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hes about to take a piss...Halcohol said:
Hopefully we see him just screwing around in the Danger Room... maybe cracking a few jokes.
Hey, I can hope, can't I?
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His uniform looks really cool...(bad pun intended)Celestio said:
My favourite!
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hes got a long back collar in the second pic....wierd
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his stance in his animation makes it looks like hes gunna, oh idk, iceslide???...
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Thank so much!Celestio said:
My favourite!
It's awesome!
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Definetly make!!!!Mr Lex Luthor said:That'd make a cool avatar. To make avatar and not to make avatar...hmmm...
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Halcohol said:
Hopefully we see him just screwing around in the Danger Room... maybe cracking a few jokes.
Hey, I can hope, can't I?
He looks like he "DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT NOTHIN' " As he should!!!!
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ok.Mr Lex Luthor said:Fine. But after I'm finished with watching Prison Break.
We'll just have to wait to see it
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vanillacyke said:
yeah, right on
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Halcohol said:
Hopefully we see him just screwing around in the Danger Room... maybe cracking a few jokes.
Hey, I can hope, can't I?
I don't know if I'd want him cracking jokes, because some comic writers like to take example from the movies. And if that's the case, maybe this "serious" version of Bobby (the movie Bobby) will be taken more seriously in the comics.
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Well, he was never really a "serious" character, the movies just made him out to be that way. So far the only jokester that has kept his full persona from the teen trio of Spidey, Human Torch and Iceman is Torch.
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So far they've really upped the ante for him at last!
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This is a little out of date, but it's a really funny take on the new Spidey costume. You'll see its relevance here soon. 
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New York City! 1981! The town so nice they named it twice is under attack by the evil mutant terrorist known as MAGNETO! The Master of Magnetism wants to subjugate the entire human race to ensure the dominance of Homo Superior – the mutant race!
Ransacking Manhattan with deadly magnetic waves is only the beginning of the terrible supervillain’s reign of terror; first New York, then the WORLD!
The only ones who can save the day are a small band of heroes who have vowed to combine their amazing powers to fight criminals for truth and justice. They are Bobby Drake, the incredible ICEMAN! Angelica Jones, the fiery FIRESTAR! And former high school wallflower, now full-time wall-crawler, Peter Parker, the amazing SPIDER-MAN!
When we last left our heroes, Iceman and Firestar were waiting for Spider-Man to rendezvous with them on top of Iceman’s college dormitory, to formulate a plan to stop Magneto…
(Scene: Wind whistling through skyscrapers; distant sounds of metal crashing against metal. Perhaps cars tossed about in Times Square.)
ICEMAN: Man, I hope he hurries; it’s windy up here. I’m freezing!
FIRESTAR: Wait… what?
ICEMAN: Heh. Just kidding!
FIRESTAR: You’re terrible, Bobby Drake!
ICEMAN: Seriously, though, where is that guy? We’ve been waiting over fifteen minutes and Magneto’s wrecked half of Midtown!
FIRESTAR: We could call someone else… The X-Men, maybe?
ICEMAN: Don’t you think if they had a chance of stopping that guy they already would have? Nah, the X-Men are useless pansies.
FIRESTAR: Oh... Wait. Weren’t you an X-Man?
ICEMAN: What? Oh, um… No, see, I was an UNCANNY X-Man. These are, like… the Astonishing. Or something.
FIRESTAR: What’s the difference?
ICEMAN: Hey! Would you look at the time? And look; here comes…
FIRESTAR: “Here comes…”?
ICEMAN: […] I have no idea.
(Spider-Man swoops down onto the rooftop in yellow-red armor. His extra robotic arms retract to his sides.)
SPIDER-MAN: Hey there, Amazing Spider Friends! Sorry I’m late but I had a devil of a time getting the onboard computer to load my theme song! You know how it’s my trademark! “Can he swing from a thread? / Take a look overhead!”
ICEMAN: […]
SPIDER-MAN: “Hey there, there goes the Spider-…” What? Why are you staring at me?
