The Official "I just got some" Thread...

[Lackey]

I'm bi, and most definitely male, baby.

well that explains the love of anal sex

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I finally get to post in this thread because she's in the shower so I made it here in 30 minutes

 

[Shuley]

This should be changed to the Official "I just got done masterbating" Thread.

 

[DOG LIPS]

This should be changed to the Official "I just got done masterbating" Thread.

Pfft... Then it would already be like 15,000 pages long.

 

[Lackey]

Pfft... Then it would already be like 15,000 pages long.

...and that's just counting your posts

 

[DOG LIPS]

Damn right.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Doggy Lips is the name that we know
he sits in his basket and that is fo sho
he gets out his blanket and give it's a hump
cuz he eats and he sleeps and he wanks and he dumps!

 

[Themanofbat]

Yay!!!

I just got some about 5 minutes ago.

She's in the bathroom.

 

[Themanofbat]

Nobody cares....

 

[FunBobPants]

no. no we dont.

 

[Erzengel]

Yay!!!

I just got some about 5 minutes ago.

She's in the bathroom.

Crying or washing the shame away?

 

[Master Chief]

Usually I go to the bathroom first.

 

[Erzengel]

Sometimes it's good for a woman to pee before and after sex to avoid any uti's.

 

[Superman79]

Yay!!!

I just got some about 5 minutes ago.

She's in the bathroom.

Congrats. But what the hell are you doing getting on the 'net within 5 minutes of finishing to gloat about it??

 

[Erzengel]

Real men don't cuddle.

 

[Superman79]

Real men don't cuddle.

True, but I was just curious why he didn't man up and hit that a second time.

(That and I wonder what she would've thought catching him sharing with his Hype buddies)

 

[Erzengel]

Well I don't like to stick around til the police get there.

 

[Superman79]

fair enough

 

[Themanofbat]

Crying or washing the shame away?

Peeing.

 

[Themanofbat]

True, but I was just curious why he didn't man up and hit that a second time.

Cuz I had hit it 8 times already in the last 18 days, and I was a tad tired.

 

[Superman79]

Cuz I had hit it 8 times already in the last 18 days, and I was a tad tired.

Good answer

(and maybe we need to get you doing some cardio...maybe a bit of strength training to help with the endurance )

 

[Mr. Credible]

i got back from vacation in colorado earlier this week, and i slept with this girl i met at a bar... named lisa i think, either that or linda, anyway, that's not the funny part. we walked home from the bar, and decided to sneak into an apartment's pool on the way at like, 2 or 3 am. so we did it in there, which from what i remember was nice, then we walked back to her sister's or cousin's place (i forget which) and apparently did it a few times back there (i don't remember that, either, we drank alot more at her sister's place) but anyways, i talked to her the day before yesterday, and i asked her how i was, she said that part was great, but afterwards i was kind of a jerk. i guess we were laying there, and i said "man... you were terrific!" and she said "thanks" and then i said "no... uh, no... i was talking to myself."

i was embarrased till i realized i'll more than likely never see this girl again (even though i apparently told her i was moving to CO... oops!), now it's just a funny little story.

 

[Erzengel]

Action must be in the last 30 minutes or less my friend.

Try again.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Whooo. I just got done making the love to a sexy ***** outside my house. She was sniffing through my trash, and at first I planned on running her off, but she had a sweet ass. So I slowly made my way over to her and made with the sweet talkin. Then we sniffed eachother's butts a few times, then it was on. I told her I'd call her afterwards, but I won't.

 

[Themanofbat]

Whooo. I just got done making the love to a sexy ***** outside my house. She was sniffing through my trash, and at first I planned on running her off, but she had a sweet ass. So I slowly made my way over to her and made with the sweet talkin. Then we sniffed eachother's butts a few times, then it was on. I told her I'd call her afterwards, but I won't.

Heart Breaker...