Rodriguez said there's really about 30 minutes total from his Machete trailer, but it was cut down to about 5.
But here's a review by Mr. Socko, may contain spoilers.
Fake Trailers- 8/10
I'll start off with a warm up, the trailers. They were all completely over the top and very wild. The Machete trailer was completely badass, hardcore. While the others were 70's hilarious. The entire crowd was laughing from beginning to end of the trailers. They were very fun but I don't think I'd pay to see a full version of any of them(well maybe Machete)
Planet Terror- 8.5/10
An very fun film from beginning to end. Action packed throughout, a great cast, great editing, and I thought I wasn't going to like the bad film grain, but the film is so entertaining you won't even notice it. The blood effects were wild as hell, zombies everywhere, hot babes with machine gun legs, this movie had it all. This is definitely Rob Rod at his best, just think Once Upon A Time in Mexico with zombies and a simpler plot. On the downside, I personally didn't give a care about the missing reel at all. Maybe it was because there was no real missing reel, Rob Rod just wrote "missing reel" in his script, and he didn't come off as well as it did in QT's Death Proof. But Rose McGowan was perfect, if only her dance scene were longer. Also, the ending wasn't very good. The running time saved it, it was perfectly fitting.
Death Proof- 6/10
This movie started off great, and became a big mess. I've read many of the film critic reviews, and most say this same thing, and I have to agree. The movie started out great, Kurt Russel came off as a Pimp in the first half of the movie, he talked that hot girl into giving him a lap dace when she first turned him down because she was scared of him. The first half was coming off great, I was with a friend and we were both thinking "man this is gonna be even better than PT!" Boy, were we wrong. The movie took an entirely wrong swerve. After the first pack of hot girls were killed by Stunt Man Mike, we move to another pack, this time led by Rosario Dawson, who was the only hot one in my opinion. The dialogue became very boring and quite lame, it added absolutely nothing to the plot. And it dragged on for so long, a guy below me went to sleep and told his friend to wake him up when the car chase starts. They take this car to go test driving when they can really do this stupid stunt where Zoe Bell gets on top of the car while they're driving. Then all of a sudden, Stunt Man Mike comes out of nowhere to do them in. (One other thing I was disappointed in was that I thought Mike hunted them down with his car, not just tail gate them) Anyway, they get in a car chase, and QT even had the nerve to call this the greatest car chase every created, which is total BS. It was fun, but not great. (Side note, this was QT's first time as serving as his own Cinematographer, and hopefully his last) The girls end up shooting Mike and tries to get revenge on him. He starts crying like a baby and begging for revenge. I couldn't believe he started out as such a great character and then became so stupid. And the ending was just the generic "yay we got the bad guy THE END." And I'd like to add, you're going to go nuts when you see QT's missing reel. It was getting REALLY good then all of a sudden BAM. And unlike Rob, he wrote an entire script, then just took out an actual reel in the editing room.
Overall 7.5
For me, QT's Death Proof brought it down, well the second part of Death Proof, that is. I still really enjoyed myself. I would advise it to any fan of the genre, just don't go expecting another Pulp Fiction from QT, or even R. Dogs as far as that's concerned. I still can't get over how he stated his car chase scene was the best of all time. On a positive note, he had a small role in both films. So did Rose, but she wasn't as hot in DP.
Feel free to disagree on anything.
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