ICEMAN: […] Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Heck no, Popsicle! It’s me; everybody’s friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
ICEMAN: Seriously?
FIRESTAR: I like the colors.
SPIDER-MAN: What’s the problem?
ICEMAN: Uh, nothing. Um. What…what happened to your costume?
SPIDER-MAN: OH! The armor? Is that the problem? Is it the armor? It’s the armor, isn’t it?
ICEMAN: Well… you have to admit that it’s a little… well… how do I put this?
FIRESTAR: It’s just that your old costume was so…
ICEMAN: Non-sucky.
FIRESTAR: Bobby!
ICEMAN: What? It was!
SPIDER-MAN: I just thought it was time for something different. Something that can protect me more.
ICEMAN: If you want protection, buy a pack of Trojans, dude. Look, I’m as into the need for new threads as the next eighties man, but don’t you think this thing is gonna affect the way you fight crime?
SPIDER-MAN: Not at all! My credo is still with great power comes great responsibility.
ICEMAN: You should extend that to, “with great wardrobe changes…”
FIRESTAR: Well, I for one think it looks fabulous. Spidey. Look! We’re color-coordinated now!
ICEMAN: Yeah, I’m sure that was the first thing he thought of when he built that thing--
SPIDER-MAN: Actually, I got it from Tony Stark--
ICEMAN: -- Will my metal spider panties go with Firestar’s spandex hot pants?
FIRESTAR: Bobby, why can’t you be accepting of Spidey’s new suit of armor? He seems happy with it, and it might help expand the way he fights crime now.
SPIDER-MAN: Hot Stuff is right; so why don’t you cool off, Snow Cone, and let’s go take down the bad guy? I bet with this new Iron Spidey armor, we’ll make our most amazing save ever!
ICEMAN: THE NAME OF THE GUY WE’RE FIGHTING IS MAGNETO. Magneto! Our bad guy can CONTROL. METAL. How is that armor going to help you fight crime when the super villain can tear it open and peel you like a banana?
FIRESTAR: Do you think Mister Stark can make one of those for me in a size four?
ICEMAN: Is ANYONE listening to ME? Your armor is useless against a dude who CONTROLS METAL.
SPIDER-MAN: Size four? In your dreams, Hot Stuff.
FIRESTAR: You’d better watch it, Spidey, or I’ll ask Johnny Storm to take me out, and on our date we’ll superheat your pretty new dress when you’re not looking.
SPIDER-MAN: Okay, okay, I give…biatch.
ICEMAN: “Biat--”? Did this whole cartoon stop making sense five minutes ago? Who’s writing this schlock, anyway?
SPIDER-MAN: Okay; so let’s go stop Magneto from destroying the city, shall we? We’d better hurry before Aunt May realizes I skipped out on dinner!
FIRESTAR: You didn’t make up some excuse?
SPIDER-MAN: I told her I was going to the bathroom. I figure she’ll never realize I slipped out the bathroom skylight.
ICEMAN: Wait, how did you get out of the skylight with that thing? Isn’t it bulkier than your old skin-tight suit?
SPIDER-MAN: […] Okay, so I might have demolished half the bathroom ceiling on my way out. I’ll fix it when I get back.
ICEMAN: You destroyed half the house?!
SPIDER-MAN: She’s old! She’ll never notice!
ICEMAN: How can she not notice when half the ceiling comes crashing down because of a giant Spider-Man shaped hole in the roof???
FIRESTAR: That poor, poor woman. I bet good roofers are expensive these days.
SPIDER-MAN: It’s no big deal. It wasn’t a load-bearing ceiling or anything.
ICEMAN: NNNNNNGGGGGH. Don’t you see what a problem this iron Spider-Man suit is becoming? It’s heavier, bulkier, and uglier--
FIRESTAR: I like the colors!
ICEMAN: --it’s got some sort of Doctor Octopus type thing going on; and above all, you can’t use it to fight Magneto, who by this time probably has decimated three quarters of Midtown Manhattan!
