The OFFICIAL FINAL CRISIS THREAD

If you don't mind my saying, it doesn't seem like you're trying to explain anything when you respond to those posts about FC, or if you are, you're casting yourself in the role of a connoisseur who knows best, forced to educate some small-minded idiot about things they couldn't possibly hope to understand. And I know you're aware of this tendency in yourself on at least some level, given the fact that you've given yourself the title "arrogant elitist."
Yeah, I'm an arrogant elitist. I despise anti-intellectualism and the celebration of the stupid. I consider Larry the Cable Guy and all his fans to be wrecking America. I consider most Republicans to be ignorant of well-documented truths. Yeah, I'm an arrogant elitist. I believe that you have to be arrogant to be right or to be good at anything. I believe that elitism, if you break down the word, just means you like things that are good enough to be liked, and you want everything to be as good as the things you like, which I don't think is a bad worldview at all.

But I'm not impossible to convince. I am, after all, a reader of more than just Batman, Green Lantern, and Star Wars comics, and that's because I let people convince me.
 
Well, I believe that that worldview tends to make you take yourself way too seriously sometimes. Learn to lighten up and let things go. Otherwise, you're just going to keep finding yourself in these arguments that turn personal because you're always inserting either explicit or implicit remarks about other people's (lack of) intelligence into what you would consider good, clean debating technique. Everyone's guilty of it to some extent because we all fancy ourselves experts on our particular passions and believe our opinions are ultimately right, but you and a handful of others tend to take it way too far. Sometimes you've just gotta agree to disagree.
 
Jake told me that he read somewhere that the whole ice tray thing was a commentary on Gail Simone's WIR *****ing. Lois willingly went in, and came out. lol
 
Jake told me that he read somewhere that the whole ice tray thing was a commentary on Gail Simone's WIR *****ing. Lois willingly went in, and came out. lol
Interesting. Where did he see that?
 
I think that may be stretching it a tiny bit as commentary. Maybe it counts as an in-joke.
 
Jake told me that he read somewhere that the whole ice tray thing was a commentary on Gail Simone's WIR *****ing. Lois willingly went in, and came out. lol

That's pretty brilliant. Who's this Jake fella?
 
I think that may be stretching it a tiny bit as commentary. Maybe it counts as an in-joke.
I wouldn't think it would be commentary, seeing as how Grant Morrison agrees with Gail Simone's WiR theory.

But, and this is one of the reasons I've been insisting on calling FC art, there are so many ways to interpret FC, and they're all equally valid.
 
OK then here we go....Round 2....DING!!! LMAO

Think more carefully about those confrontations. Superman took down Mandrakk with the aid of, was it 50 other Supermen? (Including Majestros, a not-crazy version, so cool to see my boy back in a fight that matters!) He took down Darkseid with the life equation, which is basically a Darkseid-killing weapon. It's not like he just punched them out.

Ok but here's something to ponder for you...Superman does'nt get a lot of screen time with the exception of FC 7 yet if my assumptions are correct...he defeats Mandrakk and saves limbo word, saves Lois then gets whisked off to the future to save that with the help of the Lo3W and then comes back to save all of reality...wouldnt you consider that an awful lot to do for one charecter in a major event in which only the last takes place in the actual book?

There is a very specific reason that Batman survives the Omega Sanction. The most important reason is that [blackout]it isn't actually lethal. It sends you into a neverending cycle of painful lives, deaths, and rebirths. But Batman seems to have escaped, much as Mister Miracle is, which is a symbolic event championing the triumph of the human spirit. Also, as Brian pointed out, Batman's body was shot into a void filled with the lifeblood of stories, and that's where he was when Superman used the Miracle Machine to wish for a happy ending for everyone. This is why doing research, and asking around, when reading comics is a good idea. It doesn't make you less cool, and it doesn't make the story "confusing" if you have to do a little reference work. T.S. Eliot never had to put up with this ********.[/blackout]

I know the Omega Sanction isnt lethal...maybe I explained what I was trying to say wrong...and I will comment on the triumph of the human spirit in the end as I have something for you to think about below.

My problem with Batman's body being blown of in a rocket is I dont recall seeing that anywhere...I think that's an assumption...from what they directly show [blackout]thats not his corpse but more in tune a biography of sorts being sent into space "message in a bottle is what i believe its referred to as...you never see him in it...and even if you did, Batman's body is shown as a charred skeleton and not an actual human corpse so that would infer it was reanimated in some shape or form...[/blackout]again all open to interpretation...

