The New Figs you bought thread....

[spideyboy_1111]

You're macho if you've done the following in the last year:

1. Cut a tree down with a chainsaw
2. Cut a tree down with an axe
3. Got a serious burn from working (not playing, WORKING) with hot, flammable, molting, or burning objects
4. Worked out more than 4 days a week
5. Spent a whole day doing yard work (not just mowing, but digging, weeding, moving stuff, etc)
6. did plumbing work
7. Hit a homerun in baseball or softball
8. Bled profusely from doing anything from above
9. Done a backflip
10. Dressed up as superman for little kids


I'm 10 for 10.

those are very stereotypical macho things except for the backflip....

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Since I'm Ash, I handle a chainsaw quite often to dismember those freakin' Deadites.

 

[Cyclops]

I got Classic Voyager Optimus Prime and Classic Deluxe Starscream, who I have to reccomend a pass on. Prime rocks all kinds of awesomeness, but Starscream is just weak.

 

[Roughneck]

I think you'll be let in on it after we work out a few details. It may be a whole HYPE wide thing. Then again, it may be just for the Trinity of Macho.

Actualy I was thinking of something else...But Spideyboy might be let in sooner.

 

[Saint553]

Ash is macho. he is Macho. His ear wax is macho. His farts sound faintly like the sound "macho".

And backflips are macho. How many sissy little boys do you see doing a backflip? Especially when they're 6'1", 225 pounds? That's a lot to back flip.

Stereotypical? I think not. That's my macho life! I've got scars and scabs year round. I'm so damn macho, I walk into Abercrombie and Fitch and the women grow facial hair.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

thats cuz im an artsy/and a poser

 

[Roughneck]

1. Cut a tree down with a chainsaw
2. Cut a tree down with an axe
3. Got a serious burn from working (not playing, WORKING) with hot, flammable, molting, or burning objects
4. Worked out more than 4 days a week
5. Spent a whole day doing yard work (not just mowing, but digging, weeding, moving stuff, etc)
6. did plumbing work
7. Hit a homerun in baseball or softball
8. Bled profusely from doing anything from above
9. Done a backflip
10. Dressed up as superman for little kids


5....Stupid no Major Injuries this year.

 

[Roughneck]

and i think hes the only male to have it in comic history

Quentein Qeure.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

How many sissy little boys do you see doing a backflip? Especially when they're 6'1", 225 pounds? That's a lot to back flip.

.... never watched gymnastics, cheerleading or back ground dancers for a pop singer have you? lol

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

So...what have I missed??

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Quentein Qeure.

Quire.. and did he actually get it though? didnt think he actually got it just almost did

 

[Saint553]

.... never watched gymnastics, cheerleading or back ground dancers for a pop singer have you? lol

Are you saying male cheerleaders aren't macho??

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Ash is macho. he is Macho. His ear wax is macho. His farts sound faintly like the sound "macho".

I wouldn't say so, kid.

 

[Guy Gardner]

Hey....I'm in Rough's sig.


Awesome. Just awesome

 

[Roughneck]

I painted my hallway...now that's Macho

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Are you saying male cheerleaders aren't macho??

depends... upon the meaning of macho... and if there whearing gucci vs american eagle..

 

[Roughneck]

Quire.. and did he actually get it though? didnt think he actually got it just almost did

In that room thingie when Jean Dies he was there with a bunch of other folks he was a white phoenix.

 

[Saint553]

Macho is having sex with a girl and striking this pose and gesturing to yourself repeatedly:

 

[Guy Gardner]

Are you saying male cheerleaders aren't macho??

*cough* Spirit Squad *cough*

 

[Saint553]

depends... upon the meaning of macho... and if there whearing gucci vs american eagle..

Both are equally sissy.


Male cheerleaders are macho.

 

[Roughneck]

Dam...Once FTB shows up, everyone does.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I painted my hallway...now that's Macho

indeed

 

[Guy Gardner]

He's the fun police

 

[Saint553]

*cough* Spirit Squad *cough*

Painfully poor stereotype. But they are damn good athletes.

This is what a real male cheerleader is like:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=402997865775386050&q=Illinois+State+Cheerleading&hl=en

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Macho is having sex with a girl and striking this pose and gesturing to yourself repeatedly:

.... no thats called a meathead