SPIDER-MAN: I can too fight Magneto! I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and along with that comes great power. I took a vow years ago, after my poor, doomed Uncle Ben was killed because of my actions, that I would never sit idly by and let any innocents be harmed. Because with--
ICEMAN and FIRESTAR: “--great power comes great responsibility.”
ICEMAN: Jesus, dude, give it a rest already. We get it. You ****ed up, and now you’re Spider-Man.
FIRESTAR: Bobby! This is a family cartoon! You can’t say “****ed” Oh ****! Now I’ve said it! Oh ****! Now I’ve said “****”!
ICEMAN: Look, I’m sick of hearing how responsible you are, dude. You leave giant balls of webbing all over the city, littering up the joint. How is that responsible?
SPIDER-MAN: Heh. “Giant balls.”
ICEMAN: Apparently great power does not bring along great maturity.
FIRESTAR: Boys, stop fighting. This happens every time Spidey gets a new costume.
ICEMAN: Yeah, she’s right. How do we know that you won’t get bored with this one in a year and we’ll end up having to fight it because it wants to eat our brains? OOH! OOH! Or maybe you’ll clone it, and we’ll have to fight thousands of ugly armored spider-men with metal arms sticking out their butt!
SPIDER-MAN: You said you’d quit it with that clone stuff.
ICEMAN: All I’m saying is that you keep getting ridiculous **** that ends up coming back to bite us all on the collective ass. Venom. Carnage. The Raimi brothers. The Spider-mobile. …Okay, granted that was pretty funny, but I’m just saying spider, please!
SPIDER-MAN: I don’t have to sit here and take this from a human Freeze Pop, you know. This suit is the best thing that ever happened to me. I’m a Spider-Man for the new millennium.
ICEMAN: Which millennium is that -- the one that embraced O-Town and Nickelback as musical geniuses, or the one that made a multi-million dollar X-MEN movie and cast the bald, fat guy from “Cheers” as Cookie Monster?
SPIDER-MAN: You’re just jealous, Ice-Boy! Jealous that you’re the “and” in “and his Amazing Friends” rather than top billing. This is my show, and if I want to wear the suit, I’m going to wear the suit.
FIRESTAR: We’re the “and”? I always wondered why our names weren’t up there. I’m not an ampersand. Am I? I’m not.
ICEMAN: Oh, by all means, Gobot Spidey! Please, take your one-ton metal spider suit and go do battle with the deadly mutant genius with the magnetic powers. Maybe he’ll let you off with only a few thousand bruises you’ll have to hide from your aunt so she doesn’t keel over and die… again.
FIRESTAR: I know I’m definitely NOT a parenthesis. I should call my agent. He would know.
SPIDER-MAN: Why don’t you take your figure skates and triple axel on home where you can ride on Wolverine’s coattails some more? It’s no wonder they cast you as a kid in the movie…Ice Boy. Y’know what? I don’t need this. I’m going to swing over and handle Magneto myself.
ICEMAN: Ooh! Do me a favor; put your old costume in that garbage can over there and walk away slowly, saying how you’ll be Spider-Man…NO MORE! Yeah, do THAT. You’ve never done THAT before.
SPIDER-MAN: Your mother’s a Frigidaire!
ICEMAN: Your uncle’s a Worm Motel!
SPIDER-MAN: That’s the last STRAW! This team is officially OVER. From now on, the cartoon’s going to be called “THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ and that’s that. The next time you see yourself on a cartoon it’s gonna be the nineties and you’ll have to get in line behind Gambit, Jubilee and Jamie-****ing-Madrox!
FIRESTAR: He’s got clones, too.
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, bite me with the clones! I’m taking my fancy new armor -- which BY the way, the whole town is talking about -- and going over there to defeat the evil mutant villain who’s wrecking the city. You sour grapes assheads can stay here and whine about how you’re never going to have a series of your own, much less three at the same time, like SOME righteous wall-crawling superheroes I know. Who am I talking about? Oh, yeah -- that would be ME. Later for you, Burger King Hot side-hot and cold side-cold joke-making mother****ers.
(Spidey swings away towards Midtown.)
