The Lounge Who Would Be King

[KRYPTON INC.]

When I think of America... I think Belgium B list action star.

 

[flickchick85]

Don't we all.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Don't we all.

We all know what you're really thinking about re: JCVD.

 

[Perfect Cell]

We all know it would be Stargate-era Kurt Russell. No one disputes this!

 

[flickchick85]

We all know what you're really thinking about re: JCVD.

I can think two things!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We all know it would be Stargate-era Kurt Russell. No one disputes this!

My question is still... What do you think of Kurt in The Thing?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I can think two things!

Cheek one and Cheek two.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Still haven't seen it. I know I've disappointed you. But if it's any consolation, that's a really big club.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Still haven't seen it. I know I've disappointed you. But if it's any consolation, that's a really big club.

Don't make me tie you up and administer the test Bri.

 

[Roose Bolton]

@Roose Bolton ....




It's feels so far away. I'm irrationally too hyped for this.

At this point Engame and IX have nothing on the excitement I have for G vs KG.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

At this point Engame and IX have nothing on the excitement I have for G vs KG.

I hope they tie it up all in the Vs movie. Make a nice little spread of films that like the Fox modern Ape films isn't milked beyond any worthwhile returns. Also, the world of the movies needs to reflect all this Apocalyptic action happening since G'14. After KOTM no way the world in KvG reflects our own any more.

 

[Perfect Cell]

The real question is, where is all the Ghidorah merch? I want to buy a 10-foot statue to put on my balcony and ward off interlopers.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The real question is, where is all the Ghidorah merch? I want to buy a 10-foot statue to put on my balcony and ward off interlopers.

 

[Perfect Cell]

What is this, a kaiju for ants?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What is this, a kaiju for ants?

That's IT!

Wait... That was worded wrong.

That's THEM!

 

[Perfect Cell]

When I was a kid, the Broderick Godzilla had an absolute ****ton of merch. I'll never forget my Nick Tatopoulos action figure that had a grappling hook backpack. As was prominently featured in the film.

All I want is a Ghidorah to put on my desk at work, and for it not to cost $1400. Why are they fighting me? Why do they hate money and success?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

When I was a kid, the Broderick Godzilla had an absolute ****ton of merch. I'll never forget my Nick Tatopoulos action figure that had a grappling hook backpack. As was prominently featured in the film.

All I want is a Ghidorah to put on my desk at work, and for it not to cost $1400. Why are they fighting me? Why do they hate money and success?

Toys really made it seem like grappling hooks and associated equipment would be of a bigger practical use in day to day adult life than they turned out to be.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I'm pretty sure the Malcolm toy from Jurassic Park had one too. Because if there's one thing that makes me think "Batman-style grappling hook", it's the character who spends the majority of the movie crippled.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm pretty sure the Malcolm toy from Jurassic Park had one too. Because if there's one thing that makes me think "Batman-style grappling hook", it's the character who spends the majority of the movie crippled.

You... You don't deserve this... But I'll give it to you anyway.

Spoiler

 

[Perfect Cell]

They almost made an Aliens Saturday morning cartoon. I know this is parody, but nothing was outside the realm of possibility in the 90s.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

On a quick glance Charmandar looked to me like a dinosaur in a Deadpool outfit.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

They almost made an Aliens Saturday morning cartoon. I know this is parody, but nothing was outside the realm of possibility in the 90s.

I was a teen then and even I bought an Alien Queen and a "Scorpion" exploding Alien.



And this is NOT a parody.

 

[Perfect Cell]

This is what the world was like before the internet. Now all kids do is play their Fortnites or their Apex Legends. They'll never know the joys of sitting on the floor and smashing pieces of plastic together for six hours at a time. Until one of the toys invariably breaks, and you're almost reduced to tears.

The Turtle Wagon never really stood a chance against that concrete wall.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This is what the world was like before the internet. Now all kids do is play their Fortnites or their Apex Legends. They'll never know the joys of sitting on the floor and smashing pieces of plastic together for six hours at a time. Until one of the toys invariably breaks, and you're almost reduced to tears.

The Turtle Wagon never really stood a chance against that concrete wall.

You shouldn't have expected much. It was designed by a genetically altered, adolescent terrapin shinobi that was raised in the sewers of New York City who was named after a renaissance painter . I doubt he had much schooling in automotive engineering.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It had a pizza launcher though. Which does beg the question: why would the Turtles throw pizza away? This characterization is all over the map.