"This is a song of great social and political import. It goes like this...
Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me, a Mercedes-Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
I worked hard all my lifetime no help from my friends
So Lord, won'tcha buy me, a Mercedes-Benz
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me, a color TV
Dialin' for Dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until three
So oh Lord won'tcha buy me, a color TV
Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me, a night on the town
I'm countin' on you Lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me, a night on the town
EVERYBODY!
Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me a Mercedes-Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
I worked hard all my lifetime no help from my friends
So Lord, won'tcha buy me, a Mercedes-Benz
That's it! Hehehehehehehe!!!"