The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[SuperFerret]

If a heaven exists, hell exists. At least for super sinners like Hitler. Honestly, I wouldn't be that shocked if most of hell was a party zone. Why would Satan punish most people til end of time? Then again what do I know...

I'm more curious about purgatory. Like if it's real. Like...don't some people say that's for people not worthy of going to Heaven or He'll? Damn it IPhone, I said hell

Ah, the "if Satan is bad, and he rules Hell, why is Hell bad for bad people?" question. There are three potential answers.

First, maybe Satan isn't bad at all, and serves as a harsh warden.

Second, Satan is bad, and is another (if not the first, and primary) prisoner (this is the most widely agreed upon notion).

Third, Satan is bad, rules Hell, but he doesn't choose who gets sent to hell. This gives him reason to tempt mortals into sin and shows that basically gets off on tormenting people in Hell.

 

[Charlie Boy]

too much mindless sex, nothing meaningful.

Pretty much. I've been consumed by sex for the past 9 years or so... I think now I need to try a different path.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Like what, falling in love? It's a scary thing to go through. hahaha.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

****, it's like you're in my head or something.

minus the part about the porn. hahahaha

lol. well... like i said.. most gay/bi guys go through what you are.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Like what, falling in love? It's a scary thing to go through. hahaha.

Nah, I've been in love. Didn't work out. It really messed my head up for a while, but I'm better for the experience.

What I mean by "different path" is just taking the time to get to know the girl better beforehand. I had sex with my most recent ex in the parkinglot of our favorite bar before I had even felt comfortable enough to ask her to be my girlfriend.

There's a girl who I barely know anything about who I know for a fact I could have sex with if I text her right now... It shouldn't be like that.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I feel like maybe if I take the act of sex more seriously, maybe I'll attract more serious women who aren't just in it for a good time, and maybe I'll learn how to control my wandering eye.

 

[Anubis]

You're growing up.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You're like a rapper or something.

 

[Charlie Boy]

You're growing up.

I'm afraid you may be right. I'm seeing a lot of things differently these days. Scary ****.

I feel like maybe if I take the act of sex more seriously, maybe I'll attract more serious women who aren't just in it for a good time, and maybe I'll learn how to control my wandering eye.

You're like a rapper or something.

Totally didn't notice my post sorta rhymed.

 

[Schlosser85]

I like the concept of Satan on Supernatural, where he was the first prisoner of Hell, and basically hated humans out of envy, but didn't control who went there or even necessarily what happened to them there.

 

[E-Man]

Supernatural got boring once they got into that, but Satan as a prisoner isn't too bad of an idea. It still sounds silly for an omnipotent being to use eternal prisons that somehow aren't eternal.

 

[Schlosser85]

Actually I thought Season 5 was the best season, and it should have been the climax of the show.

How I would write Lucifer? An overly ambitious, vain angel who was cast down to Hell for rebelling against God and then out of spite turned angels into demons, seduced Eve into eating the apple, turned Lillith, etc.

He is also endlessly self-righteous and has had the past untold millenia in Hell to convince himself he's a horribly wronged and misrepresented victim, as well as to go slightly nuts, and takes out his anger and frustration on his human playthings who get tossed his way, since he hates them anyway for being an angel rightfully born into Heaven and now having to sit and watch mere unworthy mortals ascend while he can't.

If written properly, Lucifer is really a great character.

 

[BizarroAids]

I confess that I'm glad I get to finally go in for the MRI on my shoulder. It's been long overdue.

 

[Schlosser85]

I like the smell of gasoline and musty basements.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I like the smell of gasoline and musty basements.

I like those. I also like the smell of fresh paint and cigar smoke (when someone else is smoking them, not me).

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that even though I don't really like my brother's soon to be wife all too much, I wouldn't really mind working as her assistant. I just don't like the fact that I'd have to travel a few hours with her everyday, and the idea that I might have to skip my final semester of college just to be fully eligible for the job. But I think I'm at the point where I realize that this is the best option I have available, so I'm actually hoping for it to happen.

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I can be having the worst dry spell ever, but as soon as I start seeing someone, women just come out of the wood work to hook up with me. (Sorry if that sounds *****ey.) Even without anybody knowing I'm seeing someone. It's like they have a 6th sense for guys in relationships. Why they feel it's so necessary to **** guys in relationships, I don't know, but I'm not complaining.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I just hate being such a huge chick magnet. I seriously couldn't keep all the ladies away if I beat them with sticks! It's so hard being so hot. [/WillardNation]

Spoiler

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I just hate being such a huge chick magnet. I seriously couldn't keep all the ladies away if I beat them with sticks! It's so hard being so hot. [/WillardNation]

Spoiler

OMG, I know, right?!

But hey, I did put in the thing about the dryspell. I went flippin 4 months with nothin. Was not fun.

 

[Marx]

OMG, I know, right?!

But hey, I did put in the thing about the dryspell. I went flippin 4 months with nothin. Was not fun.

OMG, not four whole flippin months!?! The horror! The...horror! THE! HORROR!

Spoiler

 

[WillardNation]

Your mockery hurts, Marx.

 

[Marx]

Your mockery hurts, Marx.

I still you though.

 

[WillardNation]

I still you though.

Aw, I could never stay mad at you.

 

[E-Man]

I confess that I am working out to steal Willard's thunder. When my abs come in 2013 I'll be a bigger **** tgan he is now.

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I am working out to steal Willard's thunder. When my abs come in 2013 I'll be a bigger **** tgan he is now.

Challenge accepted.