The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 61

[Lily Adler]

My uterus just dropped.

 

[Lily Adler]

Yeah it's way better than Saving Mr. Banks.

I wanted to love that movie, but of course Disney revisionism was going to seep its way into the story.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Sony posted on their official YT the first 8 mins of Kraven the Hunter. Yall.....this is what desperation looks like lol!!!

 

[Erzengel]

Kraven's Last Hunt is one of the most popular Spider-Man stories. Very excited to see how it's translated theatrically.

 

[Kane52630]

And yet somehow those 8 minutes are already better than the 3 Venom movies.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

They could put the first two hours of the movie up and it would still make the same impact

 

[kguillou]

The first 8 mins?! LOL! I'll be right there!

 

[Ninjablade]

Sony posted on their official YT the first 8 mins of Kraven the Hunter. Yall.....this is what desperation looks like lol!!!

If they were cool they'd also post the last 8 non-credit minutes of the film for ****s and giggles.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Hot take: I'd much rather watch a nothingburger Kraven movie instead of those awful Venom cash grabs.

A shirtless Aaron Taylor Johnson biting off people's faces is CINEMA.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Hot take: I'd much rather watch a nothingburger Kraven movie instead of those awful Venom cash grabs.

A shirtless Aaron Taylor Johnson biting off people's faces is CINEMA.

Cinema just wasn't ready for Venom

 

[Nardz937]

Kraven comes out like next week I guess, thought it was still like 6 months away. No buzz for it. Need this to be the nail in the coffin for these Sony Spidey-less cash grabs.

 

[Kane52630]

Need this to be the nail in the coffin for these Sony Spidey-less cash grabs.

Not until the Venom movies stop making money.

 

[Nardz937]

Not until the Venom movies stop making money.

Oh yeah I'm sure they'll keep milking Venom. But the rest of Spidey's rogues gallery probably not lol.

 

[Kane52630]

Oh yeah I'm sure they'll keep milking Venom. But the rest of Spidey's rogues gallery probably not lol.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Who do they have left though? Superior Doc Ock and Hobgoblin movies?

Unless they grow some balls and give us the Silver Sable & Black Cat movie we we're denied.

 

[Kane52630]

I think the Silver Sable & Black Cat movie might come back to life.

But we all know what movie they're gonna do next.

 

[kguillou]

A Black Cat or Jessica Drew Spider-Woman movie is the type of stuff Sony SHOULD be making instead of all this nonsense.

 

[Nardz937]

If they can get back near 100 year-old Rosemary Harris for an Aunt May lead spy-thriller it's the only way they'll get my money.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

I think the Silver Sable & Black Cat movie might come back to life.

But we all know what movie they're gonna do next.

Not even gonna hold you, that Hydro-Man episode is probably my favorite Spidey thing ever.

For some reason I have rewatched that episode thousands of times. He literally only went to prom with MJ and kept stalking her!

 

[Sithborg]

We all know who the next great Spidey villain movie is going to be about.

Paul.

 

[blueharvest]

We all know who the next great Spidey villain movie is going to be about.

Paul.

You sure it's not going to be Rek-Rap?

 

[kguillou]

Omg guys i watched the 8 min preview, this looks like my kind of bad B movie. Im sold.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Who do they have left though? Superior Doc Ock and Hobgoblin movies?

Unless they grow some balls and give us the Silver Sable & Black Cat movie we we're denied.

I still have no idea why we haven't gotten Spider-Woman or Spider-Gwen (is she Ghost Spider now? I haven't been following). Maybe I cant do Spider-Man proper, but how about Scarlet Spider! Hes essentially Spider-Man anyway, and you can just....use him as a Spider-Man insert. These are like....easy ones. Black Cat you easily could do a heist movie for. There are certainly better options than Kraven The Hunter in a Spider-Man-less movie and doing a Sinister Six that won't fight Spider-Man. Baffling

 

[Lily Adler]

Zack Snyder can save the Sonyverse.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

I still have no idea why we haven't gotten Spider-Woman or Spider-Gwen (is she Ghost Spider now? I haven't been following). Maybe I cant do Spider-Man proper, but how about Scarlet Spider! Hes essentially Spider-Man anyway, and you can just....use him as a Spider-Man insert. These are like....easy ones. Black Cat you easily could do a heist movie for. There are certainly better options than Kraven The Hunter in a Spider-Man-less movie and doing a Sinister Six that won't fight Spider-Man. Baffling

All Amy Pascal or whoever at Sony has to do is agree to pay the rest of my student loans, and I would give them the best Scarlet Spider movie, best Kaine movie or the best Stunner movie that their asses would ever get.

They need to call me.