I have no problem whatsoever asking questions when I don't understand something...again I'm offering opinions as to what about it I didnt like...I didnt hate the story and I liked what he was going for...my problem was the execution of it...

What was confusing? This is a question that nobody has ever answered. What did you need to know for those last two issues that you didn't know from the story? Mandrakk is very suggested throughout the story, and Morrison even hits us over the head with it one more time, in case we're dense, by having Darkseid echo the words of Orion from the very first issue, "in us...in all of us..."

What was confusing? really? ok ya wanna know well...to me a good story should be self contained...the main beats should all be addressed with clarity in the confines of the book labled Final Crisis. I should'nt have to read anything but those 7 issues to know whats happening and why...big plot points were addressed outside the main title that if you didnt read you would get lost. why do i say this well look at issue 6...it opens up with Brainiac 5 and Superman near the miricle machine...now if you didnt read anything else but FC then it would make no sense that he leaves with a monitor in issue 3 to save Lois only to pop up in issue 6 with Brainiac...to know why that is, you need to read Superman Beyond and Lo3W...all the Supermen...that was a gathering again that took place in SB and yet w/o that story you have no idea why they are there in issue 7...Superman is not in anyway invovled in the main plot for like 4 issues then bam multiples everywhere...then there is Mandrakk himself...he is never mentioned by name or given background anywhere in the main storyline...if you read ONLY FC you think the big bad is Darkseid...you need SB to understand who he is and why he is even there...SB became required reading to understand crucial elements of the main story...

[quotee=Aristotle;16368696]That didn't happen. He built the machine in issue 7. It didn't just materialize. I'm starting to wonder if you even read Final Crisis.[/quote]

Yes I did read it...I meant that you see it for the 1st time in issue 6 with Brainiac 5 and then like everyone in the world knew that was gonna be pivitol to the ending

A brief list of other people who have been accused of that: Pablo Picasso, Jackson Pollock, T.S. Eliot, Piet Mondrian, Ernest Hemingway, Alan Moore, Bob Dylan, John Lennon, Salvador Dali, M.C. Escher, Barack Obama, Arthur Miller, Sergio Leone, Quentin Tarantino...I could go on. The list of great artists that have been accused of "pretentiousness" reads like a list of great artists who will always have a place in the history of art. The list of artists who have been lauded as "accessible"? That reads more like a who's-who of sellouts: Thomas Kinkade, John Grisham, Stephen King, Ringo Starr, Robert Jordan, Brian Michael Bendis, Lorne Michaels, Mitchell Towle...not impressive company to be in.

lol Ironically enough, most of the 1st set of people you mentioned I actually like a great deal of their work and almost all the one's in the 2nd set I actually dislike very much lol....

This is like saying you liked what Mondrian was trying to say, you just didn't like that it was all rectangles, and you'd prefer it to have been something more like Salvador Dali. You're judging a piece that is one style of art, based on the standards of a completely different style.

No thats false...you can look at a piece of art or fiction and like what was trying to be acheived...like the concept of whats being done and just dislike the way its presented...I can like a square cuz its square but maybe i like big squares instead of little ones...its the same idea, same concept I just prefer it done differently while in the confines of the same scope.

You didn't read it. You couldn't have. Because if you had, you would have seen how he sang Darkseid into submission, using the Life Equation, which would only work on Darkseid. And you would have seen how he needed 50 other Supermen to take down Mandrakk.

yes I did read and I read it again before I responded...i cede you as correct...he didnt punch him out...[blackout]he sang him a cosmic lulliby...gotta love those pipes Supes lol...and to be quite honest reading that scene again its actually not the Supermen that take him out its actually the Green Lanters with the big spike through the heart...its much more laughable the second time around lol...[/blackout]

If you wouldn't mind, I'd like you to read Final Crisis one more time, but imagine it being out of continuity, non-canon. Pretend that it was Countdown that rearranged the multiverse, that Batman died in Batman RIP, that Hawkman and Hawkgirl died in Rann/Thanagar Holy War, so on and so forth, pretend that everything that affecte the status quo in Final Crisis was done in a different series, and this is just like "What If? Final Crisis." Then read it, and I'd be very interested to see what you think.

