Iron Man The Official Iron Man Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Jon Favreau: Look, the first sight of the set for Iron Man 2... Which is basically nothing, but trust me, the fanboys will go nuts about it anyway..

Hehehehehehehe, so true...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "If you can dodge a hammer, you can dodge a ball!"
IRON MAN: "Oh dear god!"

Hahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

FAVREAU: Okay, if Terrence Howard shows up, shoot to kill!

 

[Doctor Jones]

FAVREAU: Hey MTV cribs!

 

[Panthro]

FAVREAU: Okay, if Terrence Howard shows up, shoot to kill!

Hehehe, poor Howard...

THOR: "Just who do you think you are, mortal?! You don't answer my letters, you don't return my calls, the God of Thunder will not be ignored!!!"
IRON MAN: "Thor, dude, we went out for coffee!"

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "...1001, 1002, 1003."
Iron Man: "Uh, Mr. Thor? Steve said that you needed to see me."
Thor: "Oh, Mr. Stark. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back."
Iron Man: "Well, you asked me to come by, sir."
Thor: "Oh, did I?"
Iron Man: "Yes."
Thor: "Oh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."
Thor: "You have your ubulas muscle which connects to the upper dorsanus …. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life….. I’m just going to grab this shirt if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get ya."
Iron Man: "You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest attempt that I have ever encountered. You know, I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Thor, but not from you."
Thor: "Wait a minute! I-- feeble attempt? I-- I'm very offended. I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the mansion."
Iron Man: "Oh, stop calling your arms guns!"

 

[kedrell]

Steve: "Ahem!"
Thor: "Huh?"
Steve: "Mr. Thor, you have a massive erection."
Thor: "Really?[looks down] Uh, yes...I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's very flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to...the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. I'd better go."
Steve: "Yeah."
Thor[to everyone else]: "Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!"

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: The greatest combat suit the world has ever seen, and the idiot had to stick his head out of the bus...

 

[mjbull23]

IM: You know Bruce, you've got enough money in your coiffers to enable you to seriously consider a high tech approach to crime fighting. I guarantee you if you aim one of these repulsor rays at riddlers face, he'll leave town in a jiffy.
BM: I could build one of those battle suits if I wanted to Tony, but I prefer to get around in the car.
IM: You'd rather drive around than fly?
BM: Chicks dig the car, allright?

 

[Panthro]

IM: You know Bruce, you've got enough money in your coiffers to enable you to seriously consider a high tech approach to crime fighting. I guarantee you if you aim one of these repulsor rays at riddlers face, he'll leave town in a jiffy.
BM: I could build one of those battle suits if I wanted to Tony, but I prefer to get around in the car.
IM: You'd rather drive around than fly?
BM: Chicks dig the car, allright?

 

[kedrell]

"Look, Sir. Droids!"

 

[The Navigator]

"Look, Sir. Droids!"

Ha! Awesome.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Argh- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn right!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Argh- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn right!"

DAMN, DAMN, Right!

This mask reminds me of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, so I'm gonna look away now.

 

[alienslayer]

IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Argh- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn right!"

this really cracked me up

 

[kedrell]

Welcome to the Hype, alienslayer.

 

[Panthro]

Glad you guys liked it.

IRON MAN: "That's right - I sabotaged Terminator Salvation's box office! And now I'm gonna sabotage the box office for the next Batman film!"
BATMAN: "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

IRON MAN: "You aren't what I look for in a movie."

BATMAN: "Lemme go!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

IRON MAN: "You aren't what I look for in a movie."

BATMAN: "Lemme go!"