ICEMAN: Hey! Hey! Everyone look! There goes the Sensational Iron Man!
SPIDER-MAN: **** off!
ICEMAN: Good luck with Magneto! Hope no one tips the Daily Bugle off and you end up looking humiliated in tomorrow’s paper!
FIRESTAR: Bobby? Bobby? Am I an ampersand?
ICEMAN: What? No. No, you’re beautiful just the way you are, sweetcheeks. Don’t worry about it.
FIRESTAR: Oh, good.
ICEMAN: Jesus, I should find out if there are any openings on “Challenge of the SuperFriends.”
FIRESTAR: No ampersands there.
ICEMAN: You said it, True Believer.
http://www.popcultureshock.com/features.php?id=1303
:New York City! 1981! The town so nice they named it twice is under attack by the evil mutant terrorist known as MAGNETO! The Master of Magnetism wants to subjugate the entire human race to ensure the dominance of Homo Superior – the mutant race!
Ransacking Manhattan with deadly magnetic waves is only the beginning of the terrible supervillain’s reign of terror; first New York, then the WORLD!
The only ones who can save the day are a small band of heroes who have vowed to combine their amazing powers to fight criminals for truth and justice. They are Bobby Drake, the incredible ICEMAN! Angelica Jones, the fiery FIRESTAR! And former high school wallflower, now full-time wall-crawler, Peter Parker, the amazing SPIDER-MAN!
When we last left our heroes, Iceman and Firestar were waiting for Spider-Man to rendezvous with them on top of Iceman’s college dormitory, to formulate a plan to stop Magneto…
(Scene: Wind whistling through skyscrapers; distant sounds of metal crashing against metal. Perhaps cars tossed about in Times Square.)
ICEMAN: Man, I hope he hurries; it’s windy up here. I’m freezing!
FIRESTAR: Wait… what?
ICEMAN: Heh. Just kidding!
FIRESTAR: You’re terrible, Bobby Drake!
ICEMAN: Seriously, though, where is that guy? We’ve been waiting over fifteen minutes and Magneto’s wrecked half of Midtown!
FIRESTAR: We could call someone else… The X-Men, maybe?
ICEMAN: Don’t you think if they had a chance of stopping that guy they already would have? Nah, the X-Men are useless pansies.
FIRESTAR: Oh... Wait. Weren’t you an X-Man?
ICEMAN: What? Oh, um… No, see, I was an UNCANNY X-Man. These are, like… the Astonishing. Or something.
FIRESTAR: What’s the difference?
ICEMAN: Hey! Would you look at the time? And look; here comes…
FIRESTAR: “Here comes…”?
ICEMAN: […] I have no idea.
(Spider-Man swoops down onto the rooftop in yellow-red armor. His extra robotic arms retract to his sides.)
SPIDER-MAN: Hey there, Amazing Spider Friends! Sorry I’m late but I had a devil of a time getting the onboard computer to load my theme song! You know how it’s my trademark! “Can he swing from a thread? / Take a look overhead!”
ICEMAN: […]
SPIDER-MAN: “Hey there, there goes the Spider-…” What? Why are you staring at me?
ICEMAN: […] Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Heck no, Popsicle! It’s me; everybody’s friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
ICEMAN: Seriously?
FIRESTAR: I like the colors.
SPIDER-MAN: What’s the problem?
ICEMAN: Uh, nothing. Um. What…what happened to your costume?
SPIDER-MAN: OH! The armor? Is that the problem? Is it the armor? It’s the armor, isn’t it?
ICEMAN: Well… you have to admit that it’s a little… well… how do I put this?
FIRESTAR: It’s just that your old costume was so…
ICEMAN: Non-sucky.
FIRESTAR: Bobby!
ICEMAN: What? It was!
SPIDER-MAN: I just thought it was time for something different. Something that can protect me more.
ICEMAN: If you want protection, buy a pack of Trojans, dude. Look, I’m as into the need for new threads as the next eighties man, but don’t you think this thing is gonna affect the way you fight crime?
SPIDER-MAN: Not at all! My credo is still with great power comes great responsibility.
