The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[WillardNation]

That's just like how saying "no offense" suddenly makes something seem more offensive than it would've sounded had it not been said.

Like saying, "I'm not racist but...". That's all I need to hear to know that you are, in fact, pretty damn racist.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

so wait, are you like saying you're gay or something now, Willard?

I'm implying implications here, of course.

 

[WillardNation]

so wait, are you like saying you're gay or something now, Willard?

I'm implying implications here, of course.

Um.... no.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Good. You'd be a scary gay.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I confess that the phrase "no homo" annoys me beyond belief.

That's why people say "pause" instead

 

[Charlie Boy]

I am REALLY happy I'm NOT a father at this point in my life.

I second that. Hell, I'm 24 and I'm not pleased to already be an Uncle.

I confess that the phrase "no homo" annoys me beyond belief.

Once, a guy said to me, "Hey, no homo, but where did you get those jeans?". I was all like, wait... What ?

I confess that now that I'm older and work a full time job, I miss the closeness I had with my old group of friends. I mean, as it turns out, all of those relationships were self-destructive and ridiculously co-dependent, but someone was always around. In grown-up land, outside of work I'm lucky if I get to see my close friends once a week.

 

[WillardNation]

I think the phrase is hilarious.

 

[enterthemadness]

I second that. Hell, I'm 24 and I'm not pleased to already be an Uncle.



Once, a guy said to me, "Hey, no homo, but where did you get those jeans?". I was all like, wait... What ?

I've been a uncle since 9...I'm 23, 24 next month. I've told my niece who is 15, do not make me^ great uncle before 30!!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I think any phrase is hilarious when used correctly... or rather, incorrectly.

 

[SpideyVille]

I've been a uncle since 9...I'm 23, 24 next month. I've told my niece who is 15, do not make me^ great uncle before 30!!!!

I'm 22 and I've been an uncle since I was 12. I have a niece and nephew from both my brother and sister, making that 4 altogether and all that it has taught me is that as much as I want a family and kids, I think I'm better off waiting for now.

 

[Anubis]

I'm 30 and I"m a Great Uncle 2 times over.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Well, I'm the oldest... So the fact that I haven't had any kids yet means I sure as hell wasn't ready for my kid sister to have a kid. Either way, I'm an Uncle now, can't undo that.

But I will confess that I wish I had a better relationship with my nephew. The little fella's gonna be 1 next month and anytime I'm around him, he cries because he doesn't know who I am. And since his mother and I haven't spoken in years, nor will we anytime soon, I don't see me ever having a relationship with my nephew.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm the youngest!

 

[SpideyVille]

Well, I'm the oldest... So the fact that I haven't had any kids yet means I sure as hell wasn't ready for my kid sister to have a kid. Either way, I'm an Uncle now, can't undo that.

But I will confess that I wish I had a better relationship with my nephew. The little fella's gonna be 1 next month and anytime I'm around him, he cries because he doesn't know who I am. And since his mother and I haven't spoken in years, nor will we anytime soon, I don't see me ever having a relationship with my nephew.

I'm the youngest and it might be because I spend too much time with them, but I really can't stand my brother's kids, even though I secretly wish I could have a better relationship with them. They're older and just too damn spoiled for me to ever be nice to them without them trying to take advantage of anything I do or give them.

My sister's kids, on the other hand, I like a lot better. They're still infants and I never see them since my sister lives in Californina and I live in NY, but when she came around last Christmas, she forced me into taking her son to get a haircut and I actually enjoyed it and felt a real bond with him. He's too attached to my sister though so it's hard to stay with him alone without having him scream for her to come back.

 

[Anubis]

Well, I'm the oldest... So the fact that I haven't had any kids yet means I sure as hell wasn't ready for my kid sister to have a kid. Either way, I'm an Uncle now, can't undo that.

But I will confess that I wish I had a better relationship with my nephew. The little fella's gonna be 1 next month and anytime I'm around him, he cries because he doesn't know who I am. And since his mother and I haven't spoken in years, nor will we anytime soon, I don't see me ever having a relationship with my nephew.

He'll show up at your house when he's 15. He will have been kicked out of his moms house due to bad behavior and you agree to take him in. Things seem to be going well. He's going to school. Making decent grades, then one day you come home from work early because you made the mistake of eating lunch at Taco Hut and find your nephew banging your wife.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that I need to stop denying that I'm not confused about my sexual identity.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I confess I think I'm in love. And it's as cheesy and sweet as a romantic movie. Too bad there's a lot of complications, haha...

 

[Charlie Boy]

He'll show up at your house when he's 15. He will have been kicked out of his moms house due to bad behavior and you agree to take him in. Things seem to be going well. He's going to school. Making decent grades, then one day you come home from work early because you made the mistake of eating lunch at Taco Hut and find your nephew banging your wife.

If any of that **** comes true I'm gonna hunt you down and rip your balls off. I'll be damned if I have a wife who sits at home all day while I'm at work slaving away for the almighty dollar.

 

[Erzengel]

I confess that even though I'm 22, I feel like I haven't "grown up" and am scared that I never will which really bothers me because I really want to move forward in my life.

It's so gradual that you don't even notice.

 

[Hound55]

I'm not racist or anything, but I don't really find Queen Latifah attractive, no homo... No offense...

 

[MadVillainy]

what does that have to do with being racist?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You missed the joke, Blackman.

 

[MadVillainy]

It seems I always do

 

[enterthemadness]

Turn 24 next month...and still never been kissed on lips. Granted, the options I had weren't.....well, yeah. The only time I can re-call being kissed on the cheek by a non family member was just once, this year after my first fetish session...caught me off guard. Maybe I shouldnt be such a emo *****....worse people off than me.

I need to buy more coppenhagen wintergreen pouches...so strong...doesn't last long it seems in mouth...

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Turn 24 next month...and still never been kissed on lips. Granted, the options I had weren't.....well, yeah. The only time I can re-call being kissed on the cheek by a non family member was just once, this year after my first fetish session...caught me off guard. Maybe I shouldnt be such a emo *****....worse people off than me.

I need to buy more coppenhagen wintergreen pouches...so strong...doesn't last long it seems in mouth...

that's probably one of the reasons you're not getting kissed. I can't think of one girl who finds dip anything but gross.