The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 61

[Drizzle]

That film is THE definitive take on the book. I don’t care what anybody else says. If people disagree with me, then they’re wrong.

It's true, it is more faithful to the book than the 1971 version. Whether or not it's a better movie is debatable. I feel like if you were to do a "fantasy draft" picking elements from both movies and putting them into one you'd have a perfect adaptation (Gene Wilder's Wonka, Freddie Highmore's Charlie, 1971 Veruca, 1971 parents, 2005 Grandpa Joe because the 1971 version is a monster, etc.)

 

[Pennywise]

 

[Spider-Fan]

That's the response he would give regardless if he was in it or not lol

 

[Kane52630]

That film is THE definitive take on the book. I don’t care what anybody else says. If people disagree with me, then they’re wrong.

 

[Babillygunn]

You can keep your version of Grandpa Joe and his cocaine nail.

 

[Kane52630]

At least that Grandpa Joe was about that life.

 

[Pennywise]

This really sucks, but not surprising!

But release date on Predator: Badlands! Yay!

 

[blueharvest]

This really sucks, but not surprising!

But release date on Predator: Badlands! Yay!

That Blade movie is never going to be made, I'm afraid.

 

[Pennywise]

At least we’re getting MBJ’s/Coogler’s Sinners in March!

 

[Filmfreak]

That Blade movie is never going to be made, I'm afraid.

Worse. It's going to be made after a very long time, be completely underwhelming and everyone is going to wonder why did it take all those years for such a mediocre product and how much worse could the rejected scripts have been.

 

[Pennywise]

 

[Drizzle]

Ah yes, the old studio equivalent of putting your coat on a chair to save your seat at a crowded theater even though you're not planning on coming back until much much later.

 

[Luigi]

This really sucks, but not surprising!

But release date on Predator: Badlands! Yay!

Mahershala

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

This really sucks, but not surprising!

But release date on Predator: Badlands! Yay!

Again, I don’t understand what’s so hard about Disney making a Blade movie in the year of our Lord 2024.

You have a 2 time Oscar Winner in the role: give him some black leather, top notch fight choreography, Dracula, a giant bat and some pithy dialogue worthy of the Daywalker.

But some mofos just want to keep ice skating uphill.


One of those dates better be X-Men.

But it’ll probably be this:

 

[Pennywise]

I feel so bad for Ali!

Should just walk away if Feige/Marvel keep this up!

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Kane52630]

Shout out to the 5 people who made it through Atlanta Season 4 to get this joke.

 

[Pennywise]

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

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That Wesley Snipes voodoo curse on MCU Blade just won’t let up:

 

[Pennywise]

I imagine Ali won’t be for very long or Goth, then again, I said the same thing a year ago.

 

[Gothamsknight]

There will be a Blade legacy sequel with Wesely Snipes returning. I guarantee it.

 

[Babillygunn]

At least that Grandpa Joe was about that life.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Like so.

Have Johnny Blaze (still the coolest name in existence for a fictional character) in it, get Anya Taylor Joy back as a not racist Magik, have Sam Raimi to direct and I'm all in.

 

[Kane52630]

Anya Taylor Joy back as a not racist Magik

Nah I say we double on Magik's racism. Give her that "JBL at the Mexican Border" level heel heat.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Have Johnny Blaze (still the coolest name in existence for a fictional character) in it, get Anya Taylor Joy back as a not racist Magik, have Sam Raimi to direct and I'm all in.

Raimi is probably going to be busy with Doctor Strange 3