braddock]

Well I guess I won't be seeing it because I can't find a showing. **** FOX and their ****** promotion.

Man, I see you guys are still ****ting on it. Don't you guys do anything? I'm getting an image right now...

Do you do anything barring expressing unceasing optimism towards this movie?

Seriously, has the thought not crossed your mind yet that the reason you can't find a showing is because everyone else, bar yourself, think's this movie will be a stinker?

The lack of showings and the lack of promotion from Fox only serve to back up our views.

Maybe it's not a case of us just ****ting on it, as you say. Maybe it's a case of you seemingly having blind faith in a movie were all the evidence points to it being poor.

Apparently they're only releasing this fecal discharge on 1000 screens. Ouch.

Hardly a sign of quality, eh?

 

[Venom]

Well I guess I won't be seeing it because I can't find a showing. **** FOX and their ****** promotion.

Man, I see you guys are still ****ting on it. Don't you guys do anything? I'm getting an image right now...

That dude there looks like he's trying to defend a failing Street Fighter movie on the internet.

But seriously, no need to insult everyone here just because we don't share your point of view.