The New X-Force

[TheCorpulent1]

What is that asterisk, an editor's note? We don't do editor's notes anymore, dummy! What, did you miss the note from the editor about that?

 

[Xofenroht]

Age is just a number, Corp. It's where you are up here* that counts.

*I pointed to my head.

See guys,

I told you he was a dick head.

 

[Sinister-DNA]

I will pick up a copy of the new X-Force book because I read that the group was assembled to be a brutal team that don't care what has to be done in order to complete the mission.(of course I also am going to buy the books because Wolverine is in it).

 

[PhotoJones]

I'm sure that's the exact same reason a lot of people are going to be buying the book.

 

[Darthphere]

Wolverine!!!111!1

 

[PhotoJones]

"Wolverine is probably the single greatest character created since 1965."

 

[Xofenroht]

I'm still not sure if I want anything to do with the New X-Force. I've never been much of an X-Force fan and that's regardless of their different incarnations.

 

[PhotoJones]

X-Force is just a name, dude.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, a sucky name. Be strong, Xof! Don't let these posers who care about nonsense like stories and characters influence you.

 

[PhotoJones]

If the cover isn't drawn my Micheal Turner, I don't buy it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Turner sucks, dude. Liefeld 4 eva!

 

[PhotoJones]

I hope you burn.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hell's got cooler people anyway.

 

[PhotoJones]

True. But Heaven has rivers of milk and honey, or something.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I was never crazy about honey, and I can go without milk.

 

[Xofenroht]

It's not the title that bothers me. I've just never been able to stick with an X-Force title. I liked Cannonball and Shatterstar the most, but I guess my tastes are geared more towards X-Men. I tried out a number of titles before I decided to create a pull list, the ones that really made an impression on me are the ones I still read or seek back issues for.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, this is more of an "X-Men" team, what with Wolverine on the roster.

 

[BrianWilly]

What the poo-chomping dick is up with Wolverine btchslapping Scott like that??

If this were Whedon's Cyclops, the Canadian midget would be a smoking crater on the moon right now.

Pfah.

Oh and re: gaiety, the first thing I thought was that Warren can't be very comfortable wrapping his inner thighs around a huge chunk of ice like that.

Unlikes he likes it.

 

[PhotoJones]

Warren needs a romantic interest in his life.

 

[BrianWilly]

Didn't he bang Sally Floyd?

 

[PhotoJones]

Did he? God, that's a couple steps down for him.

 

[BrianWilly]

Well, it was back in the day when she was least a tiny bit of a three-dimensional character instead of the online in-joke that she would become.

 

[PhotoJones]

1) What is that from?

2) Who's PB account is that?

 

[cerealkiller182]

1) What is that from?

2) Who's PB account is that?

one of the Generation M issues

 

[BrianWilly]

1) Decimated: Frontline? Nah, it was the Generation M miniseries.

2) Someone from scans_daily. Why, what, did I just commit PB crime or something?