The Offical Hype Rap Songs

[PalmerTheThing]

There's a rare tradition this day and age.
About posting about napkin that fell
A loving condition about balkiiii
Some people say its harder to orkooooo
Well there most be something in these forums
Real life morg like anything!!!


Damm I suck at making a rap song based on the family matters theme song

Agreed, I wish we could swear.

 

[Mee]

Chillin on da Hype with all ma dawgs
BRUTAL, Erzengel, and then there's Maude

Been banned more times than I can count
I'm a rebel, son! You best watch out!

Mirko pops in and says to behave
I say "hey man, go get back in your cave! "

Hangin in the Bat-boards is the illest
Prep time is what I'm talkin bout Willis!

Woooooooo-UHT?!

Supah hero hype dot com son, repreZENT!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Mirko pops in and says to behave
I say "hey man, go get back in your cave! "

chuckle

 

[musclesforsupes]

I think the neverending story should be used as the basis for the hype theme song

 

[DV8]

^you just killed this thread, muscles . . . like so many drive-by's that effect the rap community . . .

 

[nosebleed.]

I'LL BRING IT BACK!


All right STOP!
Clean your plate and listen
Muscles is back until mod intervention
Someone, watches this thread real tightly
Waiting for food posts daily and nightly
Will Wilhelm ever post a pic? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and he'll glow
To the extreme, Shadowboxing rocks his abs like a vandal
If you think Fran's a girl he/she will burn you like a candle.

JAG JAG Baby!
This thread is JAG JAG Baby!
This thread is JAG JAG Baby!
This thread is JAG JAG Baby!

word to your moderator

 

[DV8]

^dude . . . I stopped, you collaborated and I listened . . . then I LMFAO'd

 

[musclesforsupes]

Word to ya mother

 

[DV8]

To 2Pac's "How do you want it"

I love the way you aggravate your boss and post yo' @$$ off
got a hypester laughing so hard I'm bout to spazz out!

I wanna LOL! and I can't even lie about it
homey just alleviate your nose let the blood run out

catch you in this thread, yo it's got me feenin
fo' more posts of hookers dead I can't believe it

did terry78 make this thread?
he couldn't have because there's no new story about someone who is dead . . .

PEACE!

 

[musclesforsupes]

Britney's Baby One More time (hype style)


-Oh hypey hypey
-Oh hypey hypey
-Tell me how im suppost to post now
-Tell me morgy what I've done!
-My current thread is killing me!
-But I still make more
-Still Make more
-Post me baby one more time!

 

[nosebleed.]

Oh, you wanna battle huh? Well I'd bring it...but its already broughten!!

*to the tune of Daft Punk's Around The World

I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE! I never sleep, I'm on the HYYPE!

WHAT!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

^dude . . . I stopped, you collaborated and I listened . . . then I LMFAO'd

Hahaha, and now th^t was funny.



Also, you left out the greatest 2Pac moment of all time, I think.
"Your body is bangin baby I love it when you flaunt it
Time to give it to daddy shooga now tell me how you want it"

*obviously you'd have to re-write extensively...exTENSIVELY.

 

[musclesforsupes]

bones movie


nuff said

 

[DV8]

Hahaha, and now th^t was funny.



Also, you left out the greatest 2Pac moment of all time, I think.
"Your body is bangin baby I love it when you flaunt it
Time to give it to daddy shooga now tell me how you want it"

*obviously you'd have to re-write extensively...exTENSIVELY.

LOL! yeah . . . that is the best part of the whole song, but my ryhmes began to weaken, becuase muscles started tweekin w/ some neverending weekend or story . . . my homey

"this hype shyt is bangin baby I love the way my postcounted
time to post on this thread again, hypsters is this how you want it?"

hoooooow do you post it?
hoooooow does it feel?
comin up as a hypester in the thread game
livin in the drive thru lane, this is how muscles liiiiiikes to deal

 

[Immortalfire]

Yo, my name is fire
I got da desire
To rock yo world
And send you round it.

I like da Dawgs, Falcons Thrashers and Spurs.
Other teams too, when it occurs.
I ain't dat cool, and I don't got hoes
When bed time calls, to sleepy I goes. Yo!

 

[chamber-music]

Ah Yeah!

 

[nosebleed.]

Yo, my name is fire
I got da desire
To rock yo world
And send you round it.

I like da Dawgs, Falcons Thrashers and Spurs.
Other teams too, when it occurs.
I ain't dat cool, and I don't got hoes
When bed time calls, to sleepy I goes. Yo!

Bunny Rabbits say, "Yo, dats wack yo!"

 

[DV8]

To Rage Against the Machine's "Bulls on Parade"

HYPE WIT IT NOW!!!
HYPE WIT IT NOW!!!

this key-board ex-plodes
shattering these posts
either drop the words like de la soul
or get the ***** off this thread you chode

wit my posts hot
sure to bring my postcount up
flaunt don't get sloppy yo; post or shut the fuack up!

 

[musclesforsupes]

Now that im hyping more than ever
I wont need no posting
made a post, im posting till the end
brella, ella, ella?

 

[Warhammer]

Ain't no thang but a chicken wing,
Like a big butt layin' on yo lap,
Hey yo, it's Warhammer
Asian and Black