ICEMAN: You should extend that to, “with great wardrobe changes…”
FIRESTAR: Well, I for one think it looks fabulous. Spidey. Look! We’re color-coordinated now!
ICEMAN: Yeah, I’m sure that was the first thing he thought of when he built that thing--
SPIDER-MAN: Actually, I got it from Tony Stark--
ICEMAN: -- Will my metal spider panties go with Firestar’s spandex hot pants?
FIRESTAR: Bobby, why can’t you be accepting of Spidey’s new suit of armor? He seems happy with it, and it might help expand the way he fights crime now.
SPIDER-MAN: Hot Stuff is right; so why don’t you cool off, Snow Cone, and let’s go take down the bad guy? I bet with this new Iron Spidey armor, we’ll make our most amazing save ever!
ICEMAN: THE NAME OF THE GUY WE’RE FIGHTING IS MAGNETO. Magneto! Our bad guy can CONTROL. METAL. How is that armor going to help you fight crime when the super villain can tear it open and peel you like a banana?
FIRESTAR: Do you think Mister Stark can make one of those for me in a size four?
ICEMAN: Is ANYONE listening to ME? Your armor is useless against a dude who CONTROLS METAL.
SPIDER-MAN: Size four? In your dreams, Hot Stuff.
FIRESTAR: You’d better watch it, Spidey, or I’ll ask Johnny Storm to take me out, and on our date we’ll superheat your pretty new dress when you’re not looking.
SPIDER-MAN: Okay, okay, I give…biatch.
ICEMAN: “Biat--”? Did this whole cartoon stop making sense five minutes ago? Who’s writing this schlock, anyway?
SPIDER-MAN: Okay; so let’s go stop Magneto from destroying the city, shall we? We’d better hurry before Aunt May realizes I skipped out on dinner!
FIRESTAR: You didn’t make up some excuse?
SPIDER-MAN: I told her I was going to the bathroom. I figure she’ll never realize I slipped out the bathroom skylight.
ICEMAN: Wait, how did you get out of the skylight with that thing? Isn’t it bulkier than your old skin-tight suit?
SPIDER-MAN: […] Okay, so I might have demolished half the bathroom ceiling on my way out. I’ll fix it when I get back.
ICEMAN: You destroyed half the house?!
SPIDER-MAN: She’s old! She’ll never notice!
ICEMAN: How can she not notice when half the ceiling comes crashing down because of a giant Spider-Man shaped hole in the roof???
FIRESTAR: That poor, poor woman. I bet good roofers are expensive these days.
SPIDER-MAN: It’s no big deal. It wasn’t a load-bearing ceiling or anything.
ICEMAN: NNNNNNGGGGGH. Don’t you see what a problem this iron Spider-Man suit is becoming? It’s heavier, bulkier, and uglier--
FIRESTAR: I like the colors!
ICEMAN: --it’s got some sort of Doctor Octopus type thing going on; and above all, you can’t use it to fight Magneto, who by this time probably has decimated three quarters of Midtown Manhattan!
SPIDER-MAN: I can too fight Magneto! I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and along with that comes great power. I took a vow years ago, after my poor, doomed Uncle Ben was killed because of my actions, that I would never sit idly by and let any innocents be harmed. Because with--
ICEMAN and FIRESTAR: “--great power comes great responsibility.”
ICEMAN: Jesus, dude, give it a rest already. We get it. You ****ed up, and now you’re Spider-Man.
FIRESTAR: Bobby! This is a family cartoon! You can’t say “****ed” Oh ****! Now I’ve said it! Oh ****! Now I’ve said “****”!
ICEMAN: Look, I’m sick of hearing how responsible you are, dude. You leave giant balls of webbing all over the city, littering up the joint. How is that responsible?
SPIDER-MAN: Heh. “Giant balls.”
ICEMAN: Apparently great power does not bring along great maturity.
FIRESTAR: Boys, stop fighting. This happens every time Spidey gets a new costume.
