The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[hippie_hunter]

Grimace is my ally, declared in the Treaty of the See-Saw.
You attack him, you attack me. And if you attack me, you must fear the mightyness of the OTTER!

FEAR THEM!

There are only three things that otters fear:

1. Chuck Norris
2. the Grimace
3. the manatee

 

[Speedball]

But the Grimace is on my Side, and these are no ordinary Otters.
They are robots, and can transform into tanks that shoot Batman Grappling Hooks.

 

[hippie_hunter]

But the Grimace is on my Side, and these are no ordinary Otters.
They are robots, and can transform into tanks that shoot Batman Grappling Hooks.

The Otters allied with the Grimace out of fear not loyalty. And the manatees can turn into the Megazord

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Goodness, they write Family Guy episodes AND turn into a megazord?

 

[Speedball]

When combined with Grimace, they form

UNICRON!!!

 

[hippie_hunter]

When combined with Grimace, they form

UNICRON!!!

Unicron has nothing on Galactus, who has happened to ally himself with the Anti-Grimace Society

 

[Speedball]

Anti-Monitor just wipped out the 616 universe

Sorry!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Anti-Monitor just wipped out the 616 universe

Sorry!

But the Anti-Monitor is dead

 

[Speedball]

Grimace brought him back to Life!
He's a White Mage in Final Fantasy XI

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I love Grimace.
I have loved Grimace since the mid-70's.
If you don't like Grimace, We're going to have some problems.

Please remember that Grimace started out as a villain

 

[Speedball]

I love Grimace.
I have loved Grimace since the mid-70's.
If you don't like Grimace, We're going to have some problems.

Please remember that Grimace started out as a villain

*breathing in the background*
Join me Wilhelm, and then we may control the Galaxy as...Something and Something...GRIMACE ROCKS!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Grimace is cute...depending on your...point of view.

 

[Speedball]

Yes Grimace will use his uber-****es to seduce you.
Then you will get AIDS!
(that is one bad Photoshop job, I DID not make that. It's the second picture when you look up grimace in yahoo.)

 

[LEX]

If Grimace has a heart, you could possibly stop it by showing him your posts per day count...




No, seriously.

I'm cruel, but I'm not that cruel.

Wait. Grimace's raped me of my childhood.

I'm gonna kill that purple idiot. Whoever dare to wear a Grimace costume, I will decapitate the person.

I'm on a quest. Rampage. Grimace-killing rampage.

 

[Speedball]

yeah well, he has Tommy Vercetti on his side

(yahoo is a Grimace goldmine).

 

[LEX]

I grimace in disgust at the Grimace.

 

[captain_jimbo]

Seriously that guy just pisses me off.

What the hell is he? A purple blob? A rotten chicken mcnugget?

How does he even biologically function?

Why the hell is he purple? What kind of color is that to choose for? Why not green? Or blue? Or even red or yellow?

What the hell is his purpose in McDonaldLand? WHAT IS IT besides being a complete ******?

It's a damn shame that nothing can kill the Grimace

Aww, he's cute. Now that Ronald McDonald, he's one ugly, scary, motherf**ker!

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I don't like McDonalds.

BK all the way. What's there to get upset about anyways? He makes one helluva soft serve.

 

[captain_jimbo]

yeah well, he has Tommy Vercetti on his side

(yahoo is a Grimace goldmine).

Love the manip, great idea for a game actually, that's probably what Vice City was lacking.

 

[LEX]

Purple is not the color of food. It's of evil.

Whoever came up with the color design should be shot. Heck, whoever came up with the WHOLE design should be shot.

I'm trying very hard not to go down to the nearest McDonalds and wreck havoc upon them right now.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I think you people are *****ing for the sake of *****ing.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Grimace brought him back to Life!
He's a White Mage in Final Fantasy XI

Very well, but the Anti-Montior has no chance against the Monitors:

 

[Kaleb]

oh my god that thing is creepy

 

[hippie_hunter]

I think you people are *****ing for the sake of *****ing.

No we are not, we are expressing our hatred for something truly evil

 

[HoldMyDrink]

How can you all hate Grimace without hating Mayor McCheese? He's the one who ran this city into the ground.