Perhaps the greatest “What If” for me in the MCU is still The First Avenger (only the Marvels comes close). A moive that for about an hour is a fine throwback to the adventure flicks of my father’s youth, invoking all I love about Indy and the Rocketeer. Then the montage starts, signaling the cinematic universe’s slavish devotion to the next product as opposed to the story you’re suppose to be experiencing in that moment. The last half of TFA isn’t terrible. It has some real class moments, but the film it could’ve been will always be lost.
The Fantastic Four skips the pretense and starts with montage. Starving it's rather strong cast of material. It too has it’s moments. The Interstellar rip off is a really fun sequence. It even implies some interesting questions, like is Reed a statistic based psychopath, how ruthless is Sue, is Johnny the least attractive hot guy in a movie since Poldark Hobbit hit on the anti-vax elf? But none of the questions are ever actually asked, much less explored. It’s a movie barreling forward with implications of characters, story, and whismy in a shiny package echoing much better movies. Ben’s usual arc is completely disregard making him no more then a passanger. Same for Johnny. Same for the Surfer. Same for planet Earth. I don’t think anything emphasizes this more then the title reveal at the beginning of the film being a blink or you miss it moment.
I’m not the biggest Galactus guy, but after 20 years of hearing about how dirty Fox did him I have to ask, is this what I was missing out on? A sort of big, but not all that big, guy, who just walks around kaiju style like the worst of the Doctor Who finales? That’s cosmic horror? That’s one of the greatest villains of all time?
Superman annoys me on a cellular level. F4? It doesn’t even bother. Superman is more of a movie then F4, but both are products whose #1 job is sell you what’s next. It’s so ironic that it was the sixth sequel in a franchise that has exactly one good movie that felt focused on that task at hand. God, The Batman Part II feels so far away right now.
**1/2