another major problem I kind of have with this story is the lack of effect it had on the DCU in general...wouldnt a mention here or there that hey look the motherload of evil taking over all existance make it somewhere in another title anywhere...i mean are all these things happening in the main books before or after FC and if its before are they ever going to mention it in the future...

the only character it really changed was Batman...not one book in the whole DCU touched on it at all except the Batbooks and I have a really dumb question on that...I read somewhere that RIP and Last Rites were supposed to take Batman where he needed to be in FC but was confuses me is at the end of RIP [blackout]Bruce has disappeared and then Last Rites he's already been captured[/blackout] ok so I will go with some of that but then where does his appearences in the beginning of the event take place...[blackout]does he vanish at the end of RIP show back up unexplained in the beginning of FC just to vanish again at the end of that...[/blackout] kinda redundant isnt it...kinda looks like a big editorial mistake...

as far as your what if comment...well I in turn have a question for you...switch Batman and Superman's role in this series and tell me how much better the human spirit angle would've played if they used a merged Batman (the human spirit/the reader) vs Mandrakk (lazy comic writers and 3 years of recycled silver age nonsense) and tell me how much better it would've played out...it could've been used as a reader revolt over the unraveling of what was the golden age of DC (pre IC) to now and it couldve righted everything again...metatexually as well as literally...

I have other issues with this series but again there were things I loved and things I hated...I read it again and came back with some of my gripes with this series...I mean i think I have some valid points...maybe my critique is so harsh because I feel it had so much potential, started out so great and then around issues 6-7 just nosedived...it just didnt live up to any of the hype as well as the fact that all the buildup titles to it were so horrible...
 
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wow...i didnt realize how much I wrote til I was done lol...

my problem is that I like to debate entirely too much...
 
Why is it that Frank and Brian and Moraldeficiency never get this? Do you even read what Frank and moraldeficiency say to me? And have you read what Brian has said to people that disagree with him? Why is it that I get targeted as the one guy on the whole internet who occasionally has something to say about something. I happen to have gotten into some exchanges over the past few days, because Final Crisis ended and there are lot of opinions about it, and mine is a very strong one.

And as for this one, it was hardly a rant. It was me saying I don't like racism in comics fans. Oh ****, how terrible of me.

OK Corp, explain to me how this isn't a personal attack, but for me to say "**** you Ken, you don't know me and you're carrying a grudge over a dispute about something I can't remember, and which I can only vaguely remember even having with you" would be a personal attack.

Wow, GOOD ONE! Gang up on the guy that's getting a talking-to from a moderator! What internet trope that's been around for a decade and a half will you bring out next? You gonna call me a Nazi, maybe?

You know sometimes I think I'm an angry mother****er, and then I read Tottle's posts and I'm like... well, I'm still an angry mother****er. But Tottle is, also, a totally, totally angry mother****er.



Yeah, I'm an arrogant elitist. I despise anti-intellectualism and the celebration of the stupid. I consider Larry the Cable Guy and all his fans to be wrecking America. I consider most Republicans to be ignorant of well-documented truths. Yeah, I'm an arrogant elitist. I believe that you have to be arrogant to be right or to be good at anything. I believe that elitism, if you break down the word, just means you like things that are good enough to be liked, and you want everything to be as good as the things you like, which I don't think is a bad worldview at all.

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the only character it really changed was Batman...not one book in the whole DCU touched on it at all except the Batbooks and I have a really dumb question on that...I read somewhere that RIP and Last Rites were supposed to take Batman where he needed to be in FC but was confuses me is at the end of RIP [blackout]Bruce has disappeared and then Last Rites he's already been captured[/blackout] ok so I will go with some of that but then where does his appearences in the beginning of the event take place...[/blackout]does he vanish at the end of RIP show back up unexplained in the beginning of FC just to vanish again at the end of that...[/blackout] kinda redundant isnt it...kinda looks like a big editorial mistake...
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in last rights, they literally spell it out for you, he clibs to land, walks to the cave, JLA calls him, alfred gets him a new cowel after he fixes up his wounds..cut to final crisis #1. Simple as that.
 
ah thank you sir...I never read that issue so it confused me...thanks for the simple explanation...
 
