The most pathetic thing

[Spade]

I think that counts both as pathetic and LOL-worthy.

 

[PLAS]

anytime I read "would of...", specially when the person does not write the verb that follows in the participle form

 

[rdh007]

What would you have them do?

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I' sure Brutal has allot of stories for this thread.

 

[jaguarr]

I keep imagining the girl is Kerri Kenney's character "Wiegel" from Reno 911

Mmm....more like psycho-but-hot-hippie-chick-type-girl-with-some-serious-emotional-and-codependency-issues. Ahhhh, to be 18 again.

jag

 

[DBella]

"Trust me."

 

[amazingfantasy15]

This will be rather lengthly, but it's a good story, and you should read it.

When I was in 8th grade there was this really weird kid in my band class, and because I'm really outgoing, I started ****ing with him. I'd mess with him all the time, and he eventually started hanging around me. Well he put on some makeup one day, or some chick did, I don't remember, but anyway, my good buddy came to see me, who was in 9th grade that the time. He see's this kid and starts laughing, and called him Rodeo. So ever since then the kid's gone by Rodeo.

So we become friends, and he does all this weirdass ****. He'd put these little cups of maranaria sauce on the floors and stomp on them, getting the **** all over lockers and people and then running. He'd run full speed head first into a locker and hit the ground, and start faking a seizure so the teachers flip out. He did pretty much anything ******ed we'd tell him to.

Well then he started dating my at the time girlfriends best friend, so we hung out more. They broke up, my girlfriend and myself broke up, and this kid just kinda disappeared. I'd see him on D2 every now and then, but then Guild Wars came out. Now, I should preface this with the fact that I'd help this kid through all kinds of situations in life, and also that at times, I can be a complete and total dick. Not just kinda a dick, but someone that literally makes you want to commit suicide because they said such evil things.

Anyway, Guild Wars comes out, and we started playing together, with my brother and a few other of my friends. Well my brother, who can attest to all of this, was in a game with me, and Rodeo joined. He did something really stupid, and I called him out on it. Situation died right there. Then someone was telling him something, and he flatout made up some bull**** about how one of the moves did this much dmg so on and so forth, when I knew the actual stats, and I'd call him out on that. That situation died. Then he said something after I got my guy killed by one of the bosses or something, about how I shouldn't ****ing rush in all the time and I snapped.

I literally ripped on this guy for like 20 minutes. First off I went after his whole sitation with how he'd never of gotten laid if it wasn't for me. And that I made him into someone people could like, instead of the weird freaky kid that sits in the corner and talks to himself. How he was a ****ing piece of **** because he dropped out of highschool, after he failed to graduate three times and didnt get his GED.

Right, so then it went into even worse levels, but we'll leave those thigns out (stuff like his bird of 10 years died because he's a terrible human being and is full of evil.). So he's ****ing silent for like 5 minutes. The whole chat was dead silent after that. So my buddy goes "so hey, rodeo, remember that time that mike totally ripped you a new one? it happened like 5 minutes ago so I figured I'd remind you".

The kid lost it, he said, and I quote via an AIM convo I saved;



I told him to kill himself because he's useless in society, and he like, pulled his internet. He totally annex himself from everyone and everything, and literally (according to his grandma) locked himself in his room for like two months, and painted his walls black and basically just sat there in the dark and drew weird ****ing pictures.

Yeah, I totally don't talk to that kid anymore. It just got wayyy to weird.

I think the most pathetic part of this is you ripped into the guy that badly over an argument about a video game.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

3 years ago I started to hang with my now best friend. My now best friend, friend got jealous of us hanging and said: ''why do you hang around with him? His hair sucks''.

1) There was nothing wrong with my hair
2) He had the same hair as Dennis The Menace(black afro), so if anyones hair sucks, it's he's. To this day he has the same hair style.

This guy is a social ******.


I'm glad I got my best friend away from him.

 

[jaguarr]

Dennis The Menace has a black afro?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think the most pathetic part of this is you ripped into the guy that badly over an argument about a video game.

But it's pretty hard to beat -seeing one of your peers as a father figure- and then, even if it is true, explicitly telling him that you see him like that. lol
The whole thing is a bloopy ball of pathetic I suppose.

 

[Logan's Runt]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I assume it must be a one of these Rap hooligans that name themselves after pop culture figures, 'cause even if you injected each eyeball with a quart of liquid acid and put on 3 D glasses, no one could see an afro on Dennis' head.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

UK version of Dennis The Menance.

 

[jaguarr]

UK version of Dennis The Menance.

This guy?

:inaproppriateculturalreference:

jag

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Here you go.

 

[Logan's Runt]

That should be illegal.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

This guy?

:inaproppriateculturalreference:

jag

That's him.

 

[Logan's Runt]

How does he get his mouth to go behind his eyes and nose?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Let's not forget about Where's Wally and Where's Waldo.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

How does he get his mouth to go behind his eyes and nose?

Because he's English

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Learn to DRAW you UK bastards!

 

[Logan's Runt]

He looks like a pedophile.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Learn to DRAW you UK bastards!

Thank God I'm not from the UKt:

 

[jaguarr]

Thank God I'm not from the UKt:

You're not even FROM the UK and you made that ill-advised reference anyway? Go back to obsessing over your Joker makeup.

jag

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

He looks like a pedophile.

I used to collect the comics. Had over 500 issues. They date back to the 70's.

Dennis is one sick pup.
He even has a dog named Knasher.
And Knasher had a son named Kniper(I think)
Dennis also had a pig...called Rasher