The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[WalkingDeadMike]

I confess that I'm only attracted to unavailable women and it's driving me crazy.

I was thinking about it the other day and I have pushed away literally every girl that's ever wanted to be with me while pining over the ones I could never have. That isn't to say that the ones I'm pining over haven't liked me back, most of them have, they're just unavailable in that they're just here for the summer, or they have plans to move or they're dating someone or have history with a friend, etc. It's extremely frustrating.

Well, there was a funny video here. If you'd like to see it, search youtube for "homies over hoes a pimp named slickback".

 

[WillardNation]

Might wanna remove that video. Thats an infraction for sure.

 

[Anubis]

You can however put a link and warn for language.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

You can however put a link and warn for language.

For real?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Though that video is funny! You don't want to get in trouble!

 

[Anubis]

For real?

Usually works in the less mod frequented sections of the Hype.

Don't know about Community.

I care not. Already favorited.

 

[ComicChick]

For real?

i'd highly recommend you don't

 

[Aesop Rocks]

My mom and I just talked for an hour without killing each other.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I'm still pretty stressed off-hype.

 

[WillardNation]

You should go hit up a rub 'n tug.

 

[Marx]

I don't think I know what that means man.

 

[WillardNation]

You should go to a place that offers massages with happy endings.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I'm watching George W Bush: The 9/11 Interview on National Geographic right now and I still get chills when I see those planes crash into the Trade Center.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

...

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I am totally indecisive about my religious beliefs or lack thereof. I was raised by Christian parents but was never baptized or taken to church or anything, and have never felt strongly religious. I defined myself as an atheist for years, then attended a Free Methodist church for a couple years, then lost interest and went back to wavering between atheist and agnostic, and now I've attended Mass at a Catholic church with my roommate for three Sundays, but have no interest in officially becoming Catholic. For now, if I have to define myself (which I don't really like to do), it's as an agnostic.

I confess it took my 25 years to find out that I was "kidnapped" by my grandmother and her best friend for a day, in which they managed to some how baptize me themselves.... I'm of the Granny faith i suppose?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

You should go hit up a rub 'n tug.

You should go to a place that offers massages with happy endings.

I don't think I know what that means man.

he most likely will be tomorrow....

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that really do hope I can somehow get this TV show off the ground...I think I've finally found something worth fighting for in life.

 

[Immortalfire]

I confess that I'm watching George W Bush: The 9/11 Interview on National Geographic right now and I still get chills when I see those planes crash into the Trade Center.

I confess that I'm going to watch the rerun of that tonight.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I'm going to watch the rerun of that tonight.

I'm not a fan of his in the least (as everyone knows), but this was a great interview. I highly recommend that everyone puts their politics aside and catches a repeat of this.

 

[Scourge2099]

I confess that really do hope I can somehow get this TV show off the ground...I think I've finally found something worth fighting for in life.

That's a problem I have. I could complete most of my goals and it would feel hollow because I have no one to share in the success with.

 

[Anubis]

Buy a turtle. He'll probably outlive you.

 

[Scourge2099]

Bro , you should write an advice column or a book.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"When in doubt, tell her to whip it out!".

 

[Schlosser85]

I confess that I feel like a hamster running in place in a wheel.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere.