The Never Ending story

[Anguissette1979]

With his new odin-nical powers...

 

[The BatDude]

he stalked Pam Anderson forever

 

[Jennifer Walters]

until she sicked Tommy Lee on....

 

[Anguissette1979]

him and he bit off

 

[Jennifer Walters]

his picklelized ears

 

[Anguissette1979]

and dove for Pam whilst...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

firing at Sonic the Hedgehog...

 

[Anguissette1979]

who was macking in on...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Carmen Electra who had brought along her close friend...

 

[Anguissette1979]

who liked Tails with two...

5 words, dude! 5 words!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

(I know....it's hard...and you get carried away)

who liked Knuckles who liked...

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Meatloaf, who was eaten by...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Jaws, who was in a..

 

[Anguissette1979]

jealous rage over pilot fish

 

[The BatDude]

but they blew up cause....

 

[Jennifer Walters]

which sank because the...

 

[Griffin]

shark thought it would be

 

[The BatDude]

a huge underwater toilet

 

[Griffin]

so he pooped all over the

 

[The BatDude]

while pooping he play Battle****s

 

[passerby]

lost to a 5 year-old

 

[The BatDude]

the shark yelled "you sank my Battle****"

 

[Silverstein]

The End.

You know the rules said you can't "kill" the story and then gave an example of the story being killed. It never said you couldn't end it. Even despite the title.

O RLY?!

 

[Griffin]

you have to spoil it didnt you

 

[Griffin]

start again