I think this is only true if you're reading Final Crisis as a DCU comic about events in the DCU. If you're reading it as a text to be studied and interpreted, I think Mandrakk is very suggested by what comes before. He fits right in with the themes being discussed. And there are hints of him going all the way back to the first issue, a fact made apparent by Morrison when he has Darkseid echo the "in all of us" phrase that Orion or whichever character said in the first issue. At that moment, Darkseid realizes that even he is just a character in a story, not its grand architect, just as Orion realized it as he died. I don't think Mandrakk should present a problem at all.

To be honest with you the way I read that "in all of us" was having to do with Darkseid having the Anti-Life Equasion...one word one body all is Darkseid...he speaks with 6 billion voices and so on...that can be read a few different ways...
 
What was confusing? really? ok ya wanna know well...to me a good story should be self contained...the main beats should all be addressed with clarity in the confines of the book labled Final Crisis. I should'nt have to read anything but those 7 issues to know whats happening and why...
I've honestly never understood this viewpoint. What is so bad about reading another portion of a story under a different title? Why is this never allowed? Why do people see it as "cheating" if stories get told in books that don't share the same exact title or something, if a writer doesn't necessarily confine every single portion of a story into one line of books? All you're doing is reading another issue, another portion of the overall story. Isn't that exactly what a comic book universe is?
 
Yea simple and misspelled like a **** :csad:

yeah i was writing really quick so i didnt really bother with mundane details like spelling or grammar or really any of the basic rules of the english language...for future reference i tend to do that on the boards alot i apologize in advance lol...just one in a list of many many flaws...(see no comma)
 
I've honestly never understood this viewpoint. What is so bad about reading another portion of a story under a different title? Why is this never allowed? Why do people see it as "cheating" if stories get told in books that don't share the same exact title or something, if a writer doesn't necessarily confine every single portion of a story into one line of books? All you're doing is reading another issue, another portion of the overall story. Isn't that exactly what a comic book universe is?

I don't have a problem with that whatsoever actually...but I think it should be voluntary exposure...i just think that you should be able to craft a well written story within the content being solicited...i have no issue with tie-ins and enjoy them when they are written well...but I don't feel it should be required reading in order to understand the main work you are reading...

if i wanna read Hemmingway for example, I should be able to read one of his books on its own and understand on its own merits without having to read everything he wrote to understand the one text i'm trying to enjoy...that's where i was going with that...
 
I've honestly never understood this viewpoint. What is so bad about reading another portion of a story under a different title? Why is this never allowed? Why do people see it as "cheating" if stories get told in books that don't share the same exact title or something, if a writer doesn't necessarily confine every single portion of a story into one line of books? All you're doing is reading another issue, another portion of the overall story. Isn't that exactly what a comic book universe is?
Especially when that's something we know Morrison loves playing with and using as part of the way he's telling the story and crafting his art. He did it with DC One Million, he did it with Seven Soldiers of Victory, you could probably say he did it with Flex Mentallo/The Invisibles/The Filth. He likes using multiple platforms to tell a story (or more of a metastory with the Flex/Invis/Filth example).

I think the reason people are feeling justified in being pissed about it in this particular case is that Didio (and even Morrison, under what one must assume was editorial pressure) maintained that Final Crisis would be self-contained and that no one would need anything else to read it, which isn't true for everybody (much as I might think it should have been.)

But still, I generally agree with you.
 
its generally well known that when you get into an event there are gonna be tie-ins... and yes its also generally known that somethings will make more sense if you read them to get the full scope but usually you dont have such huge gaps like they did in FC...

I liked the tie-ins I thought they added a lot to the main story but my gripe was that in order to understand huge plot points you HAD to go the tie-in route and I just don't think thats right...

P.S. man I came home today saw the huge response I got from Aristotle the other day and responded in kind...I'm curious as to your comments on that...

i don't post a lot cuz i have'nt had the time in a while to visit the boards but I enjoy actual debate especially when the topic is something I'm passionate about and the person i'm debating is equally as passionate on the topic...and i can see certain people on here go nuts lol...

I was out of the comics game for awhile but have been playing catch up with alot of titles lately...I currently have on my pull list:

Superman
Action Comics
Batman
Detective Comics
Superman/Batman
JLA (lol see a pattern developing yet lmao)
Green Lantern and have been checking out some of what they have been doing with JSA

any suggestions on anything I might be missing that would be worth adding to my pull list???
 

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