The Official "I just got some" Thread...

[Themanofbat]

Im not sure how to respond to that.

Remove the mad face.

 

[E. Bison]

It's the latest plot for a new cartoon called "E.Bison & his Brothel of Imaginary Sex Partners".

Based on a true life story of course.

 

[Immortalfire]

OH GOD....THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME ORGASM!!

That was awesome....thanx guys. You were great.

*runs away*

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Remove the mad face.

If I do that...then I'll disappear, like twylights PMs.

 

[Immortalfire]

J Alba's Lover loves that the mad face is on Jessica's bosom..gives him an excuse to look

 

[Themanofbat]

If I do that...then I'll disappear, like twylights PMs.

“I love Marvel and the people there. I'm glad I'm still part of it.

Excelsior.”

Stan Lee

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont get it

 

[Themanofbat]

I dont get it

Stan Lee made twy's PM's disappear.

 

[user123456789]

...In this thread, you must post within 30 minutes after getting some sweet, sweet, lovin'

Ok, it doesn't necessarily have to be "sweet", but penetration is a requirement.

All the other stuff doesn't count, and yes, it must be with another live human being... who cares about gender.

Maybe we can keep some neat-o stats.

And let's try and keep it honest.

Commence.

with the help of this thread, we're going to win the team deathmatch.

 

[Themanofbat]

with the help of this thread, we're going to win the team deathmatch.

I've got to get my A game going...

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Why do you exist

 

[Honey Vibe]

*looks at wrist watch
...Well, it does explain A LOT.

 

[E. Bison]

::lick::

 

[Themanofbat]

Why do you exist

Because the drug store used to be closed on Sundays back in the 60's (hence, the lack of proper contraceptives), and my horny teenaged father couldn't stay out of my mother's teenaged pants in the back seat of his car; hence, my existence.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Because the drug store used to be closed on Sundays back in the 60's (hence, the lack of proper contraceptives), and my horny teenaged father couldn't stay out of my mother's teenaged pants in the back seat of his car; hence, my existence.

Not everything is about you Marsha. I was talking to boyscouT, forgot to quote.

 

[Themanofbat]

Not everything is about you Marsha. I was talking to boyscouT, forgot to quote.

You're wrong!!!

Everything IS about me!!!!

 

[user123456789]

Not everything is about you Marsha. I was talking to boyscouT, forgot to quote.

You typed my name correctly... means a lot

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You're wrong!!!

Everything IS about me!!!!

 

[Themanofbat]

Well, I got some last night, but I didn't post within the required 30 minutes.

 

[PLAS]

I get some almost every night...

 

[Themanofbat]

I get some almost every night...

I'm averaging about 14 to 16 times a month...

Which is a far cry from my 12 times a year with my ex...

 

[PLAS]

I'm averaging about 14 to 16 times a month...

Which is a far cry from my 12 times a year with my ex...

you sure sound happy

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Thats a lot of man juice.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I haven't had proper sex since August 2005.

 

[Sofa]

I haven't had proper sex since August 2005.

You poor soul. *hugs*