The Offical Hype Rap Songs

[musclesforsupes]

-Throw em Up!
-Throw em Up!
-Yeaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
-Its the hype, you know where its at!
-Watch out for all the mods gap!
-You got all different kind of threads
-From Superman To Batman To TGIF
-You got all kinds of hypers too
-From Wilhelm, To Mee, To old Prognasticator
-So dont forget to watch out for musclesforsupes or he might eat you!
-Throw em up!
-Throw em up!
-oooohhhhh ohhh yeah
-What does Mr. Belevdare, Napkins, and oreos do?
-heck I dont know what about return to oz?
-Falcor has zits, berman hates this
-So watch out for the next rumor of all the superman sequels!
-THROW EM UP!
-I SAID THROW EM UP!!
-PEACE OUT!

 

[nosebleed.]

*fresh prince handshake* *hi-hat*

 

[Fran]

Word, son.

 

[POWdER-man]

awwww...I miss Fresh Prince of Belair.....

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

-Falcor has zits, berman hates this

lolhaha

 

[musclesforsupes]

you guys can add on to it if you like.

 

[Sam Fisher]

"because rap sucks..."

 

[Untilteld]

*In the tune of Signs (Justin Timberlake, Snoop Dogg) *

-I'm not sure what I see, moderators don't **** wit me!
-Are you telling me the site is down?
-I logged on just tonight, noticing an error page!
-Are you telling me the site is down?



someone continue on this, lol

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you guys can add on to it if you like.

I'm working on a "Moss Man would bust a nut/ That D.J. Tanner ****" rhyme. I'll let you know if I work it out.

 

[musclesforsupes]

give me stephanie! what ever happen to pridicpilitsilcone? The implants, the cheap surgery, that meth chick in san fran!!! Wish your old familar 80s stars were just around the binnnn! Everywhere you barf every you barffff!

 

[Immortalfire]

This is beautiful.

 

[musclesforsupes]

kind a brings a tear to your eyes dont it

 

[Immortalfire]

No, because I use the ointment.

 

[musclesforsupes]

dont use that its queen marlena's you know where she got that right.

 

[Darthphere]

It's missing a Shazam or two.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This is my 41 thousand eight hundred and twenty-seventh POST!
I school Hype suckas from coast to coast
I admit I succumbed to the Hype's seduction
Like dinner, posting here is always a production
I post on the Hype but
I don't do Skype
'Cause I'm not the "chit-chat in real life" type
So, Randor this
and Falcor that
My rhymes are smooth like The Man Of Bat
If you post on the Hype, You can't say "f*****"
But posting here is neat like Bob Saget
Yo "A" "R" "F" "O" Bay-By
So Arfo drives me cray-Zee
*Fat Beats*

Okay, we out....I wanna throw a shout out to the Eternia Crew, my predictibility/postman peeps in San Fran, Urkel, The Burger King, Urkel again, and Balki and what-not, all praise Randor, Peace.

 

[DV8]

-Throw em Up!
-Throw em Up!
-Yeaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
-Its the hype, you know where its at!
-Watch out for all the mods gap!
-You got all different kind of threads
-From Superman To Batman To TGIF
-You got all kinds of hypers too
-From Wilhelm, To Mee, To old Prognasticator
-So dont forget to watch out for musclesforsupes or he might eat you!
-Throw em up!
-Throw em up!
-oooohhhhh ohhh yeah
-What does Mr. Belevdare, Napkins, and oreos do?
-heck I dont know what about return to oz?
-Falcor has zits, berman hates this
-So watch out for the next rumor of all the superman sequels!
-THROW EM UP!
-I SAID THROW EM UP!!
-PEACE OUT!

that was the whitest, non-ryhmenest shyt I've ever read

 

[POWdER-man]

I was going to do one to the tune of "I Like Big Butts"......but I don't want to...

 

[Angry Sentinel]

This is my 41 thousand eight hundred and twenty-seventh POST!
I school Hype suckas from coast to coast
I admit I succumbed to the Hype's seduction
Like dinner, posting here is always a production
I post on the Hype but
I don't do Skype
'Cause I'm not the "chit-chat in real life" type
So, Randor this
and Falcor that
My rhymes are smooth like The Man Of Bat
If you post on the Hype, You can't say "f*****"
But posting here is neat like Bob Saget
Yo "A" "R" "F" "O" Bay-By
So Arfo drives me cray-Zee
*Fat Beats*

Okay, we out....I wanna throw a shout out to the Eternia Crew, my predictibility/postman peeps in San Fran, Urkel, The Burger King, Urkel again, and Balki and what-not, all praise Randor, Peace.

Anybody who can throw a shout out to Urkel, twice, is the DA MAN!!

 

[DV8]

Yo!
uhhhhhh!
yeah!
uhhhhhhh!
yo!
yeah!
uhhhhhhh!

one more uhhhhhh!, yeah---yo!

My name is the muthafuackin DV8
and some shyt that I really do appreciate
is the Hype--ya know I post like e'ry day
cept for the weekend, that's when beeyitches get sprayed

wit' my man-juice!
oh shyt I'm bout to get loose
like KD's Vicky after she hits that Grey Goose
c'mere, girl I wanna show you somethin . . .
and after that me and her were humpin . . .

but not dry . . . you know I got Vicky all wet
we fuacked all night then smoked some wacky cigarettes

now it's off hooters I got some hoes there too
I'm hungry for chicken wings and Carmen stew
we snapped a pic; left to the nearest seven-eleven
and much to my dismay encountered Ghostrider87

he started crying . . . saying I was hatin'
I was like--"beeyitch, naw; I'm simply DV8'in'"
I got no love fo' hoes but you be *********in
to Hal Jordan and Sofia Vergarra
and now it's time for me & Carmen to jump in my carrrrrrrra!

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Anybody who can throw a shout out to Urkel, twice, is the DA MAN!!

I'm going to smoke some white weed, I get more ass then a toilet seat..

 

[nosebleed.]

I'm bringing smexy back
YEAH
The moderators don't know how to act
YEAH
They say that tact is one of the things I lack
YEAH
Close, ban, delete spiderfreddie picks up the slack
JAG

Take em’ to the bridge

 

[Mee]

"Solid."

 

[DV8]

I'm bringing smexy back
YEAH
The moderators don't know how to act
YEAH
They say that tact is one of the things I lack
YEAH
Close, ban, delete spiderfreddie picks up the slack
JAG

Take em’ to the bridge

*Zeppelin sample* t-t-t-ake 'em to the bridge . . . t-take 'em . . . t-t-take 'em . . . t-t-t-take 'em to the bridge-ricka-bridge

 

[musclesforsupes]

There's a rare tradition this day and age.
About posting about napkin that fell
A loving condition about balkiiii
Some people say its harder to orkooooo
Well there most be something in these forums
Real life morg like anything!!!


Damm I suck at making a rap song based on the family matters theme song