I liked Batman Returns when it was first out but as I've gotten older I've noticed so many things about it that are... suspect.
How did the Penguin get the plans to the Batmobile? What the hell was the deal with that Penguin army? I'm sorry, that was ridiculous. The "Bat-missle" bugged me, too.
I loved the ski-boat, though, and Michelle Pfieffer was terriffic as Catwoman. Although the thing about having "nine lives" was kind of awful. And where did she get all her badassitude from after falling off a roof? I can understand that it would change her personality, but where'd she get all those SKILLS? It takes more than self-confidence to be able to flip around like the "nimble little minx" that she is.
She was great, though. Really really great. She was the definition of sexy, I think. I think in the dictionary it says, "
sex-y, (secks-ee),
adj,
1.Michelle Pfieffer in 'Batman Returns', (1992)."
As well it should.
As always Keaton gave a great performance, but had precious little to do. I think a movie about Bruce and Selena (and their alter egos) alone would have been a great movie. It didn't really need Pengy or Walken in it, and I think the presence of so many major characters, while making for interesting interactions, really didn't give any of the characters the time they deserved onscreen.
And I really do wish that Billy Dee Williams had been on hand. I missed Harvey Dent in BR, and Billy Dee would have been a MUCH better Two-Face than Tommy Lee Jones in BF. Hands down.
Anyway, I have to put "Batman Returns" farther down the list than most of you do. I like it, but I don't think it's great by a long shot. It's only better than "Forever" because it takes itself seriously where Forever didn't. "Returns" is more fun than BATMAN '89, but B'89 is much, MUCH better than Returns, if only because B'89 at least makes sense.