The OFFICIAL: Describe how you think the HYPSTER above you looks thread!

[Tsunulia]

I'm wearing my pajama pants still. And I don't even know what tapered jeans are, wtf.

Nobody wears Dungarees anymore............

 

[Socrates]

I sometimes wear Levi's.

 

[PhotoJones]

yeah...levi's tapered.

 

[Socrates]

What the **** are tapered jeans anyway?

 

[PhotoJones]

What the **** are tapered jeans anyway?

for a guy who calls himself "socrates", i'd think you'd be able to figure this out.

 

[Socrates]

Well, I certainly don't wear them.

 

[PhotoJones]

yes you do.

 

[Socrates]

Good luck proving that.

 

[PhotoJones]

well, as the fat photographer, i've got pictures.

 

[FunBobPants]

roadkill. with a side of lemon creme pie

 

[rdh007]

Yellow and porous.

 

[Flexo]

Yellow and porous.

As Bill Cosby might say, "A wibble wobble bobble, slippery slidey son of a hamster. Jell-O."

 

[BRUTAL]

Cylindrical, shiny, metallic but with a stylish soul-patch

 

[Master Chief]

You look brutal. Hahahah, no pun intended.

 

[BRUTAL]

You look like Warwick Davis in a greenish-grey futuristic suit of armor with a gold visor

 

[Dr.Doom]

covered in blood

 

[Flexo]

A dirty man, covered in banana peels and apple cores.

 

[Dr.Doom]

I call it Derelict

 

[BRUTAL]

Derelict your b*lls?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

fatty, pimples and braces.

 

[BRUTAL]

looking at his yearbook photo

 

[LarryLegend]

Like Kevin Smith

 

[BRUTAL]

(close, but minus about 60 lbs and add about a foot or so)

Like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys

 

[LarryLegend]

(close, but minus about 60 lbs and add about a foot or so)

Like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys

How did you know? Are you the guy in the trenchcoat across the street.

 

[BRUTAL]

No...









but he works for me... and he tells me to tell you not to pick your nose and eat it... at least not without putting it on a Ritz or something