Ginger people who claim to not be a ginge but strawberry blonde. dont be ashamed of your ginger noggin just accept your a ginge, your not a strawberry blonde, its not even a real colour. its ginger.
People who you know but have not seen in a while that think its ok to say 'oh you've put on weight' Who actually say's to that remark 'oh thank you' basically its someone you've not seen in two years saying 'whoa man you a fatty' thats not good, what kind of person actually thinks people will be happy to hear that, its like saying 'hi you stink of the plop, shame you used to smell nice'
Television adverts that seem to be much much louder than the TV show it's like they know your nipping out to the toilet or for a drink so they shout after you.
People who claim to be good at everything 'Hi, I'm Greg and i'm just plain awesome in human form i can dance use a computer, cook, use math to a extensive degree, i can knit, i'm ace at every sport you can think of and helllllooooo ladies i'm a dynamo in bed, jump ontop' no one is good at everything, yet so many people think they are.
People who start sentences with 'Hi i'm Bob and i'm soooooo funny' If your funny you dont need to advertise it.
People on message boards who sign the end of there post with there user name, im not sure why but it really ticks me off. I know who you your names on the left hand side, we get it.
I'm sick of being in a busy shopping centre and people with fat arses (can i say arses?) just wander stupidly not even in a straight line infront of you. I have 2 young children one still in a pram and i swear one day i'm gonna get some of those bond thingys that rips up tyres and have them fitted to the front wheel's so they shread the ankles (or cankles) of the rather large ladies that cant seem to walk in a straight line.
And why when i'm in a rush is there like 30 elderly people all shuffling through the shopping centre, like there on a seaside promanade. It really is like being stuck on the motorway behind a tractor. I suggest they have a special day for elderly people to go shopping, say wednesday so at least im forewarned. Oh lets go shopping, but its wednesday the golden girls will be out in force, least you know.
People with bad grammar on message boards.....oh wait.
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