The Most Poorly Titled Movies of All Time

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

Almost 30 years of people complaining it wasn't really a "Halloween" film... someone must have screwed up... John Carpenter, looking at you...
 
Darkman III: Die Darkman Die


Seriously, did they mean that as a joke?
 
Darkman III: Die Darkman Die


Seriously, did they mean that as a joke?

I think they did. It was a STV film, and they just needed a title. I always found the name to III to be just flat out corny.
 
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

Almost 30 years of people complaining it wasn't really a "Halloween" film... someone must have screwed up... John Carpenter, looking at you...

It was suppose to jumpstart the anthology Halloween series Carpenter believed in. Did it need the subtitle? No, but they had to seperate it in some way from Michael Myers. But of course, we know how that all turned out. But you can't blame Carpenter for the film itself, Tommy Wallace wrote and directed the film (yes, the guy Tommy and Lindsey were named after in Halloween). But I'm sure Carpenter came up with the name of the film.
 
It was suppose to jumpstart the anthology Halloween series Carpenter believed in. Did it need the subtitle? No, but they had to seperate it in some way from Michael Myers. But of course, we know how that all turned out. But you can't blame Carpenter for the film itself, Tommy Wallace wrote and directed the film (yes, the guy Tommy and Lindsey were named after in Halloween). But I'm sure Carpenter came up with the name of the film.

Was the movie any good? I never bothered to see it.

I still think that the first Halloween is possible the best film of the slasher genre... but most of the sequels were terrible, IMO. Even part 2 was pretty dumb when you consider that no hospital, even in the middle of the night, is ever that dark and deserted.
 
Maybe it's German for The Darkman The.

I love you. Go post in the Simpsons thread.



The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants....:dry:. Maybe I'm biased.


Also, I hate movie titles that are intentionally esoteric, but when spelled out, really don't make a lot of sense. Ones that just sound cool, if anything-- a lot of action films follow this formula.
 
Naked Lunch....

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title :o
 
Naked Lunch....

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title :o

Read the book, if you haven't already. I can assure you that the title is appropriate there.


Never bothered to see the film.
 
Read the book, if you haven't already. I can assure you that the title is appropriate there.


Never bothered to see the film.

It was a Simpsons joke. The boys are coming out of the movie and Nelson comments on the title.
 
The first time I saw the trailer....

Fighting looked like a totally generic run of the mill stupid film about some dude kid who dreams of making it big so he starts fighting...

...

...and then the title appeared:

"Fighting"

and I was amazed at the lack of originality.

I never saw the movie. Zero interest to do so.

It's like calling a comedy "Laughing" or an romantic movie "Loving"...

The new trailer should of just been two guys talking:

"Hey what is that movie Fighting about?"

"It's about fighting."

"Oh? what kind of fighting?"

"I don't know. The Fighting kind of Fighting."

"Sounds good. I like fighting."

"Then you should see... FIGHTING. In theaters this APRIL!"
 
I Know What You Did Last Summer...it's a long title and annoying. Not to mention I Still Know Whay You Did Last Summer.
 
it's because "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" no longer makes sense if the movie takes place years later. It should have been "I Still Know What You Did THAT Summer"
 
The first time I saw the trailer....

Fighting looked like a totally generic run of the mill stupid film about some dude kid who dreams of making it big so he starts fighting...

...

...and then the title appeared:

"Fighting"

and I was amazed at the lack of originality.

I never saw the movie. Zero interest to do so.

It's like calling a comedy "Laughing" or an romantic movie "Loving"...

The new trailer should of just been two guys talking:

"Hey what is that movie Fighting about?"

"It's about fighting."

"Oh? what kind of fighting?"

"I don't know. The Fighting kind of Fighting."

"Sounds good. I like fighting."

"Then you should see... FIGHTING. In theaters this APRIL!"
:lmao: My thoughts exactly.
 
the assassination of jesse james by th.... christ!!! that title was unnecessary!!!
 
it's because "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" no longer makes sense if the movie takes place years later. It should have been "I Still Know What You Did THAT Summer"


It's like Jennifer Love Hewitt made the title herself...pathetic.
 
the assassination of jesse james by th.... christ!!! that title was unnecessary!!!
No it wasn't. :whatever:

It illustrates the popular perception of those events, and it's the title of the book. It's actually a great title.

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?"

That's the actual title. Complete with hyphenation and "!!?"
 
I Know What You Did Last Summer...it's a long title and annoying. Not to mention I Still Know Whay You Did Last Summer.

And let's not forget the third one...

I Will ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Summer.


God, I wish they'd keep pumping out DTV sequels of that series for the titles alone...

Before I Knew What You Did Last Summer (prequel)

I Know What You'll Do Next Summer

I Will Never Forget That I Know What You Did Last Summer

The "I Know What You Did Last Winter" X-Mas Special

Son of I Know What You Did Last Summer

I Will Always Know That I Still Know That You Don't Know That I Know What You Did Five Summers Ago
 

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