The most owningest Own that ever Owned.

rigel7soldiers said:
Because Skrulls especially are succeptible to that sort of thing, and we all know Thor-Kid is a carrier.
It was a joke. :confused:

Some of these things are pretty harsh so I figured I would catch people off guard with this one. Not really meant to offend even though it's offensive (Like many of the other posts here).
 
deadpool exterminations-we kill everything!!!!

wolverine and D-man in a who can smell worst contest!
daredevil in a arcade playing DDR!!!

Professor xavier,emma frost,psylocke,and jean all in a poker tournament in vegas

spider-man,iceman,deadpool,beast,in a corrny joke or pun,contest
 
Even better.... Prodigy (Still powered) in a professional poker tournament in Vegas.
 
Tony Stark in... a jr. High science fair

Peter Parker in... a middle school gymnastics competition

Purple Man in... a debate

Deadpool Vs. Mr. Immortal... fight to the death... not really an owningest own that every owned... but still damn good entertainment.
 
Mr.Fantastic VS a Pornstar!

Wolverine and Ron Jeremy VS a bottle of Nair!








Five words..Highschool Principle Frank Castle.
 
Bullseye,Purpleman,Sabretooth,Starfox,Angel(Warren Worthington III) and Robert Kelly


VS


The Cheerleader from NBC 'Heroes'.









"Save the Cheerleader, save the World."
 
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VS

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Dr. Manhattan, Miracle Man, Tom Strong, Promethea, V, Supreme, and Swamp Thing VS. the Justice League.
 
Mordru (pre-crisis, full power), Stargrave, Starbreaker, Validus, Jim Jaspers vs the New Warriors.
 


Simon: What the bloody hell is this? You all look like a group of rejects from a Doctor Who episode.

Randy: What's with da Dog? Dawg?

Paula: *Staring lovingly at Black Bolt.* You have such an aura about you, I think that you have something special.

Medusa: *Speaking for Black Bolt* My husband would like too sing 'Gone' by N-synch.

Randy: Hey William Hung what you doing here?

Willy Hung: I not hu'mon She bangs!! She bangs!!! fork head guy my uncle.

Simon: Yes..I wish you where gone.

Paula: Simon!! Your such a meany.

Randy: OK dog let's hear it.

Black Bolt: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* The entire building holding the auditions is destroyed *


Simon: Yes well..H'ruk!! *coughs up blood.* I say no. Dreadful just horrid..H'yuk!! *more blood* no.

Paula: Even though my arms are crushed under 2tons of building dedrii if I could I'd clap. Oh god my arms!!!! arrrgh!!!! my tendons are ripping like rubberbands arrgh!!!!!

Simon: Paula I do believe that's H'ruuk!! *more blood* the first time in your career you've ever hit a high note.

Randy:...............I think I'm bleeding to death dog, yep I see a white light dog....our Lord savior Jesus Christ is calling me dog...dog your in dog your going to Hollywoo.......*ugh*...*gasp..*



 
Mr. Immortal Vs. Punisher...
Thats a really good one. Thats a double sized action packed issue I would like to see.

OK
Wolverine: because not even a nuclear bomb can kill him
Hulk: who is unstoppable, unmarkabley strong, heals from anything
Deadpool: Who came back from the dead after regrowing from just his hand.
Mr. Immortal: Because he is immortal.

(what other other characters's powers have been boosted to unstoppable, immortal, levels?)

Versus whoever they want.
 
Thats a really good one. Thats a double sized action packed issue I would like to see.

OK
Wolverine: because not even a nuclear bomb can kill him
Hulk: who is unstoppable, unmarkabley strong, heals from anything
Deadpool: Who came back from the dead after regrowing from just his hand.
Mr. Immortal: Because he is immortal.

what other other characters's powers have been boosted to unstoppable, immortal, levels?

Madcap,who wouldn't even mind the Punisher trying to kill him. Imagine the frustration of trying to kill someone who keeps getting up and won't stop laughing.
 
Punisher: AAAAAHHHHHH!

Craig: GAH! do you have any idea how much that hurts?!

Punisher: Y-you're still alive?

Craig: Yeah... the "I" stands for "Immortal" for a reason.

Punisher: Damn... well... what about explosives?

Craig: Tried it, doesn't work.

Frank: What do you mean "tried it"?

Craig: I have this on-again-off-again thing with suicide

Frank: yeah... well... um... *BLAM*

Craig: I told you that doesn't work.

Frank: Had to give it one more shot *SHLRT!*

Craig: Yeah... cutting my throat doesn't work either.

Frank: How about like... immolation?

Craig: I die slowly... please don't do that

Frank: hmmm... suffocation?

Craig: When I'm cut off from air I just kind of... stop breathing... but I'm still alive.

Frank: Damn... you are a tough one. Poison?

Craig: Tried it, doesn't affect me at all

Frank: Well... I think I'm out of ways to kill you... damn... OH crushing death?

Craig: run over a couple years ago, doesn't work either.

Frank: Well... damn... maybe I should talk to Richards... get that Ultimate Nullifier thing.
 
Punisher: AAAAAHHHHHH!

Craig: GAH! do you have any idea how much that hurts?!

Punisher: Y-you're still alive?

Craig: Yeah... the "I" stands for "Immortal" for a reason.

Punisher: Damn... well... what about explosives?

Craig: Tried it, doesn't work.

Frank: What do you mean "tried it"?

Craig: I have this on-again-off-again thing with suicide

Frank: yeah... well... um... *BLAM*

Craig: I told you that doesn't work.

Frank: Had to give it one more shot *SHLRT!*

Craig: Yeah... cutting my throat doesn't work either.

Frank: How about like... immolation?

Craig: I die slowly... please don't do that

Frank: hmmm... suffocation?

Craig: When I'm cut off from air I just kind of... stop breathing... but I'm still alive.

Frank: Damn... you are a tough one. Poison?

Craig: Tried it, doesn't affect me at all

Frank: Well... I think I'm out of ways to kill you... damn... OH crushing death?

Craig: run over a couple years ago, doesn't work either.

Frank: Well... damn... maybe I should talk to Richards... get that Ultimate Nullifier thing.



Okay, funny and all but he actually dies....then comes back....so it's not like stuff wont kill him...he'll die....then get up. but he does die.
 
Two good ones.


Black Bolt vs a Ship full of Skrulls (Read Illuminati #1 and see what I mean)

Any Mod vs this thread....Please do the right thing
 

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