The Official "I just got some" Thread...

[Holly Goodhead]

Sofa, is Venom circumsized???

 

[The Amazing Lee]

You poor soul. *hugs*

Heh up:

I have a girlfriend. She just has certain views which I respect.

 

[Sofa]

Sofa, is Venom circumsized???

Ill never tell..

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Not having sex until youre married is a stupid idea. Always test drive the car before you buy it.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I haven't had proper sex since August 2005.

Improper sex is better

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I only have sex if the woman asks me

Last time I had sex was in a garden at a party.

The host's mum came up and asked where the cat was whilst we wre busy

Funny...

 

[Sofa]

I only have sex if the woman asks me

Last time I had sex was in a garden at a party.

The host's mum came up and asked where the cat was whilst we wre busy

Funny...

Well, thats creative enough i would say.

 

[Herr Logan]

Feh. Saw this about 6.5 hours too late.

Does oral penetration count?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Feh. Saw this about 6.5 hours too late.

Does oral penetration count?

Nah, that sucks

 

[Sofa]

Nah, that sucks

That depends on who you talk to.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

It was a joke/innuendo

 

[Sofa]

It was a joke/innuendo

Sure.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I have no problem with Oral.

I'm sure it has no problem with me either

 

[Sofa]

I have no problem with Oral.

I'm sure it has no problem with me either

That all depends on if you getting/giving any.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm just going to post a standing "WHOOHOOO!" in this thread and ask everyone to refer back to it every 18-24 hours.

jag

 

[user123456789]

I'm just going to post a standing "WHOOHOOO!" in this thread and ask everyone to refer back to it every 18-24 hours.

jag

damn jag takes you that long to recover?

 

[jaguarr]

damn jag takes you that long to recover?

I ain't 19 anymore. However, I am able to count it as an hour of vigorous cardio so it evens out.

jag

 

[user123456789]

I ain't 19 anymore.

jag

christ is that what i have to expect...

viagra?

 

[Sofa]

I had sex today.

 

[jaguarr]

christ is that what i have to expect...

viagra?

LOL! No, no Viagra. While you may not be able to do it 5 times in a row with 2 minutes of rest between each time when you get older, you'll gain better staying power and be able to go long stretches. You'll also probably learn to appreciate the finer points of seduction and foreplay as a part of the overall experience. And you'll probably meet a woman and be able to do it with someone other than yourself.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Im going to throw up in my mouth.

 

[user123456789]

Im going to throw up in my mouth.

Let us know how it tastes.

 

[E. Bison]

Although I, BISON, am not currently getting any I am watching other people on the TV get some while we speak. OOOooohh.

 

[Tangled Web]

I'll never be able to post in here.

 

[jaguarr]

Although I, BISON, am not currently getting any I am watching other people on the TV get some while we speak. OOOooohh.

You almost had your fire back with this post. This was closer to the old you.

jag