The New X-Force

[PhotoJones]

Instead we just call them "gay."

 

[Xofenroht]

Wow, don't you guys come off as stiff...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I really don't know any other way to interpret musclebound men pressing their banana-hammocked johnsons into the back of other men's heads while giggling. Maybe that's a personal failing on my part or something.

 

[Xofenroht]

Hmmm, sounds like you have some sexual hang ups there, because it looks to me like Hank is trying to push Warren off of Bobby's shoulders and that the game is so fun (which it really is) that they are laughing.

 

[PhotoJones]

Um...it looks pretty homoerotic to me.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I guess Xof is just incredibly secure in his sexuality. More so than we are in ours, obviously. Like, enough to have sex with a man and still consider himself not gay. That's some serious... um... conviction.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I can't imagine having another man's cash and prizes pressed up against the back of my head like that. It'd be a little better if they had swimming trunks on, but those speedos are killer.

 

[PhotoJones]

I'm still not convinced that Hank is wearing a speedo at all.

 

[Xofenroht]

I see the black line of the speedo. And yeah, I'm secure enough to know that I'd have to be sexually attracted to someone in order to have sex with them and since I'm not sexually attracted to males, I wouldn't have sex with them, thus making me heterosexual.

And really, if you guys see the pic as homoerotic, that's completely fine. It just shows where your minds are at

 

[moraldeficiency]

I see the black line of the speedo. And yeah, I'm secure enough to know that I'd have to be sexually attracted to someone in order to have sex with them and since I'm not sexually attracted to males, I wouldn't have sex with them, thus making me heterosexual.

And really, if you guys see the pic as homoerotic, that's completely fine. It just shows where your minds are at

I think you'd say that about gay porn too. No straight man plays chicken fight with another guy as his partner, two chicks sure, but come on.

(you went to an all boys high school didn't you?)

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, to be fair, if you start watching gay porn expecting to find scantily clad men in sexually suggestive positions, I bet your dirty mind would probably twist perfectly innocuous images like musclebound male bodies in speedos with their penises resting gently behind other men's heads around to magically look like scantily clad men in sexually suggestive positions. It's all about your own preconceived notions, man. Maybe if you were a little more mature, you would realize that those men are simply in speedos because that's what the dress code at their super-masculine, totally not gay monster truck rally was that night.

 

[PhotoJones]

This thread died long ago.

 

[Xofenroht]

No, actually I went to a Detroit Public School. Completely opposite from an all boys highschool, not to mention an amazing ratio of pregnant girls to fertile boys.
Now, Corp, you're right, but I'd have to watch gay porn and even though I watch gay porn, it never has any men in it.
And really, if their heads were turned around, I'd totally agree with you. But they aren't, so it's just like having the back of someone's head ramming into your crouch which hurts more than it turns you on.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So you'd be absolutely comfortable with a man's penis pressed tightly against the back of your head, with nothing but a thin strip of spandex separating his sweaty manhood from your hair?

Also, "completely opposite from an all boys high school" would be an all girls high school. So you've essentially just said you went to an all girls high school. With pregnant girls and fertile boys whom I can only guess are lechers from some neighboring school or vagrants who've taken to the hobo lifestyle early.

 

[PhotoJones]

Poor Xof.

 

[Xofenroht]

So you'd be absolutely comfortable with a man's penis pressed tightly against the back of your head, with nothing but a thin strip of spandex separating his sweaty manhood from your hair?

Also, "completely opposite from an all boys high school" would be an all girls high school. So you've essentially just said you went to an all girls high school. With pregnant girls and fertile boys whom I can only guess are lechers from some neighboring school or vagrants who've taken to the hobo lifestyle early.

It means what it means in the context that I said it in. A unisexual high school opposes a mono-sexual high school. Thus, my old high school remains a complete opposite.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, no, it's really not, primarily because you can't have "a complete opposite." But that's a whole grammatical argument I really don't feel like having, so I'll just agree to disagree.

 

[Xofenroht]

Lets just change the subject. I'm tired of talking about gay men. Lets talk about something hotter, like Psylocke.

 

[PhotoJones]

Scott used to think about Psylocke when he was alone and bored.

 

[Xofenroht]

That man has a telepath fetish.

 

[PhotoJones]

He probably just likes hot chicks.

 

[Xofenroht]

Yeah and people with toe fetishes probably prefer hot chicks too. That doesn't mean they don't have a fetish.

 

[PhotoJones]

Is liking hot chicks a fetish?

 

[Xofenroht]

I dunno.

Yeah, I think so. I mean, I guess it's a fetish if you ONLY like hot chicks.

It doesn't seem like too crazy of a fetish to have, unless you're a dick about it (no pun intended.)

 

[PhotoJones]

Well, I mean, I only find chicks attractive if I find them attractive, you know? I don't really have a "type."