ICEMAN: Yeah, she’s right. How do we know that you won’t get bored with this one in a year and we’ll end up having to fight it because it wants to eat our brains? OOH! OOH! Or maybe you’ll clone it, and we’ll have to fight thousands of ugly armored spider-men with metal arms sticking out their butt!
SPIDER-MAN: You said you’d quit it with that clone stuff.
ICEMAN: All I’m saying is that you keep getting ridiculous **** that ends up coming back to bite us all on the collective ass. Venom. Carnage. The Raimi brothers. The Spider-mobile. …Okay, granted that was pretty funny, but I’m just saying spider, please!
SPIDER-MAN: I don’t have to sit here and take this from a human Freeze Pop, you know. This suit is the best thing that ever happened to me. I’m a Spider-Man for the new millennium.
ICEMAN: Which millennium is that -- the one that embraced O-Town and Nickelback as musical geniuses, or the one that made a multi-million dollar X-MEN movie and cast the bald, fat guy from “Cheers” as Cookie Monster?
SPIDER-MAN: You’re just jealous, Ice-Boy! Jealous that you’re the “and” in “and his Amazing Friends” rather than top billing. This is my show, and if I want to wear the suit, I’m going to wear the suit.
FIRESTAR: We’re the “and”? I always wondered why our names weren’t up there. I’m not an ampersand. Am I? I’m not.
ICEMAN: Oh, by all means, Gobot Spidey! Please, take your one-ton metal spider suit and go do battle with the deadly mutant genius with the magnetic powers. Maybe he’ll let you off with only a few thousand bruises you’ll have to hide from your aunt so she doesn’t keel over and die… again.
FIRESTAR: I know I’m definitely NOT a parenthesis. I should call my agent. He would know.
SPIDER-MAN: Why don’t you take your figure skates and triple axel on home where you can ride on Wolverine’s coattails some more? It’s no wonder they cast you as a kid in the movie…Ice Boy. Y’know what? I don’t need this. I’m going to swing over and handle Magneto myself.
ICEMAN: Ooh! Do me a favor; put your old costume in that garbage can over there and walk away slowly, saying how you’ll be Spider-Man…NO MORE! Yeah, do THAT. You’ve never done THAT before.
SPIDER-MAN: Your mother’s a Frigidaire!
ICEMAN: Your uncle’s a Worm Motel!
SPIDER-MAN: That’s the last STRAW! This team is officially OVER. From now on, the cartoon’s going to be called “THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ and that’s that. The next time you see yourself on a cartoon it’s gonna be the nineties and you’ll have to get in line behind Gambit, Jubilee and Jamie-****ing-Madrox!
FIRESTAR: He’s got clones, too.
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, bite me with the clones! I’m taking my fancy new armor -- which BY the way, the whole town is talking about -- and going over there to defeat the evil mutant villain who’s wrecking the city. You sour grapes assheads can stay here and whine about how you’re never going to have a series of your own, much less three at the same time, like SOME righteous wall-crawling superheroes I know. Who am I talking about? Oh, yeah -- that would be ME. Later for you, Burger King Hot side-hot and cold side-cold joke-making mother****ers.
(Spidey swings away towards Midtown.)
ICEMAN: Hey! Hey! Everyone look! There goes the Sensational Iron Man!
SPIDER-MAN: **** off!
ICEMAN: Good luck with Magneto! Hope no one tips the Daily Bugle off and you end up looking humiliated in tomorrow’s paper!
FIRESTAR: Bobby? Bobby? Am I an ampersand?
ICEMAN: What? No. No, you’re beautiful just the way you are, sweetcheeks. Don’t worry about it.
FIRESTAR: Oh, good.
ICEMAN: Jesus, I should find out if there are any openings on “Challenge of the SuperFriends.”
FIRESTAR: No ampersands there.
ICEMAN: You said it, True Believer.
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That's funnier than Fire Marshal Bill...
...... Okay, maybe not, but it's funny.
...... Okay, maybe not, but it's funny.
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Oh come on, someone else has to find that funny!
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Kira said:It was funny. Happy? You posted that to Off Topic some time ago.
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