The Official "I just got some" Thread...

[Themanofbat]

i guess we were laying there, and i said "man... you were terrific!" and she said "thanks" and then i said "no... uh, no... i was talking to myself."

At least you didn't fall asleep.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Action must be in the last 30 minutes or less my friend.

Try again.

oh... i didn't realize there were rules.

i'll keep that in mind next time.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

for what turned out to be a random day today...

I had sex for the first time since last August.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

for what turned out to be a random day today...

I had sex for the first time since last August.

That is a criminally long time.
Most guys that play guitar in bands get it at the VERY least, 3 times a week.
VERY least.

I suppose it was sweaty, slimy, awkward and strange?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

it was her first time. Surprisingly enough....it was good.

any other time I've had sex it has been ****e. but i think we just share a better bond then anyone else I've shared with in the past.

AND I didn't ask. My trek record is good. I don't ask girls for sex....they ask me. LOLZOMG.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

That is a criminally long time.
Most guys that play guitar in bands get it at the VERY least, 3 times a week.
VERY least.

I suppose it was sweaty, slimy, awkward and strange?

I'm not some kinda stud hahaha.

besides, when I met her she was for sex after marriage.

Today kinda...proved that she doesn't think like that anymore.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

it was her first time. Surprisingly enough....it was good.

any other time I've had sex it has been ****e. but i think we just share a better bond then anyone else I've shared with in the past.

AND I didn't ask. My trek record is good. I don't ask girls for sex....they ask me. LOLZOMG.

Was it the ginger who wears neon green eyeshadow? It's about time Lee

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well, i don't cheat on people.

so take your guess.

 

[JLBats]

Lee spoiled a virgin.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Well, i don't cheat on people.

so take your guess.

She's pregnant now, I can sense it.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

If she is. her very christian parents will kill me.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lee put his diSEASE in her! OMGWTF?!?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Did you get any eyeshadow or your willy

 

[The Amazing Lee]

thanks for the support guys. :/

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Did you get any eyeshadow or your willy

shut it Toven...





































..I'm not giving you any information you can get off on

 

[Holly Goodhead]

shut it Toven...
..I'm not giving you any information you can get off on

At least tell me what color panties she was wearing. If any..

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

shut it Toven...

..I'm not giving you any information you can get off on

Yeah!
F*** Toven.
Give it to ME.
I won't get off on it. It'll be all clinical and like journalistic inquiry and stuff

 

[The Amazing Lee]

At least tell me what color panties she was wearing. If any..

i can't remember.

I'm a guy...



















not a ****ing mind machine!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Yeah!
F*** Toven.
Give it to ME.
I won't get off on it. It'll be all clinical and like journalistic inquiry and stuff

the only journalist/photographer I trust is Peter Parker. At least he has nothing to hide

 

[JLBats]

Okay, don't come to this thread again with your tales of virgins and alcohol, unless you have DETAILS.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

what kinda details are there.

penis inserts vagina......lots of hip jiving....and a massive firework explosion to finish off.

 

[JLBats]

Oh, Lee.

Describe the COLOURS, the SENSATIONS, the various FLUIDS, in epic detail.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

what kinda details are there.

penis inserts vagina......lots of hip jiving....and a massive firework explosion to finish off.

You just gave JLB some Sex-Ed.

 

[JLBats]

You just gave JLB some Sex-Ed.

I was unaware there was hip jiving

 

[The Amazing Lee]

You just gave JLB some Sex-Ed.

Let's just say I like to spread..







































































...my knowledge.